AEEEIII! Isorry! Isorry! *bowing profusely* Getting off my lazy butt now! XD

Yes. In a Review I just received minutes ago, the reviewer asked me for an update and HERE WE ARE. But this is kind of a filler chapter before the uh-

Random: Big shit.

Yeah, big shit is goin' down. Also, if you're a fan of the manga series Kuroshitsuji (English: Black Butler) WATCH THE SECOND MUSICAL (And the first if you haven't seen it!) on Youtube. It is awesomeness with a side of violence, crossdressing, and shinigami's doing the robot. Hm, after this, I might wanna-

Roxas: DON'T. EVEN. THINK ABOUT IT.

B-but-! Even though you both look nothing alike, Roxas as Ciel would be-

Roxas: N-O.

Axel: So, Disclaimer. Melanie doesn't own Kingdom Hearts, blahblahblah, don't sue her, blahblahblah, Roxas is a smexy beast-

Roxas: *death glare*

Axel: What. It says so on the paper.

Roxas: *sigh*

Chapter 12: Invitation

(~)

"I can't believe I got an invite!"

"Lucky!"

"We need to buy a new outfit for it…"

"My hair's mess, I so need a trip to the salon before…"

Roxas listened to these exchanges of drivel throughout the classroom as he doodled in his notebook. It was mid May, the Talent Show and Prom were coming up in the next few weeks, which Roxas had no interest in. And also, with the end of an agonizing school year, for a select few (well, more like a select two hundred…)

Selphie Myers was having her annual end of year party. She was in a few of his classes and he knew her from elementary and middle school. She was also one of his twin brother's old friend Kairi's best friends. And to be frank…

The girl was loaded. Butt load rich. He was invited a couple of parties hosted at the Myers house before, but they never really appealed to him. Because one, if you went to one of Selphie's parties their was a highly possible chance of getting completely wasted, and two, Roxas didn't find having people you hardly know pressing their bodies against his to try and 'grind'.

Though this time, he wouldn't be able to escape…

"We. Have. To. Go." Random said as she flattened her invite on the table in front of the other blonde's face. Roxas sighed while Xion rolled her eyes.

"Don't even try, Rand. Roxas hates parties."

"I don't HATE parties… I just don't call listening to blasting music and having strangers offer you funny looking punch a good time." Roxas replied.

"But you don't know what you're missing, Rox! There music and food and games, and-" Demyx was blabbering on, until Sato rolled his eyes and covered the mullhawk boy's mouth with the back of his hand. "Mhhmmhmmm!"

"Come on, Roxas. They aren't that bad!" Sora trilled at his brother, Riku was sitting next to him, writing.

"What are you scribbling, Riku?" Olette asked the silveret.

"Oh, just this application for a sort of scholarship during the summer at Midgar."

"Scholarship?" Roxas asked, trying to move the attention from himself to Riku.

Riku nodded. "I have to submit my essay by Friday, or I won't be qualified to get in."

Hayner crossed his arms of his neck. "That sounds pretty cool."

"Sora, you okay with Riku being so far away?" Pence asked.

"Huh?" The brunette said, before smiling. "Yeah, Roxas and I are going to be in Destiny Islands this summer, so I don't want Riku to miss out on this opportunity."

"Destiney Islands?" Random said, before groaning. "Great… I'm gonna be alone…"

"What about us. Drama Queen?" Sato bluntly said. Random stared at her friend, before flicking his forehead.

"You'll be too busy with Xion." Random smirked as both dark haired teens blushed. Everyone laughed, even Zexion and Lexeaus, who usually remained silent, gave a raspy chuckle. The blonde girl faced Roxas once again. "You ARE going to that party."

"Why are you so bent on getting me to go?" Roxas groaned.

"I have my reasons." Random smirked. Roxas looked around the table, all eyes staring at him pointedly. Too…much…pressure…!

"…Fine." He growled, everyone doing cheers in their own way. "But I am NOT going to enjoy this!"

"Oh, I believe you shall." Random purred, before standing up from her seat and walking off. "See you guys later~!"

Sato watched as the blonde girl walked away, shaking his head. "This can't end well…"

(~)

As Random as walking down the hallway, she looked back and forth, before entering the art room.

"So, did you do you're part?" A soft voice said behind her, making the girl jump, before turning around and smirking.

"Duh. You?"

