Okay so I know that it's been a while since I've done anything but I'm been really busy lately. Also this is my 1st story that is not fully a romance, even though there will be tons of fluff and maybe get more romantic towards the end. But I want to try to make this funny…so enjoy! (Check out my poll on my profile!)
Alvin and Simon sat in the living room of the Seville home and mindlessly watched television as Theodore and Dave stood in the kitchen making lunch.
"So board!" Alvin moaned rolling onto the floor. "Need excitement!" Simon rolled his eyes.
"Oh c'mon Alvin we just got out of school yesterday." Simon mumbled.
"So! It's like, 100 degrease outside and I have 3 months of freedom and nothing to do with them. Why is our life so boring?"
"But Alvin," Theodore added. "Were the chipmunks! We can make our own fun for the next 3 months. Hey I have an idea let's call the chipettes." he suggested.
"Good idea Theodore." Dave complimented. As if on cue Alvin felt a buzz in his left shoe. He took it off his foot and reached in to get his phone. He read a message with a confused face.
"What is it Alvin?" Simon asked. "I got a text from Brittany. She said :grrrrrr."
"What does that mean?" Theodore asked Simon. He shrugged.
The door busted open revealing 3 summer clad chipettes in t-shirts, skirts and flip flops. Each with a different facial expression. Eleanor who looked like she had been crying. He eyes red and a frown was placed on her usual cheery face. Jeanette looked worried and depressed. Her white smile was turned into a frown and her eyes seamed to stay down in a drowsy position. But the all around expression was worry and disbelief. She also had her arm around Eleanor in a protective state. Brittany was just all around anger. Her cheeks were red instead of a playful pink, her hair was slightly messy, her icy eyes seamed darker for they were in a slanted position. But most of all her arms were crossed and she was making a "grrrr" noise under her breath.
"Ahhh so that's what grrrrr means." Alvin said smiling as he slipped his phone back in his shoe.
"Oh girls what's wrong?" Dave asked.
"Of all the selfish inconsiderate things you could do to a person!" Brittany exclaimed she flopped down onto the couch and folded her arms. She than grabbed a pillow and began biting down on the tassel.
Eleanor sniffled. "Oh why does it have to be this way!" She laid down on the sofa and burried her face into the pillow. Alvin and Theodore comforted their counterparts as Jeanette watched her sisters behavior with a disapproving look.
"Jeanette what's going on here?" Simon asked. Jeanette looked down and back up at him, putting a hand on his shoulder.
"It's Mrs. Miller." She said softly.
Alvin, Simon, Theodore, and Dave gasped. "What's wrong?"
"She, she, she…" Jeanette stumbled on what to say.
"Is Getting married?"
"Lost all her Money gambling?"
"Lost the house?"
"She was eaten by a crocodile?!" Alvin exclaimed. Every turned to look at Alvin.
"Just a guess." he chuckled. Brittany shot him an evil look.
"Shut up. This is worse than all of those combined." Brittany scolded.
"Than what is it?" Dave asked.
"She, she…" Jeanette struggled once again.
"Got a Job!!" Eleanor wailed picking her head up from the pillow and crashed it back down.
All the boys gave each other confused looks. "Okay…" Simon said slowly as he and Jeannette sat down in a small white love seat.
"There offering her great opportunities and about 100,000 a year." Jeanette mumbled softly. "It's simply awful." she crossed her arms and leaned back in the cushion.
"Girls that's fantastic!" Dave said. "But what's the problem?"
"It's in England…" She mumbled. The three chipmunks and father gasped.
"Your moving?" Theodore asked putting a hand on Eleanor's shoulder.
"If we go with her," she said audibly.
"And were not! How dare she expect us to just pack up and leave every thing behind so she can go to some stupid job full of snobby British nerds." Brittany yelled picking up her head.
"I don't care what she says but were not leaving L.A!"
"Why?" Alvin said cuddling next to her, wiggling his eye brow. "Would you miss me to much?"
"No you little rodent." she told him in a calm know-it-all tone. "One reason is that if we do move to England were not moving to London. She said she found a small house in the country side right outside the city. Two bedrooms one bathroom and nothing but grass and nature for miles and miles. She wants us to move to the middle of nowhere! The nerve!"
"Brittany don't be like that." Eleanor piped up. "The only reason she got this job was to help support us. The least thing you can do is act somewhat happy for her." Brittany just huffed.
"Look girls, we can't leave. We have to find somewhere to live." Brittany said.
"Why can't you guys just live on your own again like you did when you guys were younger?" Alvin suggested.
"Because, it's illegal for minors to live alone and plus were a little older. We can't support each other like we could before. Plus, Mrs. Miller would never allow it." Jeanette argued.
