AN: Oy, my CPU hates me. I gotta do a l;otta updates now cuz I don't know when it's gonna work again. Im pretty much done with this one for now, but that means I cam make the jojnt-fic. Enjoy

Never let the 'bots watch Power Rangers

(Ratchet didn't understand how the rangers didn't get hurt from the lasers)

(Prowl glitched: didn't understand how monsters could be roaming the earth and not be seen)

(I looked at him funny after that)

(Red Alert freaked and wouldn't leave the base)

Don't let Ratchet help with your physics homework

(He kept saying how most of the theories were wrong)

(...never got to finish that homework...)

Never let either set of twins sit in the school parking lot on twin day

('Nuff said)

(...Though they really thought i was twins with this girl in my math class)

(They wouldn't leave me alone for weeks)

Don't say random phrases in multiple languages when bored

(I couldn't stand the boredom)

(I said "I'm aburrido! Hola, ciao, merci, hikari ...)

(Ratchet thought I was broken and kept running scans on me)

(Mudflap and Skids thought I said "I'm a burrito". Sam won't let me live it down)

(Everyone else just thought I was crazy)

(Especially when I began singing in Japanese)

(Let's not go there)

No bachelor or bachelorette auctions.

(Prowl ended it after Smokescreen really got the betting going.)

No on base bachelor or bachelorette parties.

(There is just too much to explain here.)

Do not ask any Dinobot out on a fake date and expect them to forget about it.

(Poor Grimlock)

Never walk into Wal-mart look at the guns for a long while then ask the clerk where the anti-depressants are.

(The look on Ratchets holoforms face)

Never sit in a cart at a store, have someone push you, and scream the 'cons are coming...the 'cons are coming!

(Self-explanatory)

(Damn fun, though)

Never EVER comment within Optimus' hearing range "which is longer than you think" that semi's j-brakes can sound like some guy letting out a "big one"

(Do you have to ask?)

(Leo…)

Movies to never let the Autobots watch:

Wild Hogs (No offense Arcee)

Grand Torino (Oy...)

Cars (Duh...)

Dragonheart (It's not worth the headache of explaining)

Songs to never play or sing or hum or anything as the such around the 'bots:

Barbie girl (...)

Life is a highway (Depends who hears it...)

P!nk's Funhouse (Red Alert) (This used to be a funhouse/but now it's full of evil clowns~) (XD)

Never, EVER, let Wheeljack watch Mythbusters!

(He tried to copy most of their experiments, despite the disclaimer "Don't try anything you're about to see us do at home")

(The other Autobots were not amused by the episodes where they smash cars)

(Im gonna kick your ass, Myles…)

Never ask how Pretenders do the human-robot-human thing

(Ratchet gave me a very graphic explanation)

Do not say these phrases/things around the Autobots:

"In business, you know you've got it good when you've got your own private jet. The Mythbusters know they've got it good when they destroy their own private jet." (Wheeljack started laughing really hard) (Most of the Decepticon prisoners were fuming at Leo.) (*High fives Leo*)

"Red Alert's so paranoid he makes Richard Nixon look brave." (Galloway said that after meeting our resident Autobot security director.) (Optimus Prime was not amused.) (I was, though)

"Who died and made you Elvis?" (I have no idea why I said that Optimus.) (Curse Buffy the Vampire Slayer and all related Joss Whedon shows that make pop culture references...)

Don't talk to animals like they are humans/in "baby" talk around the bots.

(This never ends well)

(Let's just leave it at that)

Do not I repeat do not get between me and a book/take a book from me, I will find a way to make you regret it.

(Painfully)

Im gonna enjoy writting the next fic. I hope yall do too; its gonna be longer