Namine smiled and nodded, both of them gave each other high fives. "Faze one complete!" The lighter blonde haired girl laughed daintily.

"Now for Faze two, get Rox and Axel in each other' pants!" Random cheered. Namine skipped over to the whiteboard, taking a red marker and setting up an outline of their plan…

TO BE CONTINUED…Yes, I know it's really short! Which is why I have included this extra!

Bonus Chaplet: Random's Fear.

Demyx's House: Saturday Afternoon a few weeks ago.

"Go, Fox!" Roxas cheered his Smash player on as he was battling with.

"Swallow him whole, Kirby!" Demyx yelled as he kept smashing the buttons of his Wii controller. Both of them were so busy battling against each other they never noticed-

Both teens' fighters had blown off the screen, leaving a smiling and waving Peach left on the screen as the timer ran out. Roxas and Demyx glared at a smirking Random as Peach as named the winner.

"This is why you should never call any Smash brother character 'weak'." Random said, superiority dripping in every word. Roxas rolled his eyes as he heaved himself up from the couch.

"Whatever. I gotta get home. Sora needs some help on his English project and he's too chicken to ask Riku." As the boy put on his shoes and grabbed his skateboard from the front hallway, he waved to his friend's before rolling off. Both teens played a few more rounds of multiplayer until the girl's stomach grumbled.

"I'm hungry." Random stated. Demyx got up from the couch and made a 'follow me' gesture with his hand. Both of them, with their socked feet slid their way into the kitchen, Demyx opened the fridge, not noticing the note that Dem's Mom left on the front of it…

"Woah! Look at this bowl of pudding!" The mullethawk boy said with big eyes, taking it out of the fridge and setting it on the table while he got spoons.

"Uh, Dem, you sure it's safe to eat this?" Random said skeptically as the boy took a spoonful from the bowl and lifted it to his lips.

"Oh, come on! It's only pudding, right?" And with that, Demyx took a bite.

Half an hour later

Random had taken refuge underneath the kitchen table as Demyx was, in a phrase, going completely insane. The boy was doing weird gymnastic moves, turning up the radio high and making horrible David Bowie impersonations. (He said "Dance water, Dance!" How stupid is that?)

While the mullet-hawk boy skipped off into the bathroom to play with the bubbles (which he called his 'friends'), Random made a dash for the phone, calling the one person she believed could calm Demyx down. Or at least restrain him…

(~)

Zexion sighed as he pulled up in front of his boyfriend's house. Random sounded quite agitated on the phone, begging him to come over and help Demyx. Once he heard the mullet-hawk's name, he speeded right over. As he was about to knock on the door, he found it was ajar. Pushing it slightly, the slate-haired teen walked into the house, looking at his surroundings. Than he felt a blur leap into his arms, a very err… unclothed blur…

"Zexy~!" Demyx trilled as he wrapped his arms around the other boy's neck, either not realizing or caring that all that was covering him at the moment was only some suds that remained on his body from playing with his 'friends'. "What 'cha doin' here?"

Zexion felt the room start to get quite warm, before shaking his head, closing the door behind him and looking back down at the mullet-hawk. "Random called me over. Telling me, and I quote, that you had gone "fucking bonkers"."

Demyx seemed to wilt slightly at that. "All I asked was if she wanted to come and play with me!"

"…Play with you where, exactly?"

"In the little ocean I have in there, where all my friends are!" Demyx chirped as he pointed to the bathroom. "And then you can be a mermaid! I told her that when she got in, she could be a mermaid too!"

"And…were you naked when you made this proposition to her?"

Demyx nodded. "Yahuh!"

"I see…" Zexion replied, the room silent for a moment or so, before Demyx tugged on one of Zexion's bangs.

"Zexy? Wanna play in the ocean with me?"

"…"

"Zexyyyy, why are you-"

Before he was finished, the slate haired boy scooped him up, marching to the bathroom and locking the door behind him. After she heard the click, Random came out of her hiding place in the closet, clutching the note Demyx's Mom had left, then she walked out the door, ignoring the strange splashing sounds coming from the bathroom and sitting out on the curb to wait for Lexeaus to pick her up. Muttering to herself…

"Damn fucking pot pudding…"

SEX ED CHAPLET 1: END

YES. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, PEOPLE. POT PUDDING. (Don't get any ideas)

I just decided to ruin another wholesome dessert for people. :D