50 things Rip Van Winkle does when she's bored (or wants to piss off people ^^)
Maibe: Yeaahhhh! Rip's time to shine!
Magdalene: Again, she was wondering what her rolemodel does when she's bored...
Maibe: And I'm made this list!
Magdalene: This is kind of a crossover...
Maibe: Let's all kill Twitards!
Sings (we've all known that forever)
Tugs on Schrödinger's ears
High fives Major in the face
Screeches in a high-pitched and annoying tone of voice every time Alucard enters the room
Lectures Doc about his clothing
Hunts down Schrödinger and attempts to kill him
Writes yaoi fanfiction of Luke and Jan
Pulls on Integra's hair and asks if it's real
Runs around in a mall, musket in hand, insisting that she is a "sweeper" searching for her prey, while shooting anyone who gets in her way (reference to Black Cat)
Eats sugar (hyperactive much)
Teaches little children to paint blood swastikas
Demands that Zorin gets a makeover
Forces all of Hellsing, Iscariot and Millennium to listen to her singing
Swaps Seras's shampoo with blue hair-dye
Pokes Major's stomach with her musket
Cosplays as Dark Evangel and drinks anyone's blood who happens to have the same name as the Class 3-A from Mahora Academy (reference to Negima)
Practices her sniper-skills blindfolded
Watches opera
Reminds Pip that Seras will never-ever love him because he is a pervert
Constantly asks Alucard if he's bi-sexual (because of his hair, his Girlycard form and his obsession with Sir Integra)
Hunts down Twitards
Sprinkles gunpowder in Major's black coffee
Hides Walter's wire gloves
Steals Hienkel's guns and Yumie's katana, blaming Anderson
Follows Anderson around and shouts at him to stop raping the orphan boys
Asks Seras if she has implants
Shoves Maxwell into gay club and then announces to the world that he's gay
Tells Luke that she laughed her ass off when he brawled like a baby when Alucard called him dog-food and then dog-shit
Sends Jan fake invites to hot parties, only to have him arrive at Bingo night for Senior Citizens
Reminds Alucard that Integra only sees him as her slave or pet
Chases Schrödinger around with a cat collar (annoying bell included) demanding he wears it because he is a cat (hybrid)
Tells Alhambra his card tricks are the worst
Forms a psycho club but excludes Alucard from joining
Pokes Jan's "third eye" and then says Alucard's extra eyes are way more impressive
Feeds Schrödinger sugar and then lets him loose in a Hellsing meeting
Locks up Walter in a room with a horny and drunk Doc
Writes "Property of Major" in permanent marker on Doc's stomach
Summon astral Hellhound (reference to Chrono Crusade)
Pits Alucard in Baskerville form against Blue Eyed Hellhound
Watches the dogfight and Al getting his butt handed to him on a silver platter by the astral spirit (the Hellhound can only be killed when its corporeal, which only happens after its eaten about five Mafia clans and can only die by the hands of a Gospel bullet)
Videotapes fight and places it on YouTube
Dyes Alucard's hair platinum blonde, tells him Integra's in the room and then places a mirror in front of him
Locks Alucard, Seras, and any other Hellsing/Millennium vampires in a building with Meyerpires and watches the carnage
Sends Pip a fake wedding invitation to Seras and Alucard's wedding
Tells Alucard what a good doggy he is
Swaps Seras's tomato juice with blood
Steals Captain's word card thingies
Lectures Walter about his smoking habits (he started at age 14)
Forces Captain to clean her musket
Plays with Integra's hair
Maibe + Rip Van Winkle: (Running away from Anderson) RUNNING!
Anderson: Come back here you heathrens!
Maibe + Rip: MORE RUNNING!
Magdalene: (sweatdrops) This series is getting dangerous...
Rip: HAHAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS FUN!
Maibe: (laughs) YEP! NOW LET'S KILL THE JUDAS PRIEST!
Rip: REVIEW!