The Avengers 1: The Avengers v. Sunnydale
None of the Sunnydale characters belong to me, they belong to Joss Whedon, more's the pity. Also this is nothing to do with the TV program The Avengers, or the film of the same name. I think I (Haz) belong to me, but I could be wrong. Oh and Min, Kat and Poppy belong to themselves too (In case you're wondering, yes we're all real people!)
A/N: Ian Fleming, creator of James Bond lent us the helicopter, he was the sort of person I thought might own a helicopter, but I don't know, is he dead? The 'look at the wonderful mess they've made' quote is from Drusilla in 'Fool for Love'. I started writing this after I saw the episode 'Triangle' in season 5 but it's taken me a while to finish it and type it up. It's my first humour fic so please write lots of nice reviews.
Summary: Protecting the rights of fictional characters everywhere, here come The Avengers, four teenagers out to save the world, though not all of them seem to realize it…
Part I
Four girls stood on the hill over looking the picturesque town in the growing darkness, hair blowing this way and that in the gale-force wind generated by the helicopters blades. It looked exactly like scenes from a movie or a TV program… no, wait, that's exactly what it was!
"Thanks!" Poppy flashed the helicopter driver a smile as she and the other girls turned towards the town and the helicopter hovered for a moment and then rose steadily away. "Now, remind me again why we're here?"
Kat sighed "Haven't we been over this already? It's just to get Joss' attention. He hasn't been treating his characters properly so we're just gonna stir things up a bit, is that ok with everyone?"
"S'long as I get to be the one with the gun I don't care." Haz reminded them, pulling a James-Bond style one out from under her jacket and scanning the area for enemies. She ran forward to a clump of bushes, keeping low, military style, and peered round. Sensing three pairs of eyes staring at her questioningly she turned round and stood up a little sheepishly. "Are we going or are we going?" she asked, tapping her foot impatiently. Remembering that Haz was the one with the gun after all, they decided it was in their best interests to go. They went.
"Can we go to the Bronze?" Min asked eagerly, "Oh, and I wanna see the school, you know, where the Mayor was killed and the Masters Cave, and Spike's crypt and…"
"I have every intention of visiting those places," Kat's eyes glinted evilly, a sign that the cogs in her head were well oiled *and* turning. "But all in good time, we may be here for a while, speaking of Sunnydale, how *did* we get here in the first place?" The other three turned to Poppy expectantly.
"Oh, I borrowed the `copter off Ian Fleming." They looked at her credulously. "What?! So I have contacts? I met him at a party!"
"Whatever." Min said.
"I just don't want to know how you persuaded him to lend it you!" Kat's eyes glinted evilly again. Poppy hit Kat with her handbag.
"So how exactly are we gonna stir things up?" asked Haz, changing the subject quickly. "How are we gonna get Joss' attention? I mean, he's clearly been leaving too much to his co-writers, look at the wonderful mess they've made." She kicked a tin can with her foot.
"I thought…" a drum roll echoed from somewhere and the girls turned round expectantly but since there was no sign of anyone. Kat shrugged and continued. "I thought we'd, you know, do a little 'Shanghaiing'." Blank faces met her
"Oh you know, Impressment? Abduction?"
"Like with aliens?" Min asked hopefully. Kat lost her patience "WE'RE GOING TO KIDNAP SOMEONE!" she shouted.
"Oooooh" the others chorused.
"Who?"
"Um, I hadn't thought that far…" Kat admitted.
"Buffy?" Min asked
"Are you crazy?!"
"Well, she is the main character…"
"She's a slayer." Poppy reminded her, not impressed.
"Well, she doesn't kill humans."
"Which doesn't stop her beating us senseless!"
"Ok, um…"
"I saw a film trailer where these guys held up a bank with a magic marker." Haz put in helpfully.
"Do you *have* a point?" Kat asked angrily.
"Um, just I like guns better."
"Ok" Kat said through gritted teeth "Does any one have anything *relevant* to say?"
"Well, how about, like Dawn or someone?" I mean, we don't want all the attention focussed on us and Glory to creep up and get the key, do we?"
Kat seemed to be looking at Poppy in a new light.
"Sometimes you're so brilliant, it scares me." She told her
"Yeah Right!" Min said with a mouthful of crisps.
"Where did you get those?" Haz asked.
"I found them." Min said proudly. "Willow left them here when Riley got annoyed after Buffy got staked in 'Fool for Love'"
"Hello? Am I the only sane one here? We just saw 'Triangle' last week. Those must be like, weeks old!" Kat told them.
"So?" Haz asked taking a handful.
