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Yo Fang here! I have got the flock all here to help me on a little project. here is where the Idea for this whole thing started. We were watching TV the other day and we saw Jeff Foxworthy. It was funny so we all ended up watching it, and it gave me this Idea. So me and the flock came up with 'You might be a flock member if...' list. So enjoy.

You might be a flock member if you...

You might be a flock member if you...

have wings.

Ah dur! Sorry I had to get this one done with!

You might be a flock member if you...

enjoy undermining the authorities.

You might be a flock member if you...

have enough voices in your head to fill the loony bin plus some.

You might be a flock member if you...

have ever hacked into a computer.

You might be a flock member if you...

have ever lived in a house has ever been compared to a letter.

You might be a flock member if you...

like to blow random house hold items up.

You might be a flock member if you...

know how to pass Navy B.S. with flying colors.

You might be a flock member if you...

survived multiple life or death situations.

You might be a flock member if you...

live with a talking dog.

You might be a flock member if you...

have been shot at.

You might be a flock member if you...

hate math.

You might be a flock member if you...

spell like a third grader.

You might be a flock member if you...

have more energy than a rattle snake on PCP.

You might be a flock member if you...

burn water...(Max don't ask how)

You might be a flock member if you...

lie to FBI Agents.

You might be a flock member if you...

wake up strapped to a surface. (If you have I really don't want to know about it)

You might be a flock member if you...

have an irrational fear of treadmills.

You might be a flock member if you...

hate needles!

You might be a flock member if you...

get most of your education from TV.

You might be a flock member if you...

slept in a cave.

You might be a flock member if you...

spend a large amount of time in a dog crate.

You might be a flock member if you...

could get an Olympic gold medal in dumpster diving.

You might be a flock member if you...

have ever violated military air space.

You might be a flock member if you...

like to give Congress the what for.

You might be a flock member if you...

brain washed the leader of the free world AKA the President of the United States.

You might be a flock member if you...

hate Ouija boards.

You might be a flock member if you...

shop lift from wall-mart.

You might be a flock member if you...

have ever been hit by a camel.

You might be a flock member if you...

love things that go boom.

You might be a flock member if you...

have severe ADHD and of ADD.

You might be a flock member if you...

can't see worth crap.

You might be a flock member if you...

have a strong "influence" on people.

You might be a flock member if you...

fade into the background.

You might be a flock member if you...

love to talk.

You might be a flock member if you...

sleep in trees.

You might be a flock member if you...

explore sewers.

You might be a flock member if you...

anger/tell off politicians.

You might be a flock member if you...

anger/tell off sciencists.

You might be a flock member if you...

anger/tell off well meaning adults.

You might be a flock member if you...

you like to anger/tell off people.

Well there you go hope you liked it! Max added most of them. Review.