Melanie: Hey! MrMissMrs Random here! This is my first ever Kingdom Hearts fic, it will be on the back burner a little unless I have plot bunnies and/or not going to be killed by my reviewers from my pokemon fics. ^_^

Random: *reads, then laughs head off* Sora and Riku are gonna be kissing!!!

Sora: WHAT?!?!

Riku: *eye twitching*

Melanie: Yuppers. And also Akuroku, Zemyx, and other one's shall come! I had this idea from the beginning of my school's second semester, this is based a little on me or my friends, or my daydreaming and people I know only switched with Kingdom Hearts characters, and the truth stretched in some definite areas…XD

Random: Ya know, the way your friends describe you, you really do have a personality like-

Melanie: *covers mouth with duct tape* They can guess for themselves!!!

Roxas: …Why? WHY?!?!?!

Axel: *happily grinning*

Kairi: Ok…wow.

Namine: *teaching one of my OC's some new drawing techniques XD*

Melanie: Take it away Zexy!!!

Zexion:…Melanie does not own Kingdom Hearts or anyone from Final Fantasy.

She only owns a copy of 358/2 Days, and you should hear her when she is squealing…

Melanie: THERE ARE AKUROKU HINTS IN THERE!!!! XD This is AU, and sorry for any

Wrong descriptions or OOC-ness!

Chapter 1- Schedule Change.

*Roxas POV*

"*Yawn*. Ugh, wonder how Health's going to be…" I wondered aloud as my feet

dragged themselves up to a building known to people as Traverse High, though to others,

"The Institution."

I'm not kidding, TH has its share of whack-jobs, crack-heads, posers, and more. Weirdly,

I seem to be friends with some of them.

"Hey! You there!" A voice called down the hall.

I turned to see an upper classmen with dirty blonde hair and chocolate brown eyes run up to me.

"Do you know where class 232 is?" The guy asked.

"Nope, but I'm looking too…"

We started walking around, asking random passerby until someone was gracious enough to tell us it was on the third floor, once we appeared next to it there was a crowd of people next to it, so I assume we weren't late.

"Well, we made it!" The guy next to me smiled happily.

"Yeah." I smiled in relief, being late for the first day of class was NOT a good first

impression…

Speaking of first impressions, I turned around to the upper classman. "My names Roxas."

"Hayner." The guy smiled. "Junior. You?"

"Freshman." I sheepishly replied.

"Ah, should've guessed with your height." Hayner chuckled, than added quickly. "Then again! I'm almost done with this school and still haven't learned where babies come form!"

I laughed at Hayner's joke, he seemed like a nice guy.

"Hey, Roxas." I heard another voice say, it was from a girl with short red hair and blue

eyes say, next to her was a girl with curly brown hair and eyes I think were around a

blueish green. "Sora still snoring in his bed while the rest of us go back to 'work'?"

"Hey, Kairi." Waving a hand to my brother's best friend with a grin. "He wishes, Coach

Michaels has him and the others in running up at the crack of dawn."

"Hm, you should've stayed on Roxas." Kair replied with a pout. "Both you and Sora can whip even the best senior's butt."

"I don't know about that." I laughed. "We've just been doing it for a long time, so it's almost second-"

"ROXY!!!!!!!" A hyper voice yelled, then a teen-sized weight tackled me from behind, sending both of us to the floor.

"Ow! Demyx!!! How many times have I told you NOT TO DRINK COFFEE!?!?" I yelled in response.

A boy with a cross between a mullet and Mohawk pouted down at the smaller blonde. "But I want you too meet someone!"

*Normal POV*

Roxas got up from Demyx's tackle-hug, just coming around the corner was a boy with lilac-colored hair that was styled to cover some of his eye, he was holding a huge book, not to mention a messenger bag filled with even more books.

Wow, I thought I enjoyed reading. Roxas thought.

"Rox, this is my friend Zexy!!!" Demyx squealed as he wrapped his arm around the shorter boy's shoulder.

"It's Zexion." The lilac-colored boy replied coolly before going to reading his large book, but not before Roxas noticed a slight red tint to his cheeks.

"So, has the teacher come yet?" Demyx asked.

"Since we're still out here, probably not." Roxas said in a sarcastic tone.

"Sorry I'm late!!!!" A tall blur with messy hair came to the front of the crowd. He was somewhere in his twenties, and he was carrying some notebooks in his hand, another had a key that was unlocking the door. Some of the girl's were already swooning, despite it being early in the morning and grumbling about loss of 'beauty sleep' they definitely had enough time to start blushing at the new teacher. After the door was unlocked everyone swarmed into the classroom, quickly heading for seats in the back so they could talk with their friends. Roxas moved to one of the desks up front, not because he was a teacher's pet or anything, just because it was the only available desk left. Not to mention having a desk all to himself…

"Hey, everyone. I'm Mr. Strife, but you can call me Cloud. I am the school's guidance counselor, but since Ms. Anders err…retired last semester early, I will be filling in for this semester and the rest of the school year until they can find a replacement."

A few snickers were issued between the desks, everyone knew that Ms. Anders was the oldest teacher on campus, and after years of dealing with crazy teenagers, she finally snapped.

"Anyway, let's take roll-"

BANG!

Roxas quickly turned around in surprise at the noise coming from the now opened door. Stepping in was a very tall guy with equally space-taking fire-red hair. "Sorry I'm late, Cloud. Forgot it was the first of the semester!" The tall guy rubbed the back of his head and grinned.

Cloud, however, eye began to twitch. "Axel."

Huh? Axel? Roxas turned to the loud arrival.

After rubbing his temples he pointed to the last free chair, which, surprisingly, was RIGHT NEXT to Roxas's. "Just sit down and be quiet before I get a migraine."

"Sure thing, Teach." Axel sauntered over to the seat, where Roxas still had a confused look on his face.

Wot? What the heck just happened?

"Hey, do you always have your mouth open like that? Or are you just happy to see me?" A voice whispered in his ear.

"MEEP!" Roxas couldn't help but squeak in surprise, his face turning red, while around him people started to chuckle. The blonde haired boy's face flared up again, but this time in fury. "Shut up."

"Oh, feisty one, aren't we?" The new guy chuckled.

"Ok, let's just get started with introducing what we will learn in this class. First, we will learn how damaging drugs can be to the human body, than about health and fitness. And then-"

Axel raised his hand, while Roxas just looked in confusion.

"Yes, Axel."

"Which day are we going to learn how to use a condom?"

Both Roxas's and Cloud's mouths made a simultaneous pop sound as they dropped open.

"Wh-why do you need to know?!" Cloud stuttered after righting himself.

"Just because I want to know which days I can miss, I have already known how to put one on since I was fourteen."

While Cloud was struggling to grab papers and continue with his chat, Axel leaned over to Roxas, which said teen highly disliked.

"Hey, blondie, what's your name?" The other boy's bright green eyes glinted.

Roxas's first though to say was. None of your damn business, or…Its up your ass, why don't you stick your head up there to look for it? Or…

"Roxas. Roxas Leonheart."

DAMMIT! Why the hell does my politeness not listen to my brain?!?!

"Well, Rox-ass…"

What the hell?!?!

Axel leaned in closer.

Does this guy know a little thing called personal space?!

"I look forward to getting to know you."

Roxas mentally sighed in relief. Phew, I thought he was gonna…

"You know, if you need a private tutor on how to use a condom, I will be happy to help for free."

Roxas than stabbed a pencil in Axel's leg.

"YOW!"

Melanie: Okay, first chapter! Please review nicely, and thanks for reading! :D