Me: Well, since Rena is co-writing everything with me, we brainstormed this idea.
Rena: Correction, you will be co-writing, this story is my idea, don't try to take credit.
Me: It's my account! So of course I will be taking some credit!
Rena: It's my idea! Hey, reviewers, who should get more credit, me or Ari?
Me: On with the story, we don't own Yu Gi Oh GX or any of the characters.
Rena: Listen to Pain, by Three Days Grace!
Crap, Jesse just missed the bus back home, his brother Yohan, was going to be pissed if he didn't get home in an hour!
Jesse and Yohan were twin brothers who shared a 4 room apartment in the edge of the city. But they only needed two of the 4 rooms, Jesse never got why his brother bought it. As Jesse was about to flag down a taxi, it suddenly started to rain.
Mr. Weatherman never said it was going to rain today! He thought. Well at least it's not pouring down.
Suddenly, the rain started to get harder. So hard that the rain drops were starting to hurt when the hit Jesse. Damn him for not bringing an umbrella, today of all days. Jesse then saw redemption, a yellow taxi!
"Here over here!" Jesse yelled while wildly waving his hands. The taxi pulled up to him, but then some man in a suit ran and jumped in.
"No way! I flagged him down! Get outta the damn taxi bastard!" Jesse yelled, but the taxi driver and the man were long gone. Well, time to find another one. Jesse walked aimlessly around looking for a different taxi, when he noticed a giant box. He walked closer to the box, to casually peek his head into it. He noticed two adorable kittens, both of them brown. Now what kind of heartless person would leave two helpless creatures all alone? Jesse picked one of them up from the box and close to his face. The kitten placed its wet nose on Jesse cheek. It was friendly, how sweet! Jesse then placed the friendly kitten back in the box to pick up the other one. When he did, the kitten scratched him. Jesse almost dropped it but luckily he stopped himself before he could. Well, that one was not so very friendly, but it was still cute. Jesse picked the box and started to walk around. He was so not getting a taxi now. But luckily for him, the bus came. Jesse might make it home in time after all!
Once Jesse was in the apartment, he placed the box down behind the T.V, hopefully the kittens wouldn't make too much noise and Jesse could hide them from Yohan until he realized that they would be good pets, and besides, their apartment allowed pets so Yohan couldn't pull that one.
But as Jesse was about to get some milk for the kittens, Yohan came out from his room. And from where Yohan's room was, he had a clear view of the back of the T.V, and the box.
"Jesse what's in this box?" His brother asked.
"Umm… Nothing, just umm… stuff that I umm… Needed!" Jesse lied, hoping his older brother would believe him.
"Jesse you are a terrible liar, I hope you know that."
Crap.
"Jesse? What are you doing in the kitchen?" Yohan asked, trying to keep his cool. He walked into the kitchen and noticed his brother was pouring milk into a bowl. Wasn't it kind of late for breakfast?
"Jesse, what are you doing?"
"I'm umm… Drinking milk!"
"In a bowl?"
"I'm practicing to be more humble."
"Humble?"
"Yep! You know all minimalist?"
Just then the box tipped over, and the kittens came out, one was running about while the other shucks the water out of its fur.
"Jesse?"
"Yes Yohan?"
"Why the hell are there cats in our apartment?"
"Because they were so cute and they were abandoned and it was raining and I couldn't just leave them alone!"
"Jesse, it they were abandoned, don't you think the previous owner had a good reason to abandon them?"
"Because they where mean and cold and-"
"Jesse, they could have a disease, they could have rabies for all we know!"
One of the kittens had started to rub against Jesse's leg; the blunette picked it up and held it close to his face.
"You don't have rabies do you? Do you?" Jesse asked the kitten.
"Jesse…"
The kitten then started to shake its head, as if to say "No I don't have rabies!"
"See Yohan? They can even understand us!"
"Fine keep them tonight, tomorrow we go to the vet to have them checked out."
"Yay! Thanks bro! You are the best!"
Yohan smiled at his brother but then he noticed something on his face.
