Disclaimer: I don't own Tetris.

. . . This crack idea was written for a friend, and only because I was beyond bored at the time. Pfft. It totally speaks to your soul, doesn't it?

Once upon a time there was a bratty little kid named Steve. Although first graders are not generally known to be the most pleasant of people ever, Steve was especially horrible. He was a terror in the classroom, and a total hellion at home. After a parent-teacher conference one day, everyone agreed that he needed something to redirect his negative energies. Thus, the poor parents of the child invested in a computer game, hoping to keep him entertained and out of trouble for a while. This game was, of course, the classical Tetris.

However, along with being a little demon, Steve also had an extremely short attention span. The graceful decent and twisting of multi-colored blocks did little to appease him. "This game is stupid," he declared shortly after reaching level two.

Steve kicked the computer to demonstrate his annoyance, only to find himself suddenly and unexpectedly immersed in a black Tetris dungeon for no real reason! The game didn't seem so boring now, especially after the colorful blocks began falling upon him. Steve tried to dodge, but the blocks were gigantic, and he was eventually crushed under the wieght of one.

. . . No one missed him much.