Ok, I know I haven't updated in a while, but I was busy with theatre and school. Sorry. Also, I asked for truth or dare ideas and NO ONE gave my any. I know there are more people that have this on story alert than the peeps who reviewed.

Sorry if that sounded bitchy, you don't have to read if you don't want to. Anyway, I've been having writer's block for a while. Anyway, a friend of mine gave me this idea and everyone seemed to think it was funny, so here goes...

Agen Kolar was always a strange Youngling.

He was an even stranger Padawan.

Now, his master had known that ever since he'd gotten him. Agen was either doing something completely reckless, using the force without thinking, or staring with a strange blank expression. But the weirdest thing was his hair. He refused to cut it, and it was down to his waist now. The problem was that he hit anyone who called him a girl, which happened often.

Of course none of this was going through his master's mind, as he was being attacked by a bunch of Sith at the time. It had started out as a simple mission, but quickly spiraled into disaster, like most missions with Agen did.

As explosives started to go off, and the Sith closed in, Agen's master knew he had inly one hope.

"Agen," he said hurriedly, taking out his spare lightsaber. "You know how to use this, right?"

Agen looked at his master with a blank expression. "You seem distressed"

His master was getting more and more worried by the minute. "Agen, just take the lightsaber!"

"Maybe you should meditate, that always helps me."

"AHH! Agen, take it already!"

"Or maybe you need an asprin," Said Agen, reaching inside his robe, "Just breathe in, and out, come on now, master"

"AGNE DO YOU WANT TO DIE?"

"Why ever would that happen. Master, you really need to calm down. It's not like we're being attacked by Sith, or bombs are going off, or anything." Agen looked completely oblivious to his surroundings.

"AGEN, TAKE THE LIGHTSABER!"

Agen seemed to finally realize there was a lightsaber in front of him. "ohhhh...shiny"

The Sith were closing in.

"We're going to kill you, jedi" one of them said, "you and that little girl"

"WHAT!" Agen said, finally realizing the Sith were there. "WHO. ARE. YOU. CALLING. A. GIRL."

"You" said one, less-intelligent member of the Sith."

"Oh crap" Said Agen's master, bracing himself for the explosion.

Missions with Agen Kolar always went this way.

I know you all busy, but can I please have some ideas for truth or dare? It's ok if not, but I'm just having writers block problems. Thanks!