It was around 11 in the morning at the Black day was going on as usual-Lavi irking Kanda,nearly getting killed by Kanda,Lenalee saving the day with her clipboard,Allen being stalked by Link,etc. The group(which consisted of Kanda,Lenalee,Allen,Link,Lavi,Krowley and Miranda)was making its way down to the -even Kanda though he wouldn't show it-was fairly bored since none of the Noahs or akumas had attacked-not that that was necessarily a bad thing,it just left the exorcists with nothing to was just complaing about how bored he was,then out of nowhere a dark,seductive voice spoke.

"If your bored I can fix that,shounen."

They turned around as one,each activating his or her own Innocence,and faced the five(if you count Jasdevi in their separate form as two people)Noahs laying lazily on one of the comfy window seats.

"Relax,you aren't going to hurt you,"yawned Wisely.

"Like hell we'd believe that,"snarled Kanda.

"Seriously,we won't we were going to attack,why would we have just been lazing around for the past half hour or so?,"Rhode said.

"Y..you all have been here for like a half hour?,"asked Lavi,deactivating his Innocence.(Followed by the others.)

"Yep.",replied Tyki.

"Why?'

"Well,it has to do with my older brother and her older brother,"said Tyki."Their fighting."

"WHAT!!?Ni-san is fighting a Noah!By himself!,"Lenalee screamed.

There was a general murmur of agreement from the Noahs.

"Where!?"

"The cafeteria,"replied Wisely,"But I think you may be thinking of the wrong kind of fighting cause-whoa!"

Lenalee had activated her Inocennce and somehow grabbed all of the assembled exorcists and Noahs and was flying to the burst through the door,Innocence activated,ready to save her brother from the evil Noah-only to stop short at the was a throng of people-finders,generals,nurses,scientists-surrounding Komui and a tall,dark-haired man that could only be Tyki's ,the two......men weren't excatly fighting as expected.

"I love my little brother more than you could EVER love your little sister",Shouted Sheryl

"Nu-uh!,"yelled Komui."I love my darling Lenalee more than you could ever ever love your brother!I even built her robots to protect her!So there."

"Yeah?Well I ,in addition to being a Noah,am also a duke!So I can order people not to hurt him!And if that doesn't work,then I can kill the person who hurt there!",cried Sheryl hysterically.

As they continued their pointless fight Lenalee and co turned to the Noahs.

"Their fighting....about who loves their sibling the most?,"said Lavi.

"Yep",said Wisely."They've been fighting like that since a bit after we snuck in to attack you all."

"You all came to attack?"

"Well yeah,that was our original intention",said Rhode."See,we got in using one of my doors,and we started sneaking around trying not to get spotted cause we didn't want you to be alerted-"
"Then suddenly",picked up Wisely,"a giant robot came up out of used her candles to destroy it,but that got us your brother started screaming about how we weren't going to hurt you cause he would protect you since he cared about you more than anyone else in the world could care about their sibling,and Sheryl got kinda ..."He gestured helplessly at the scene below.

At that precise moment Komui happened to glance up the stairs and see,among all the other less important people,his Lenalee!

"See!",he proclaimed,bounding up to her."My sisters perfect,not sick or scratched or upset or anything,cause I protect her from EVERYTHING that could hurt ,I love her more!'

"Well my little brother isn't hurt either!And he's not as skinny,so he clearly is well-fed,and he's taller,and more loved than ,Tyki-pon?"

Absolute ,Noah,exorcists,finders and scientists alike froze,staring up at the blushing,furious ,everyone burst out laughing.(Except Kanda.)

"Hahaha...Tyki-pon!I'm never gonna forget this",choked out Lavi.

Tyki flushed a deeper scarlet and seized the rest of his family.

"..Rhode,open a door."

Still laughing,she obliged,skipping merrily through,followed by a giggling Lulubell,a chuckling Wisely,hysterically cackling twins and finally a furious,flushed Tyki with a beaming Sheryl clinging to laughter slowly died down as people went back to their tasks,though some people were still chuckling as they left.

The next time Allen,his loyal stalker and Lavi saw Tyki,Lavi couldn't resist screaming out "Hello,Tyki-pon!",which caused his two coal-miner friends to burst into laughter and the child to look up confused at his guardians,while Tyki hid his face behind his hands and thought of all the extremely painful ways he could kill that exorcist and his brother.

Fin

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