Goose: Hello~

Dwarfy: This be a special one-shot.

Goose: Yes. 'Tis based off of a conversation between me and Swirly-chan.

Dwarfy: Goose is Amu, Swirly-chan is Rima...

Goose: Bree is Yaya and Dwarfy is Utau!

Dwarfy: And Goose will update SNSTBH... eventually. Maybe. Goose is unpredictable.

Goose: Shush, Dwarflet.

Dwarfy: Today... I got hit in the head with a basketball. Again.

Goose: Poor Dwarflet.

Dwarfy: Meh. Goose owns nothing.

Goose: I suppose this could be Amuhiko/Rimahiko

Dear Amu,

Hey. I guess. Class today was boring, and my slaves are losing their touch. So how are you? I've missed you, ever since school ended today. You aren't with Nagihiko, are you? You'd better not be. Whatever. See ya'.

~Amu

Rima,

What? You signed your email 'Amu.' I'm Amu, but now you're Amu? Who does that make me? Am I Rima now? Whatever... y'know, I feel bad for that horse. From that thing. May he rest in peace. Lol, fruits.

~Who-Am-I-Now?

Amu,

Woops. My bad. You can be Rima if you want, but then I want to be Nagihiko's girlfriend.

Fruits are yummy :D

Lol, RIP stands for Rot In Peace XD

~Wannabe-Girlfriend-Impersonator

Rima,

NO WAY. I am not surrendering Nagihiko to you. Not my Na-chan.

RIP is rip :3

~I-Will-Never-Surrender-Nagihiko-To-Anyone

Amu,

Ha ha, fruits :P

RIP AS IN RIP DEAD PEOPLE TO LITTLE TINY PIECES?!

Scary.

Come here, my little Scare-Away-Bad-Thoughts-Bear... I need to sleep with you tonight...

~Already-Has-Nagihiko-Tied-Up-In-My-Closet

Rima,

Wow, I never thought of it that way.

Now I have to sleep with my Scare-Away-Bad-Thoughts-Chicken...

I will never give up. Ever.

~Has-Kidnapped-Nagihiko-From-You-And-Has-Tied-Him-Up-And-Is-Currently-Sitting-On-Him-With-Utau-And-Yaya-To-Help-Guard-Him (TAKE THAT!!)

Amu,

You're just jealous 'cause Nagihiko loves me more :P

...Bears are better than chickens!

~Lured-Utau-And-Yaya-To-Give-Back-Nagihiko-With-Bacon-So-HA! (wonder what Nagihiko would say if he saw this...)

Rima,

NOOO!!!!

Utau would never betray me, no matter what. Idk about Yaya, though...

~Stole-All-The-Bacon-In-The-World-And-Helped-Utau-Obtain-World-Domination-And-Utau-Declared-That-Nagihiko-Officially-And-Permanently-Belongs-To-Hinamori-Amu-And-Nothing-Will-Ever-Change-That-Because-Utau-Said-Permanently-And-Utau's-Word-Is-Law (oh yeahs~)

Amu,

Then Yaya gave Nagihiko to me! XD

~Well-I-Guess-I-Am-Now-A-Criminal

Rima,

Nah, Yaya already told me that she doesn't like bacon and that she's on my side -_-

~Well-I-Guess-You're-Going-To-Jail-For-Life-Cause-Nobody-Disobeys-Utau-Unless-They-Have-A-Death-Wish

Amu,

Crap.

~I-Just-Can't-Win

Rima,

Lol :3

~No-You-Can't

Goose: So how was it?

Dwarfy: It sucked.

Goose: Aw... ignore her. She's upset, because for some reason she thinks a certain person who emailed her doesn't like her.

Dwarfy: It's just... meh.

Goose: Give her a chance, Dwarflet, give her a chance. And person we are talking about, cut down on the fangirl-ness, next time you email my Dwarflet, please.

Dwarfy: Review!

Goose: And make sure that if you love this, thank Swirly-chan for suggesting making this a fic!