Animal I Have Become
Chapter 1: The woods
"But dad!" whined Kyle as he followed his dad around. "I don't want to go camping with my cousin!"
"Kyle! You're going with us and that's final!" said Gerald stern.
Kyle sighed and crossed his arms. Gerald turned around and looked at him. He sighed as he couldn't stand seeing his oldest son unhappy. "Fine, go and ask Stan if he wants to come along." Said Gerald, knowing that would cheer his son up.
"Really?! Can Stan come too?!" asked Kyle happy.
"Sure !" smiled Gerald. "If his parents allows it of course."
"I'll ask right away!" said Kyle cheerful and ran outside to his best friend's place.
Gerald smiled as he watched his son ran out of the house. 'Those two are really hard to separate.' He thought and he went back on packing everything for the camp.
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In a minute or two, Kyle arrived at Stan's house. He rang the bell and waited for someone to open the door. "What are you doing here Turd?!!" asked Shelley as she opened the door.
"Is Stan home? I want to talk to him." Said Kyle ignoring Shelley's comment.
"Yeah he is, wait here." She said as she walked away and yelled at Stan that his best turd friend was here.
Kyle sighed and shook his head on the comment of Shelley. 'Will she ever stop calling us that?' thought Kyle as he waited for Stan.
"Hey Kyle." Said Stan as he saw his friend.
"Hey Stan, I wanted to ask you something. You see, me, my dad and my cousin Kyle are going camping for a day or two and you know how boring my cousin can be."
"Tell me about! I was glad he was gone!" said Stan recalling what they all did to get the boy out of South Park.
"Well, I didn't want to come along, so my dad told me I could bring you along." Said Kyle.
"I'd love to, but I have to go to my aunt's. I could try and ask if I'm allowed to come with you, but I doubt it." Said Stan. "Mom can I go with Kyle on a camping trip?"
Sharon was just passing the boys when Stan asked her. Sharon sighed and sat down the clean laundry. "Stan , you know it's your aunt's birthday and she wants to see you again. She's been looking forward to it all week." Said Sharon. She looked then at Kyle. "I'm sorry Kyle, but maybe Stan could come next time."
Stan sighed and looked at his best friend. "Sorry, dude."
"It's okay. Maybe next time." Said Kyle as he started to walk away from the house.
"Hey Kyle!" yelled Stan after him. "Make sure you play a prank on your cousin for me!"
Kyle turned around and smiled. "Sure!" he yelled and walked back to his home.
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A few hours later, Gerald, Kyle and cousin Kyle were walking in the woods. "Okay boys! This looks like a good spot to spend the night!" said Gerald, laying down his backpack.
Kyle sighed happily as his feet started to hurt. He turned around to see his cousin Kyle coming his way, complaining about everything as always.
"Do you think it's safe here? There could be bears and wolves around here." Complained cousin Kyle.
"Don't worry about them, Kyle." Smiled Gerald. "They're far away from us, so you don't have anything to worry about."
"A-a-a-are you sure?" asked cousin Kyle. "They could decide to come up here instead…."
"I'm sure, Kyle." Said Gerald.
Kyle rolled his eyes as his cousin continued asking about the animals in the wood. 'Why can't he just shut up about it ?' thought Kyle.
"Okay, let's start build our tents." Said Gerald when he finely reassured cousin Kyle no bears or wolves will attack them. "But first, I'm going to give you names."
'Oh no! Not this again!' thought Kyle.
"Kyle," said Gerald, looking at his son. "You're Kyle B. and you're Kyle S."
"Kyle S. ?" asked cousin Kyle.
"Yeah, Kyle Schwartz, Kyle S."
"Oh."
"Okay, Kyle B, you're going to look for some wood, while me and Kyle S. set up the tents." Said Gerald looking at Kyle B.
"What?! Why me?!"
"Because you know the way here and your cousin doesn't."
"But…" started Kyle. Kyle sighed when he saw his father stern look. "Alright…"
"Good, make sure to take all the small wood, but not too small." Said Gerald.
"Fine." Mumbled Kyle B. as he walked away.
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"Stupid cousin…." Mumbled Kyle as he kicked some wood away. "Why does he always have to come with us when me and my dad are doing something fun?!"
Suddenly a growl was heard. Kyle stopped and turned around. "Hello?" Kyle sighed and walked further. He could hear he was being followed. "Dad?" said Kyle, stopping again to check what was following him. "Dad, that's not funny."
Suddenly a growl was heard, but this time louder. Kyle dropped his wood and looked around. "Hello?"
Kyle felt getting goose bumps on his arms. "Dad?" he said. Suddenly a beast jumped out of the bushes and attacked Kyle. Kyle screamed as the beast bites him in the shoulder. Kyle started to hit and kick the beats as he tried to get the beast of him.
The beast didn't let go Kyle that easy. Kyle screamed louder as the beast bit Kyle harder. Kyle couldn't take it anymore and hit the beast on his snout.
The beast was surprised by it and released Kyle immediately. Kyle jumped up and started to run. He looked behind him to look if the beast was following him. Suddenly Kyle tripped over a stone and fell with his head against a big rock, making him to losing conscious immediately.
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A new story of South Park ! XD I know it's a short piece, but I'm running out of time (I need to go to school in a second) and this is my second story I'm writing today ! I hope you enjoyed reading and I'll see you soon !
Update 27/03/2010: I've made the chapter longer and checked for misspells and grammars. If you find some, please PM / note me on or DA. For those who don't understand the Kyle B. and Kyle S. thing, Kyle B. is Kyle Broflovski and Kyle S. is Cousin Kyle (Kyle Schwarts)