Moon: I'M BACK!

Sly: That's what they all say.

Moon: And who's they?

Sly: Your mom.

Moon: Not funny. (bites Sly's hand)

Sly: Ow! Can you please turn back into a human.

Moon: I forgot to bring my clothes, and there's no way I'm walking around naked.

Ajax: Awwww.

Moon: Shut it, you. My friends how will not be named asked me some questions.

Clockwerk: I'm leaving! LATER, LOSERS!

Sly: Who you calling a loser?

Clockwerk: Your mom.

Sly: WHY YOU LITTLE (Clockwerk and Sly begin fighting)

Moon: SECURITY! (security guards come and pull Sly and Clockwerk apart)

Sly: He started it!

Carmilita: Your not three!

Sly: Oh, don't be like that, honey fox.

Carmilita: You call me honey fox again, I will hurt you so bad.

Sly: Honey fox.

Carmilita: (kicks him in his "certain area", if you know what I mean)

Sly: Right.... in..... my....little.....robber....

Carmilita: That'll teach you.

Moon: Akward.

Mz. Ruby: Agreed.

From Friend Number One:

For Everyone:

If a series of bad things happned to you, that turned you and the one you treasure the most against each other, and you had a gun, would you kill them or yourself?

Moon: Myself.

Ajax: Myself.

Sly: Myself.

Carmilita: I'd shoot Sly.

Ajax: FYI, taht means you like him.

Carmilita: Shut it, pup.

Bentley: Myself.

Penelope: Myself.

Murray: Food is already dead.

Dimitri: Either way I'd kill myself.

From Friend Number Two:

For Everyone:

What is the perosn you treasure the most?

Moon: Ajax.

Ajax: Moon.

Dimitri: Me, myself, and I.

Murray: Food. I'm serious, if any girl, any girl at all wants to go out with me, you can!

Bentley: Penelope.

Penelope: Bentley.

Killer: Neyla.

Neyla: Killer.

Moon: Okay, reviews from people on this site.

From slyandcarmelite335:

For Sly and Carmilita:

How do you feel always getting paired up and making out in practiclly almost Fanfict on this website?

Carmilita: They should all go to-

Sly: I love this place!

Carmilita: Yuk! I will never go out with you!

Sly: You'll be all over me in the next chapter!

Carmilita: Will not!

Sly: That's up to Moon.

Carmilita: (holds shock pistol up to Moon's head)

Moon: Uh, sorry Sly.

Sly: Darn it.

From Jercer:

For Bentley and Carmilita:

What would you do if you saw Sly and Penelope making out?

Sly: Why would I want to do that?

Carmilita: Let them. Sly would finally leave me alone.

Bentley: I stick one of my explosives up Sly's a-

Moon: Do not finish that. Okay, some questions from me.

For all the girls:

Would you want to be a werewolf?

All girl's except Moon: No!

Moon: Why?

Neyla: Cuz we'd be all flee ridden and nasty!

Moon: (growling) Oh really? May I remind you that I'm a werewolf?

Neyla: Oh, yeah.

(timer goes off)

Moon: Darn it! We didn't get the rest of my questions! You all suck!