A little story I wrote last night at 2 AM while watching 'The Strangers' and scaring myself to death xD

"You have a huge butt." Stan commented, taking a sip of his hot chocolate as his Super Best Friend popped the DVD into the player.

"What?" Kyle said, tugging his green hat down over his silky orange curls. He pressed play, closing the cap to 'The Strangers' and shutting off the lights.

"Like, you have this teeny little waist and then BAM!" Stan slapped his knee. "This giant black-girl butt!"

"Dude... gay." Kyle sighed, cracking his knuckles. "Shouldn't you be more concerned about Wendy's ass instead of mine?"

The fourteen year old brace-face just grinned, flicking his silky black bangs out of his eyes. "Dude, come on. How can you not notice such a big ass?"

"Uhm, try not looking, you fagger," Kyle turned, walking over to stand in front of Stan, hands on his hips.

"It's not my fault you have such a nice ass," Stan shrugged, sticking his tongue out at Kyle.

"You are so gay." Kyle rolled his eyes, turning around purposely shaking his butt to Stan.

Stan wolf-whistled, grinning at his Super Best Friend before smacking his butt.

Kyle's face flushed bright red, and his hands instantly flew to his butt.

"Stan!"

Aww 3