"Nnghh…fuwaaa~h," Rukia yawned, stretching out her arms and legs as far as she could. She was currently in a hotel, having finally gotten a vacation.

As Tsuna's Moon Guardian, she was pretty busy with paperwork and such, having the duty to assist Tsuna with things like that. However, she was very lazy. After the whole Varia battle and traveling to the future, and also defeating Byakuran business, there wasn't very much that the Vongola couldn't do. Even with one guardian gone (Hibari is an exception, seeing that he isn't really ever there anyway until the time calls for it), the Guardians could fare well by themselves.

And that's why, knowing Rukia's lazy-ness, the Vongola Decimo decided to send his Moon Guardian off on vacation.

"Man, I love you Tsuna," Rukia mumbled to herself, pleased at the thought of not having to do that dreaded paperwork for a month, at the least. "This town doesn't seem to be that bad…"

Ah yes, the town. The town's name was Ikebukuro, and was well-known for its weird occurrences. Tsuna had told Rukia (with the help of Reborn) that she had to enroll at the high school there in order to not raise any suspicions. She didn't really like school, but she had to admit that it was probably better than doing numerous stacks of paperwork.

You can probably tell… Paperwork was Rukia's worst enemy ever to exist.

Right now, Rukia was preparing herself to get a tour at the high school after her enrollment. She pulled on her usual wear, which was a plain white dress shirt with a Disciplinary Committee coat on top and black dress pants. However, unlike the other coats which had red inside, Rukia's did not. Instead, it had a black-and-white checkered collar. As she exited the hotel, she covered her head of cobalt, unruly hair with a hat.

The hat was an ebony color, and was also somewhat what was called a Newsboy hat.

As Rukia walked towards Ikebukuro High School {1} (which she despised since she was used to riding her motorbike to school), teenage girls stopped to point and whisper at her. With how Rukia preferred a short hairstyle compared to a long hairstyle and how she dressed, she looked very much like a boy. That's what she guessed people were chattering on about.

Rukia had an aura of confidence as she finally entered the high school, although in reality, she had a slight slouch because of her becoming tired. Most people wouldn't get tired just from walking to their school, but Rukia was different. She was too lazy to walk to Namimori Chuu back at home, and so became accustomed to riding a motorbike to school instead. With that, whenever P.E. came, Rukia hated it and became tired too easily during the activities.

Vongola's Moon arrived at the school's main office, releasing a long sigh. Now she had to fill out papers for her enrollment, which counted as paperwork. She could swear that if she ever ruled the world, she would obliterate paperwork's existence out of the universe.

Staring at "NAME: _______________________", Rukia had a devious grin as she sloppily wrote, "Nakano Ruki" instead of "Nakano Rukia" as she should've. Soon after that, she checked off "male" next to "GENDER". Completing the rest of the papers truthfully, she turned them in to a blushing secretary. Shyly, the female secretary informed "Ruki" that a fellow student named Sonohara Anri would arrive soon to be "his" tour guide.

In what was only 5 minutes, although it seemed like almost an hour, "Sonohara Anri" came into the office. She was a bespectacled, shy, timid girl. In Ruki's opinion, she seemed like the type that was vulnerable and got picked on by bullies.

"A-Ano," Anri stuttered, "Please follow me, Nakano-san." She began to lead the way with nervous, hastened steps. Ruki easily caught up to her, however, with big strides. His strides shortened as Anri started to walk at a moderate pace.

As they walked around the whole school, Anri pointed out the major and essential locations that you would need to know around school. Ruki continuously nodded in understanding, not sure if he should talk since it may affect Anri.

"Also, there are many clubs at our school. It isn't mandatory to join a club, but the teachers recommend it," Anri added in her soft, quiet voice. For some reason, she seemed to be comfortable around Ruki. It was probably because he understood her quiet character.

"Tha—'' Ruki started, speaking out loud to Anri for the first time.

"SONOHARA-CHAAA~N {2}!!!" a loud and hyper voice sang. Ruki backed up as Anri was pounced on by a boy with dyed blond hair. He had latched his arms around Anri's neck, holding her head in what seemed to be a very tight grip. Anri appeared to be uneasy, and yet, seemed to be comfortable with the boy at the same time.

"KIDA! Don't do that to Sonohara-san!" a very normal-looking boy followed this "Kida's" trail with a much calmer pace than the former's. "Eh? Who are you?" He blinked at Ruki with confusion in his eyes.

Ruki blinked back at the boy for three long seconds. The boy seemed to realize something before he waved frantic arms around.

"Ah! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to sound rude or anything! It's just that I've never seen you around before… My name is Mikado Ryuugamine," Mikado bowed in apology.

"It's okay… I'm Nakano Ruki," Ruki tried getting Mikado up from his 90-degree bow.

"Hmm…I know everyone in this town, but I don't recognize your name…" "Kida" murmured as Ruki twitched just the tiniest bit. "So you must be new! I'm THE great Masaomi Kida!" He suddenly flashed a wink and finger-gun at Ruki. "Pleasure, I'm sure!"

"Whatever."

At Ruki's blunt reply, Kida clutched Mikado's collar, pulling him closer. "MIKADO! What did I do wrong? This is the first time someone shot me down with just one word!!!" Kida, distraught, had anime tears rolling down his face like a waterfall.

"Eh? But Kida-kun, I thought that just yesterday, some girls rejected you with a slap and not even a look," Mikado was bewildered at Kida's actions, although he was used to them. Mikado backed away as Kida's hand was suddenly pushed towards his face. Kida's other hand was partially covering his face with despair.

"Mikado…What are you talking about? Those girls absolutely did not reject me." Kida plastered on a defiant look. "In fact, they were flattered, thank you very much!"

D. E. N. I. A. L.

Ruki and Anri stood silently on the sidelines. They watched what was a normal part of Anri's life. As for Ruki, he just thought it was plain weird. I mean, they were right smack in the middle of a school hallway, at each other's necks. Okay, well maybe it wasn't that weird. But what they were arguing about definitely was.

Ruki turned to Anri with a sigh. "So…how much longer will this take?"

"…I'm not sure, it varies every time." Well…wasn't that an interesting answer.

Yeahhh~, so I actually did go ahead with making a Durarara!!xKatekyo Hitman REBORN! Crossover. Wow. Well, you should definitely expect slow updates… The only moderate updates will be during breaks (like Spring Break right now)… and after that, the only other break is summer. ._.

Tell me what you think~… Oh yeah, before I forget!

{1}- I dunno if this is what the high school is actually called… I don't remember if they even mentioned the name…

{2}- Again, I don't remember. This time, I don't remember if Kida called her Sonohara-chan or Anri-chan. I think it's the former, however.

-Ruki (Yorukifon)