Abyss: This is a pairing I have never read—though they are quite famous—and I thought I'd give it a shot!

Title: See Me, Meet Me

Summary: He never noticed me. Why doesn't he see me?

Rating: T

Warning: Probably not that great, OOCness (I believe)

Other: This is told from Szayel's POV, so probably not in character. I made it to be more of a memory.

Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach and the 64 line!

'Something'-Present Szayel talking

Why don't you see me?

I've watched the sexiest guy I had to ever met, and all he ever does is speak to his friends. The bright blue eyes and hair had to belong to Ulquiorra's boyfriend, Grimmjow Jeagerjaques. I hardly knew another person with blue hair.

As if on cue, Ulquiorra approached me.

"Szayel." I nodded to show I heard him. "Go up and talk to him."

This is what my best friend told me to do ever since I started to look at Jiruga. Even though it worked for him and Grimmjow, it doesn't mean it'll work for me!

"What am I supposed to say?" I asked scathingly.

"'Hello, my name is Szayel Apporo Grantz, and I am sorry—'"

Oh shit!

"'—for hitting you in the head with a tennis ball.'"

"When did I do that?"

I immediately regretted asking.

"Now."

Schiffer pitched the ball in his hand, and it smacked him in the head; he ducked and left me alone.

The fuming beauty glared and stomped towards me.

"What. The. Fuck."

I searched wildly for turquoise or raven hair, but they were not to be found.

Ulquiorra! What have you done?!

The man I had a crush on—for lack of better words—glared at me with irate.

It's better than cold hatred, I thought optimistically. He'll get over it.

Ulquiorra was with Grimmjow, by the looks of the blue hair near raven hair.

64 may be better than 69.

Nnoitra was still waiting for an answer. Luckily for me, Ulquiorra approached Nnoitra with Grimmjow behind.

"Nnoitra, Szayel, do you want to go on a double date tonight?"

'Now that I look back, this may have been the best day ever!'

Nnoitra and I enjoyed ourselves in the movie—yeah right—and are spending eternity—sex—together.

Abyss: Just a short drabble. It was different then the way I envisioned it! Please tell me if it was crappy or great or okayish. I'll take request too!