"Jesse, did one of those cats scratch you?"
Jesse blushed and replied. "Yeah, guess it did!"
"Which one?"
Jesse pointed at the kitten that was currently taking a nap on the ground. Yohan picked it up and examined its claws. The kitten was still asleep so it didn't do anything.
"Its claws look clean. Jesse goes wash your face."
Jesse did as he was told, and after he was down washing his face, he and Yohan fed the kittens. The one that was taking a nap woke up and went straight to the milk bowl, slurping every last drop of it. The friendly one did the same thing. After they were both done eating the meaner kitten went back to sleep and the friendly one started to chase its own tail. Soon thought, it got tired and cuddled up to the meaner kitten, who opened one eye and decided it didn't care, and went back to sleep.
"Well, tomorrow we both have the day off so we'll go to the vet." Yohan said was he walked to his room.
"Ok night bro!" Jesse called back.
Jesse trailed back to his own room to crash on his bed. The next morning the rays of the sun hit Jesse's skin in the most pleasant way. He stirred a bit until finally waking up. He checked the time. Holy crap! It was 2pm! How did Jesse sleep in so late, today of all days! Jesse rushed out of his room, hoping Yohan didn't leave yet, what if he just left them too?
"Good kitten."
Was that Yohan? What was he talking about? Where the kittens still here? Jesse walked up to his brother, who was wearing dark blue jeans and a blue and white button down shirt. Jesse guessed that he went out and came back while Jesse was sleeping.
"Are they ok?" Jesse asked
"Who?"
"The kittens? They don't have anything right?"
"Nope, both of them are fine, I even got cat food and other crap they need. You owe me 300 dollars, kid"
"300? Why so much?"
"Because I had to get them vaccinated, I had to buy them cat food and beds and a litter box and other crap."
"Oh, and it added up to 300 dollars? Are you sure?"
Yohan simply nodded his head, and went back to playing with one of the kittens.
"Yohan? Do you know how to tell them apart?"
"Oh yeah, I noticed this morning, one of them has brown eyes and the other has golden eyes. The nicer one has brown eyes."
"So, I keep away from the one with the golden eyes?"
"Actually, this is the one I'm playing with."
"But it's evil! It scratched me!"
"Guess it doesn't like you, at all, because it didn't scratch me."
Jesse was about to say something when the other kitten rubbed its head against Jesse's leg and purred. Jesse picked it up.
"You like me better don't you? Your brother cat is mean to me!" He whispered to it.
"Don't worry, Haou is just plain mean at times, he'll get nicer, I promise."
Jesse just stared at the kitten. Did it just talk?
"Did you just talk?" Jesse whispered to the kitten.
"Sure did! Why is that strange?"
Jesse looked at the kitten in awe? Maybe he was just going crazy. He would ask Yohan if the other cat had started talking.
"Hey Yohan, is the other kitten talking to you?"
"No, why, are you going insane or something?"
Jesse wanted to believe he was going insane as well; it would make much more sense.
"Hey Haou! Why don't you talk? Stop being antisocial for once in your life!"
Now it was Yohan's turn to feel like he was going insane, he did not just hear that. Maybe he and his brother where going insane. Or maybe the talking cat was insane.
"Shut up Jaden."
Jesse put the kitten down and sat on the couch next to Yohan. Yohan put the other kitten down and put his hand to his head, like he did sometimes when he was mad at Jesse, or had a head ache. By now the two kittens where facing each other and looking about ready to have a cat fight.
(A/N: Get it? Cat fight!)
"Make me, why don't you?"
"You so don't want that Jaden."
"Oh, I'm trembling!"
"I'll give you until 3 to apologize."
"I'm afraid oh so scared!"
"1…."
"La la looks at my fear!"
"2…."
The cat Jaden started waving his tail in his cat brother's face.
"Fucking 3…"
The cat Haou clawed his brother, deeply, the cat Jaden squealed in pain. He tried to get his brother back but Haou was too fast for Jaden, he jumped up in the air dodging the attack.
"Get back here so I can kill you!"
"Kiss my ass."