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Lily
James
Sirius
Remus
I'm bored.
Really? I think Professor Binns is giving a very interesting speech...he has a point about the goblin rebellion of 1823...
That's a lie.
What is?
What Padfoot just said.
How did you know?
Professor Binns is talking about the Witch Burnings of 1405.
Phsaw...I knew that. I was making sure you knew that.
Riight.
How's Lily treatin' you? Oh right...like scum!
HEY! That is a personal matter and I would appreciate it if you did not speak of it!
That's impossible.
Well, at least I have a girlfriend.
Who is it today? Your mom?
DO NOT TALK ABOUT MY MOM! I HATE HER!
That's nice. Hey, let's get Lily on here...
Really?
Oh, joy!
Really?
YES. No, Prongs, I'm joking. (Rolls eyes)
Oh my god. Moony was sarcastic!
GET LILY ON HERE!
What?
LILY!
Oh no.
Don't hurt Prongs...just go out with him.
I will when Bertie's Every Flavor Beans forget a flavor in their box.
That's a new one.
No fighting!
Remus? I didn't know YOU were on here! What's up?
Just hangin.
WHAT?! Proongggsss! Moony's killing himself!
No you dimwit! He's hangin...it's a muggle phrase...you know what I'm not gonna bother explaining.
Yeah. Even I knew that and I'm wizard-born too!
Phsaw, I knew that...just testing you.
Riight.
Again, Lily treating you like scum again?
I'm right here!
Do you guys know what a goblin is?
Yes.
Yes...duh.
A goblin? What is that?
Exactly.
You tested me! Without my knowledge!
And I just wrote down the date of a Wizard Burning. We don't need a recap!
Grr.
Please go out with me Lily. I won't hex Snivellus again. Heck, I won't even call him Snivellus! I will never ever hex Severus Snape ever again!
No! You're still egotistical. And a prat.
YOU'RE A PRAT!
Great way to make a girl like you, Prongs.
(Sticks out tongue)
Eww.
Stop being a girl, Moony!
Hey! I'm a girl!
Oh, really? I thought you were a maniacal tortoise!
...
...no comment.
You could have said ANYTHING. Anything at all and you choose a maniacal tortoise. That is so extraordinarily odd.
Ha. Extraordinarily odd. That's funny! YOU MADE A FUNNY MOONY!
Uhh.. okay.
Did you have sugar?
Just a sugar quill...oh. My shoulder looks yummy...
I've never seen Prongs go sugar high...how much sugar is in a sugar quill?
A lot.
Like the amount in 50 chocolate frogs, 10 licorice wands, and 35 pumpkin pasties.
That's a lot.
Where is the chocolate?!
Not here...
Lily? I have a question: Who's you're best friend?
YOU! (sarcasm intended)
LOL.
Lol? What is lol? Is it a lollipop or a lullaby?
No...idiot...it's a muggle thing meaning laugh out loud.
Phsaw, I knew that I was just making sure you knew what you were talking about.
Right.
I'm gonna go to lunch now...we seem to be the only ones left in HoM.
GOOD IDEA! Chocolate...
I'm hungry...
For a human?
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