Kronos was sitting in his "emo corner", which he stole from Nico (don't tell him), crying his eyes out. He'll never be able to write a story without being insulted and having to turn it into a parody! Never will Kronos be able to live out his Percabeth fantasies! Never will Kronos get the microwave oven to work! He was so busy crying, that he didn't notice a man walk towards him. Yes, the man did break into his house using illegal methods, but that's a different story. This wasn't an ordinary man. It was Mr. Hippie Man, coming to bring joy and happiness.

"Hey, man, what's wrong?" asked Mr. Hippi Man.

"I'm sad." Kronos sniffed. Mr. Hippi Man nodded, pretending that he understood what Kronos said.

"Oh, you see that cow over on that mountain over there?" Mr. Hippi Man pointed to a randomly placed mountain in the middle of the living room.

You see, children, mountains form when mountain seeds fall from the sky. The mountain fairy just drops a whole bag of them on the planet. Soon, after much water and sunlight, it grows into a mountain. So that's why there's a mountain in the living room, in case you were wondering.

"Yeah, what about it?" Kronos stood up and wiped his eyes.

"You see that cow? That cow right there? On the mountain, you see him? Yeah, I'm going to go tell that cow, that cow right there on that mountain far away, that you're sad. That cow right there." Mr. Hippi Man took out his walking stick and started to hike up the mountain, leaving Kronos just utterly baffled.

For some odd reason, Mr. Hippi Man gave Kronos inspiration to write another story!

Athena Hatez Percabeth!

By Kronos (Duh)

Once upon a time, there once lived a fair maiden named Annabeth and a brave knight, Sir Percy Swimsalot. They were like, totally in love, nothing could tear them apart. Not even that huge fire breathing dragon that was destroying the beautiful kingdom, Camp Half Blood. No one really cared because dragons are fuzzy.

So Annabeth and Sir Percy were eating a totally awesome lunch that consisted of cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, and bread. You know, it was a pretty average day. That was until the evil witch from the north, Athena, teleported using some sort of...teleporting powers or something. She did not approve of the Percabeth. You heard me right, she did not approve.

"I, Athena, do not approve of your relationship! You'll have to spend some time now convincing me otherwise! Mwhahahaha! Pwned!" The witch Athena cackled.

"Mother, you're being irrational!" Annabeth cried dramatically in fear of losing her lover.

"Honey, you need to speak in words that a three year old can understand. I skipped school because I'm Athena and I'm smart, but words arn't my thang," Athena said.

"Fine. Mother, you're being stupid!" Annabeth said instead. "I love Percy and you can't tell me what to do!"

"Dang." Percy jumped in the conversation because he felt really left out.

"He's like, a son of Poseidon, though! I won't allow it!" Athena said firmly and Annabeth huffed.

"But I love him," Annabeth reminded her mom. This was obviously the end of the argument because no one can argue with true love.

"Dang, girl!" Percy shouted again.

"Well, if you really love him, I guess it's okay," Athena finalized.

The peasants of the kingdom cheered and hats were thrown in the air. Black Jack flew down from the sky and whisked Percy and Annabeth away to the magical land of love, where the contents of chapter three happened all over again. Athena was rejoiced and loved, too because she allowed the Percabeth to happen! All was it should be.

Well, not really. The dragon was still kind of attacking the kindom and eating people and stuff. He was making a really big mess, but when you're in love you just don't notice your kingdom bursting into flames.

The End :P

Kronos saved the document and posted it on . He sat at his computer and refreshed his email every three seconds on the dot, just to make sure he didn't miss a review when it happened. He got one flame, a new personal best! It wasn't constructive criticism, either. It was one of those reviews that look like this"

OMG! You suck at writing! Meh eyes burned out of meh head! You'll pay for that! Stupid.

Since Kronos had an IQ of three and a half, the review looked more like this:

Yo, man! Dis be da most awesomest story I has evar read!

Needless to say, Kronos felt very accomplished. That was until Mr. Hippi Man came rolling down the mountain. Literally, rolling down the mountain. He was out of breath by the time he got to the bottom, but he had an important message to give Kronos.

"Oh hey, I told him. I told the cow that you were sad. Just thought you might wanted to know," Mr. Hippi Man reported.

"Nah, it's okay! Because I just wrote the best story ever!" Kronos cheered.

"For reals? Dang, I've been looking for a pretty good fanfiction for centuries. I don't even think I remember how to read anymore!" Mr. Hippi Man used his super strength and tossed Kronos out of the chair and sat down himself. It took him a good seven months to read what you had just read. "Dude, this story sucks, no offence or anything, but it does," Mr Hippi Man honestly said.

Kronos started to cry again and started to say something, but it sounded like Chewbacca getting stabbed with a ball point pen than actual words. "Nrahahgargrrrga!"

"Dude, you want me to go tell the cow you're sad again?"

A/N: I have no idea what is going on in this chapter. It turned out more weird than I thought it would...yeah. I've already noticed this, and I'm sure you have, too, but my title sounds like a "That's What She Said" joke. Someone said this in the reviews, too. Should I change the title, and if so, what should the new title be?

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