Sai shut the lights off in the classroom and walked over to the television. He pressed play on the DVD player and stepped aside so the rest of the room could view his masterpiece.

(The screen fades in to reveal Sai walking down the hallway of the school holding a camera.)

"Hello! My name is Sai and this is my English project titled Sai. Apparently I'm failing so I'm making this video to bring my grade from an F to a D-. In this video I'm going to share my daily life with you! Including my locker and classrooms and my friends….if I can remember where I left them. Speaking of friends here comes Sakura."

(Walking towards Sai is Sakura. When she notices him and his camera she puts up her hood and walks the opposite direction.)

"We have a love hate relationship. I would ask her out but Sakura is dating Sasuke. Who I have to admit is pretty attractive in a totally not gay way. Any who she's one of the better looking females in this school, thou lately she has been letting herself go. I mean I used to want to bend her over on the spot but lately she hasn't been wearing makeup, which makes her look like one of those stray dogs Kiba brings around. Don't get me wrong just because I don't want to do her doesn't mean I wouldn't mind seeing her naked. Does that make sense?"

A girl with pink hair points a remote at the television screen and presses pause. A vein is popping out of her forehead and her headache is starting to return.

"Sai. Does your video have a fucking point?" She growls.

"You don't like it?" Sai questions sadly. The girl with pink hair lets out a crazy laugh and walks out of the room muttering to herself. "You are so lucky Sasuke wasn't here to see that!" A girl with blond hair teases in a sing-song voice as she walks out of the room calling after her pink haired friend.

Sai looked around the classroom at his audience. A boy with spiky blond hair was sitting on top of a desk laughing hysterically and a boy with a brown ponytail was lying on the floor sleeping.

"What do you think Naruto?" Sai hopefully asks the boy with blond hair.

Naruto walked over to Sai and placed a hand on his shoulder. "Sai." He chuckled. "We are going to have a fun time in summer school."

"Was it really that bad Shikamaru?" Sai looked at the brown haired boy who was still asleep. Shikamaru sighed and said "Well at least your pathetic attempt at school work got us out of Sakura's meeting."

"Meeting?"

"Drop it Sai." Shikamaru yawned.

"Yeah! The less you about our dealings the better." Naruto patted Sai's shoulder.

"Dealing! I know all about dealing coke, weed, speed! I can get it." Sai said excitedly.

As soon as the words left Sai's mouth Shikamaru was on his feet writing a number on a piece of paper. "Here's my private number. Call me later to discuss ....dealing" Shikamaru whispered and handed the paper to Sai smiling.

Naruto raised an eyebrow to Shikamaru. "You have a private number?"

"Do you see who I date?" He snorted to Naruto as they headed out of the classroom, leaving a very confused Sai to finish watching his video project alone.

This doesn't really have much to do with the story but since I haven't written in a while I wanted to start with something small and fun. The funny thing is my friends and I were just talking about people so beautiful that no matter waht gender they are when you see them you just have to say DAMN!!! Which is why I wanted to share that some of the conversations that Sakura and her gang have are real things I've talked about with my friends. So I'm not very original or am I? Any who (is that how you write it??) Hope you enjoyed!!!!