Kyle the red-haired Jewboy

Had a very tiny bum

And if you ever saw it

All you would say is "yum!"

All of the other students

Used to laugh and call him "fag!"

They never let poor Kyle

Join in any contact games

Then one snowy Saturday

Cartman came to say

"Kyle with your bum so tight

Won't you share my bed tonight?"

Then all the students loved him

As they shouted out with glee

"Kyle the red-hair Jewboy

Can you please go down on me!"