Have you ever heard the tale of Zues and tacos. Well lets just say that Zeus/tacos don't mix, well at least they don't anymore. If you want to know why just read on:

There once was a taco company called Tacos in the Sky. The reason you have never heard of the company is simple, the tacos sucked and only were on sale for exactly 2 months and a half. The reasons that the tacos sucked was never really found out. They were like all other tacos that were sold at supermarkets, they had the false beef and all that stuff that's bad for you.

Every thing that is sold has something that represents it, like a stack of money with googly eyes or a scary weird red-headed clown. Tacos in the Sky had a cartoon of Zeus wearing a sombrero eating a taco happily on it. In their commercials he was angry about some problem and then their tacos would cheer him up. Their slogan 'Yummy Tacos in the Sky, led by the God Zues, the Taco guy!'

These tacos looked sooooooooo good on commercial, one day a son of Zues brought some to dinner and sacrificed it as an offering to Zeus. He paryed that he would like the tacos mentioning that they sounded really good and that the avatar for the company was him. Zeus had of course heard the prayer and went to go 'eat' the offering that had just been sent up to him.

All the gods knew how much Zeus had loved tacos at the time. Apollo had been sacrificed some tacos before and all the gods had gotten a taste. Every single one of them was hooked, especially Zeus. The other gods had gone through the faze and it had soon ended, but not for Zues. He had gone out and had Hermes get him a sombrero because he loved tacos so much. On his face book page he was considered one of the biggest fans of tacos in the history of face book taco lovers. He granted anyone who gave him good tacos with good passage through the skies and what not.

When Zeus reached his pile of offerings, he was smiling. Trying not to betray his kid-ish excitement to eat the tacos, but the gods weren't fooled. Appolo even went so far as to tease him about it.

"Say Zeus I got a poem for you and tacos.

Zeus is a big taco fan

He would zap down any man

Who wasn't even close to a fan

For Zeus is the biggest taco fan

Which makes us all say 'oh man'

Sadly we cannot put tacos to ban

For Zeus loves tacos, what a fan"

Apollo chuckled at his little poem. The gods all nodded with agreement, they all looked to Zeus to see his reaction.

He however was on the ground twitching, a half eaten taco lay in his hand. His eyes were bulged wide and his face purple. "Tacos suck.... They must be burned... Must cut out my tongue..." It continued like this, the gods all looked at him open mouthed. Was it possible to poison gods with a mere taco?!

Apollo rushed to his side, bottles appearing at his side. Then suddenly they all merged into one bottle, he mouthed the words 'I'm sorry' to Zeus and then shoved the contents in the bottle down Zues's throat. Zeus let out some noise that sounded like

"WH TH HE-K, THI STUFE TISTS LICK SOM POPZ ZAT CAM HOM A HOBA! GAT IT OWET OF MA THOAT!" translation: "WHAT THE HECK, THIS STUFF TASTES LIKE SOME POOP THAT CAME FROM A HOBO! GET IT OUT OF MY THROAT!"

Zeus flailed his hands and he tried to slap Apollo who was smart enough not to stay within Zues's reach. Athena put down her book in hand and walked over to Zeus. He didn't seem to notice her, until SMACK! Her hand had smacked him so quickly he stopped flailing. At that moment Apollo decided to grab the bottle wedged in Zeus's mouth. The duo backed away slowly. Both looked at each other nervously, this was the god of all gods he was a potentially a dangerous foe.

"Gee I would love to stay but it looks like it's time for the sun to rise, gtg people. That's the new way to communicate, my dear fellows gtg means got to go." Apollo laughed nervously, texting had just been introduced to the gods through Hermes. Just before he could make a quick get away, Zeus grabbed him.

"I hope you know what URD means Apollo." He growled furiously, Apollo thought for a moment. Then in his free hand a t-shirt popped up. There was a picture on it, and it was titled the Periodic Table of Texting. Apollo quickly skimmed and looked back at Zeus apologetically.

"Sorry Zeus, but that isn't on the newest version of the Periodic Table of Texting, seems to me that your URD thing isn't really a new word of communication."Apollo said, looking at Zeus apologetically again. Artemis, who had just came in to give a report face palmed herself out of embarassment for her brother. Just then Hades popped in.

"ZEUS HOW DARE YOU SEND ME ALL THOSE PEOPLE THROUGH THAT ANGRY STORM OF YOURS! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY I HAVE TO PAY MY EMPLOYEES FOR THIS OVERTIME AND WHAT NOT! YOU THINK THE ECONOMY IS BAD THEN TAKE A LOOK AT MY ECONOMY DOWN THERE. EVERYTIME YOU HAVE A SMALL TEMPERTANTRUM MY MONEY SEEMS TO HAVE TO GO INTO PAYING MY EMPLOYEES. THEY ARE ALL GREEDY YOU KNOW! THIS IS A BUNCH OF BS I TELL YOU, BS. SECOND TIME THIS MONTH THAT YOU HAVE THROWN A TANTRUM. BS!" Hades looked overly angry and his eyes were narrowed murderously at Zeus. Zeus just looked startled at Hades appearence, he then just shook his head.

"My apologies brother, but you know you aren't welcome here at the moment. Only on two days are you welcomed here. Calm your tone, or we will have a problem. As you can see I also have a predicament at the moment. Apollo here, stuffed a bottle of who knows what down my throat." Zeus said angrily,Hades eyes darted over to Apollo then to the texting shirt. Quickly he put two and two together.

"Dear Apollo I hope you know that ever so foolish human term, R.I.P. because that's what I'm wishing you. Rest In Peace Apollo, I will definetely not come to your funeral." Hades said, a small smirk on face. He then turned to face Zeus, "I shall await a visit from you in my own realm. Do not keep me waiting for too long." With a flash he was gone, Zeus turned back to Apollo.

"I'll give you moments to explain yourself." He growled at Apollo again.

"Well, you know that I got rid of the taste fully. You can't even remember it can you?" Apollo replied, looking around nervously. Zeus opened him mouth and closed it as if trying to remember the taste. He couldn't, all he could remember is that it was some horrible thing. What was going on?

"Zeus, he has to raise the Sun you know..." Athena put in, "The humans will realize somethings up sooner or later." Zeus gave no ackowledge meant back to her, he just stood there looking at Apollo.

"Go out and raise the damn Sun, don't you ever stick crap down my throat again." Zeus growled at Apollo, who gulped and nodded. Soon Apollo was gone. Almost immediately after that Zeus glared at Athena. "Get me a lawyer."

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"Well I want it."

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Zeus clapped his hands, when Athena showed him her most recent company she had created. S.M.I.L.E. Inc. was a booming buisness at the moment. Athena swore on her companies name that she could make sure that Tacos in the Sky would never operate again.

"Will it be like Judge Judy's show that I watch when I'm bored?" Zeus asked excitedly.

"Pretty much, now I have some work to do. I will be personally representing you." Athena got up from her spot next to him on the T.V. couch and walked away. Leaving Zeus to contemplate what the heck he would wear for a human trial.

Part 1 finished! I hope you enjoyed, thanks to my brother and fRANkiEGirl61 for helping me. Check out the PJO contest fRANkiEGirl61 and I are hosting please. R&R