lu lu lu I got some apples lu lu lu you do too heh I love butters anyways.I don't own fairly odd parents or south park!

Tootie's pov.

My life life sucks...assmonkeys. I mean seriously I live in Dimsdale full of shallow retards who don't care about anything but them-selfs.

Speaking of shallow retards lets talk about the queen Trixie Tang. Let me brake this down for you she's popular,pretty,and everything
you wish you could be...or that's what people here think and obviously that's not me. Apparently I'm the only one who thinks this because
how could someone so *gag* pretty be mean...fucking easily!But this is Dimsdale so no one seems to notice this fact.

Especially the guys here...dumb ass horny bastards. While I'm at it there's someone else I want to rant about Timmy Turner.
He's probably the most self-absorbed asshole I've ever met and thats saying something.I am ashamed to say I actually had a crush on him
when I first moved here. That's right I'm not Vicky's little sister I'm not even related to the bitch!

Anyway about Turner I only actually liked his eyes because they reminded me of his. One big difference Timmy Turner's an asshole!
So now I only act like I like him to keep a low profile..and it's fucking hilarious to watch him freak out.

God!The only reason I'm even here in this shit hole is because of Vicky.I was hired by her parents to get the proof I need that she's evil.
yeah that's hard.

So three years I've been stuck here waiting for her to fuck up enough to give the cops what they need to bust her...with a fake name of course.
Deep-toot.

And todays the day,there are stories going around saying she hit someone,even left a bruise...about fucking time.I'm going to the
police-station now. Later Vicky It's been Fun.

yeah I know it's not very long the other chapters should probably be longer anyway I wanted to do a south park fop mix for a while now
I just got lazy read and review PLEASE!!