"Hey doesn't Mrs. Miller have a sister who lives about an hour from here?" Eleanor suggested.
"You mean Aunt Lily, she's like 95! She can barley take care of herself." Jeanette said. "And we would still have to go to another school."
"Well what can we do?" Ellie asked. Everyone in the room. They all sat in silence as they all pondered about the situation.
"Hey, I just thought of an idea!" Alvin exclaimed.
"You were thinking?" Brittany said shocked. "I thought I smelled smoke…"
Alvin ignored her. "Okay Alvin let's here it." Dave said. Alvin grinned and walked up behind the love seat that Simon and Jeanette were sitting in. He wrapped his arms around the two of them pushing them together.
"How do you two feel about getting married?" He questioned them. Simon and Jeanette raised eyebrows at each other before taking Alvin's arms from around them.
"Alvin were 13 going on 14 in a few weeks. What makes you think that Jeanette and I are going to get married?" Simon told his brother. Jeanette couldn't help but giggle at the thought.
"Just trying to help."
"Wait a second Alvin…I think your onto something…" Jeanette said, her face lighting up.
"He is?" Brittany and Dave asked doubtfully.
"I am?" Alvin asked.
"Yeah, what if me and my sisters moved in with you guys…I mean if Dave and Mrs. Miller are okay with it." Eleanor and Brittany ran up to Dave who was sitting at the isle in the kitchen.
"Can we Dave? Please oh please!" they batted their eyelashes and gave Dave the look of a sad, desperate puppy.
"Whoa!" Alvin yelled. He dragged the chipettes out of the house and slammed the screen door on them as they sat on the back porch.
"Hey!" Brittany and her sisters pounded on the door yelling at Alvin.
"Hold on Family meeting!" he called through the glass. He pulled the curtain in from of them so that the Chipettes could not be seen.
"Alvin what are you doing?" Simon asked.
"Look I know that the Chipettes need a place to crash, but we can't let them destroy our men's only bachelor pad! Just think if we let them stay by this time next week the house will be covered in doilies and flowers and scented tissues! Not to mention that the bathroom will be filled with a their girl products like shampoo, hair dye, lip stick, eye shadow, curling irons, perfume, candles! We cannot let that happen."
"Look Alvin, the chipettes are like family and we can't just let them leave all they have. Were allowing them to stay and that's final." Dave stated.
"Awesome!" Simon and Theodore cheered.
"Alright fine. But trust me Dave you'll see the error of your ways." Alvin warned. He went towards the back and let the girls back in.
"Well can we stay?" Jeanette asked timidly.
"As long as it's okay with Mrs. Miller…you girls can stay here."
"Really Dave? You mean it?" Eleanor asked.
"Absolutely! You girls are family." The three cheered as they embraced their new caretaker. Simon and Theodore joined the hug as Alvin watched rolling his eyes.
"C'mon Alvin…join the hug." Brittany teased. Alvin walked over to the small group with open arms as he hugged the rest of them.
"This is going to be great!" Jeanette said happily sitting on the couch with Simon. They sat and began talking about living arrangements, and sharing his lab, and being so close to the beach.
"Look! She's already taken over the couch." Alvin exclaimed pointed to Jeanette. Her and Simon gave him a confused look. "But let me warn you girls." Alvin said sitting on the top of the couch. "Your no longer guests. Your family. So that means each of you is one of the guys and you'll be treated like family." Than Alvin put his bottom near Jeanette's face and passed gas.
"Alvin!!" Simon and Dave shouted. Eleanor and Brittany shared disgusted looks as Jeanette covered her mouth and nose with her hands. She leaned over and began coughing. She sat, fanning her self, her face red.
Simon patted her on the back. "Congratulations, you're a Seville!"
"The middle of nowhere is sounding better and better…" Brittany whispered to Eleanor. Eleanor nudged her in the side.
"Despite, the deadly gas fumes…this'll be fun. Chillin' with the Chipettes 24/7!" Brittany said.
"Yeah, were like the Seville Sisters…or the Seville Ladies." Eleanor added.
"That's a great way of looking at girls." Dave said. "I'm going to call Mrs. Miller right now."
He picked up his phone and made his way upstairs.
Jeanette finally recovered from the smell and began to yell at Alvin. "What in the world have you been eating?"
"You know, guy food. Like pizza, bacon, tacos, soda, chille dogs, chips, steak, burgers, and ribs."
"Wow don't you guys eat anything healthy around here? I mean, that's so fattening." Brittany said, appalled by the boys "diet".
"What do you want us to eat? Salads and tea? Not here. Here we eat real food." Alvin told her crossing his arms.
"Well don't worry, we'll get used to it." Jeanette optimistically answered. "After all, now we're living it up Chipmunk style."