The Guilty ninja

Note: do not I repeat do not own the guilty gear characters or the naruto characters I just did this for fun (I'm a huge fan of both). If I did Sauske would never exist, and saukra would be destroyed.

"Alright team eight tell me a little about your self." Ansem said. "Spikes go."

"I'm Naruto Uzumaki Nazmaki, my likes are relaxing and training, my dislikes are people who make fun of my mom's restaurant." He said. As If on cue.

"What did you say?" Jam Screamed as she threw a punch at a foolish man who called her son a demon brat. BIG MISTAKE. The man was punched in the rib cage, and killed. (Jam has insane super strength remember.) Everyone that rallied the man ran away in fear. (Think Jam's Vocal theme for a minute.)Except for a foolish Pink haired woman. "Why do stand up for that demon" She screeched but was silenced by Venom hitting her with a pole stick that went through his- I mean her head.

The Hokage and Naruto's Family were later called to a meeting.

"These aren't people they are demons!" said a fat civilian.

"They should confined." Said a merchant.

"SILENCE!" The Hokage yelled. Every one shut up at this. "You all have been testing my patience! ONE MORE WORD, AND I"LL SEND YOU TO IBIKI!"

"Hokage you can't be_" he was hit smack dab in the face with an anchor.

"Are we not serious?" May said with eyes that said you mess with her you die.

"Meeting Adjourned." The Hokage said.

Back with our hero

"Well your next blockier." Said Ansem

"My name is Shino Aburane name (misspelled?) Likes are logical things, and bugs. My dislikes are illogical things, and people who hurt bugs." He said.

What is logic if not illogical?" Ansem said.

"Error! Error! Does not compute! Does not compute." Then Shino blew a gasket, and fell on the floor.

"Hey Uncle." Said Xion

"Well lucky me I get to torture-Train you." Ansem said chuckling darkly.

"Uhh! Don't we have to go through your test or something." She said changing the subject quickly."

"I was until you told them about it." Ansem said. "So now I'm going to half to pass you without it." Xion laughed nervously. This is going to be a long day.

Sorry it's a little short I'll try to make the next one longer!