L's first swimming lesson

Sorry, I haven't felt funny in awhile. Well here is a new story
hope it is funny.

Discliamer: I don't own any of these characters except the teacher.

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"I hate swimming", L said out loud as he walked away from the
pool. He was thinking back to his day. It started out great L met his
swim teacher and he seemed nice. He was a WW2 surviver.

L had done his reach on this man before he comitted to the class.
He got his ass blown off in the war and was missing a foot but he swam
great. He walked with a cane, he had a limp, and had a reciding hair
line. His name was Jeff mayan.

L had reach the private pool he had rented out to himself for the
day. As he reached the gate he spotted his swimming instructer. He was
laughing the other lifeguard that was a good sign or so L thought. L
entered and that's were his day went from good to hell.

Jeff introduced himself and L did too( as Luis). He got in the
water and so did Jeff. He swam beside him for about three laps and
saved him thirty times. At the start of the forth lap Jeff got out and
went behind a building to get something. He walked back with a 50
cailber machine gun and said, " I won't save you anymore you have to
do it yourself." then he opened fire and L took off swimming. He got
shot twice both times in his toes. "Well, at least this day can't get
any worse. " L said.

Jeff who had ran out of bullets stepped on a button right as L
said that. The button released sharks into the pool and Jeff said,
"Okay the now for lesson two. "

"Lesson two, when was lesson one and what was I learning? " , L
stuttered in reply. To this Jeff smiled and said, " Well, lesson one
was the gun and you learned reaction time. Now in lesson two you will
learn evasion of the enemy. Since I couldn't get a giant squid you
have to evade a couple sharks go! "

L then saw the sharks and took off swimming the blood comeing
from his toes wasn't helping him any. Jeff who was out of the pool was
laugh so hard he peed himself. As the sharks got closer and closer L
really wished he hadn't let watari talk him into this and to think
watari picked this guy. (Watari even said, " he's the best there is.")

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