A/N: Wow, I haven't updated in two weeks. I feel lazy and whatnot. ^^

"Wow, what is it, Deidara-senpai?" Tobi gasped, as Deidara walked by, carrying a telephone-like machine.

Deidara grinned deviously, plopping down the machine in front of his partner. "It's a speaker un. I've placed tiny microphones in Itachi and Kisame's rings. I'm gonna use it to spy on that Uchiha twerp and his fish stick, un!" He adjusted several dials on the machine and put the reciever to his ear.

Tobi sidled up to him. "Can I-"

"No, un." Deidara grunted flatly. "Don't bother me. Go smoke some weed, or whatever it is you idiots do these days, un."

Tobi dejectedly walked away.

"Yes, un!" Deidara cackled, as he twisted a knob a little more. Itachi's voice suddenly filled the reciever.

"-and then, I have to go to Konoha to capture a jonin who allegedly has information on the Nine-Tails-" Itachi's voice cut off as Deidara flipped a switch.

"Gawd, un. Itachi's boring." Deidara frowned as he tuned into Kisame. "Let's hope the fish is more interesting.

"-what? I've just arrived at Konoha!" Kisame's voice crackled over the speaker. "I'm planning on-"

Deidara giggled. "What a coincidence, un!" he snorted. "What's Itachi up to now, un?"

"-finger's bleeding because that jonin put up more of a fight than I thought he would-"

"Bor-ring!" Deidara sang, as he switched back to Kisame. "C'mon, Fishy, gimme something interesting here, un!"

"-weird, 'cos I bought a whole bag of band-aids, y'know, the really absorbent ones-"

Deidara quirked an eyebrow. "Strange... but interesting nonetheless. Continue, Itachi!" He tuned into Itachi once again.

"-so my cloak ripped. I'm going to the Shinobi-Mart to get a new-"

"-nyways, I'm in the dressing room at the Shinobi-Mart-"

"-just going to take a shower; it's been a pretty long day and my eyes are more strained than usual-"

"-really excited! I get to test out my new binoculars in a couple of minutes! I can't-"

"-recieved a message to meet him at the small alley on the corner of 8th and Main street at midnight-"

"-and I didn't want too much friction, so I bought a tub of vaseline-"

"Oh, my God, un," Deidara's face convulsed. "Dammit, Tobi! Get back in here and bring me a bucket!"