Parody no Jutu: Prologue: Part One

It was a quiet night.

The silence had a catch, but that didn't bother Kabuto. The ninja's gaze shifted between Orochimaru and a large pot in the center of the room. "Are you sure you want to use this one?" he asked with a frown. The Jutsu he had been asked to cast was a rather meaningless one.

The snaky man laughed, "Of course I do. I picked it out, didn't I?"

"Yes," Kabuto agreed, "But it's a very dangerous Jutsu and forbidden for a reason."

"Don't be a fool Kabuto! I use forbidden Jutsu's all the time! Now hurry up!"

"Yes Orochimaru-sama."

Kabuto began to pour some ingredients into the pot. "I feel like a witch," he said in disgust.

"Don't say that, you're a guy."

When the medic ninja had finished adding the ingredients, he sighed. "Phew! This must be a pretty powerful Jutsu for it to require so much stuff. Meaningless, yes. And defiantly powerful as well!"

"Trust me, it is."

"Now, who do you want me to cast the Jutsu on?"

Orochimaru tapped his chin. "Those leaf ninja…what are their names?"

"Ino?"

"Not that one."

"Choji?"

"No."

"Rock Lee?"

"Yes! That one's team!"

"Alrighty then. Who else?"

"That boy…I believe his name is Naruto."

"Your right, I'll cast it one him too."

"One last thing, those sand ninjas…"

"Gaara, Temari and Kankuro?"

"That's them."

"Okay. I have to warn you, the Jutsu may take a while to soak in and why exactly do you want to cast it on these kids?"

"I've been bored and could use a good laugh."

"Okay?"

Kabuto concentrated and performed several hand signs.

"Okay, get ready for PARODY NO JUTSU!"

Edit: I fixed a few mistakes and added some more meat ;D Thanks for reading!