"Sometimes I despair, I really do!"
None of the Sunnydale characters belong to me, they belong to Joss Whedon, more's the pity. Also this is nothing to do with the TV program The Avengers, or the film of the same name. I think I (Haz) belong to me, but I could be wrong. Oh and Min, Kat and Poppy belong to themselves too (In case you're wondering, yes we're all real people!)
A/N: Ian Fleming, creator of James Bond lent us the helicopter, he was the sort of person I thought might own a helicopter, but I don't know, is he dead? The 'look at the wonderful mess they've made' quote is from Drusilla in 'Fool for Love'. I started writing this after I saw the episode 'Triangle' in season 5 but it's taken me a while to finish it and type it up. It's my first humour fic so please write lots of nice reviews.
Summary: Protecting the rights of fictional characters everywhere, here come The Avengers, four teenagers out to save the world, though not all of them seem to realize it…
Part I
Four girls stood on the hill over looking the picturesque town in the growing darkness, hair blowing this way and that in the gale-force wind generated by the helicopters blades. It looked exactly like scenes from a movie or a TV program… no, wait, that's exactly what it was!
"Thanks!" Poppy flashed the helicopter driver a smile as she and the other girls turned towards the town and the helicopter hovered for a moment and then rose steadily away. "Now, remind me again why we're here?"
Kat sighed "Haven't we been over this already? It's just to get Joss' attention. He hasn't been treating his characters properly so we're just gonna stir things up a bit, is that ok with everyone?"
"S'long as I get to be the one with the gun I don't care." Haz reminded them, pulling a James-Bond style one out from under her jacket and scanning the area for enemies. She ran forward to a clump of bushes, keeping low, military style, and peered round. Sensing three pairs of eyes staring at her questioningly she turned round and stood up a little sheepishly. "Are we going or are we going?" she asked, tapping her foot impatiently. Remembering that Haz was the one with the gun after all, they decided it was in their best interests to go. They went.
"Can we go to the Bronze?" Min asked eagerly, "Oh, and I wanna see the school, you know, where the Mayor was killed and the Masters Cave, and Spike's crypt and…"
"I have every intention of visiting those places," Kat's eyes glinted evilly, a sign that the cogs in her head were well oiled *and* turning. "But all in good time, we may be here for a while, speaking of Sunnydale, how *did* we get here in the first place?" The other three turned to Poppy expectantly.
"Oh, I borrowed the `copter off Ian Fleming." They looked at her credulously. "What?! So I have contacts? I met him at a party!"
"Whatever." Min said.
"I just don't want to know how you persuaded him to lend it you!" Kat's eyes glinted evilly again. Poppy hit Kat with her handbag.
"So how exactly are we gonna stir things up?" asked Haz, changing the subject quickly. "How are we gonna get Joss' attention? I mean, he's clearly been leaving too much to his co-writers, look at the wonderful mess they've made." She kicked a tin can with her foot.
"I thought…" a drum roll echoed from somewhere and the girls turned round expectantly but since there was no sign of anyone. Kat shrugged and continued. "I thought we'd, you know, do a little 'Shanghaiing'." Blank faces met her
"Oh you know, Impressment? Abduction?"
"Like with aliens?" Min asked hopefully. Kat lost her patience "WE'RE GOING TO KIDNAP SOMEONE!" she shouted.
"Oooooh" the others chorused.
"Who?"
"Um, I hadn't thought that far…" Kat admitted.
"Buffy?" Min asked
"Are you crazy?!"
"Well, she is the main character…"
"She's a slayer." Poppy reminded her, not impressed.
"Well, she doesn't kill humans."
"Which doesn't stop her beating us senseless!"
"Ok, um…"
"I saw a film trailer where these guys held up a bank with a magic marker." Haz put in helpfully.
"Do you *have* a point?" Kat asked angrily.
"Um, just I like guns better."
"Ok" Kat said through gritted teeth "Does any one have anything *relevant* to say?"
"Well, how about, like Dawn or someone?" I mean, we don't want all the attention focussed on us and Glory to creep up and get the key, do we?"
Kat seemed to be looking at Poppy in a new light.
"Sometimes you're so brilliant, it scares me." She told her
"Yeah Right!" Min said with a mouthful of crisps.
"Where did you get those?" Haz asked.
"I found them." Min said proudly. "Willow left them here when Riley got annoyed after Buffy got staked in 'Fool for Love'"
"Hello? Am I the only sane one here? We just saw 'Triangle' last week. Those must be like, weeks old!" Kat told them.
"So?" Haz asked taking a handful.
"Sometimes I despair, I really do!"