Kim Goes Hawaiian

It was a normal day in Middleton, and teen hero Kim Possible was reclining on her bed, enjoying every minute of it. Tired out after visiting some far-off fans and having to deal with her enemies, the teen heroine was planning a vacation. The only question was, where to go. She and Ron were looking at a number of travel brochures they had spread out on the floor and bed, but were still getting nowhere.

"I'm still up for Finland" Ron suggested "it has a funny sounding name. Fin, land."

"We're not going somewhere based on how funny it sounds" Kim said "besides, I don't know anyone there to let us stay with them."

"Why do we have to stay with someone?" Ron asked "why don't we just camp out under the stars."

"Camping out would be cool, but I'd like to have access to bathrooms with actual plumbing, instead of having to do my business by a tree or bush or something."

"Maybe we could have Wade cook us up a portable bathroom or something" Ron suggested "you know, just a suggestion."

"Are you telling me you're really into camping?"

"No, but I thought you were."

"Well I'm not, so let's keep trying" Kim said, looking through more travel brochures.

"They say Paris is nice this time of year" Ron said "and I kind of owe you a romantic date there, because of what happened last time."

"Paris would be sweet, but it's way too costly" Kim said "I may be an internationally known teen hero, but I'm not rich."

"Maybe you could stay for free?"

"I'd like that, but I doubt it would happen" Kim said "besides, since we're already supplying our own transportation, we'll have more money for other things."

"Like cool swag" Ron added "I'm partial to snowglobes myself. I still don't know how they get the snow in those things."

"Maybe I should ask Wade" Kim suggested sarcastically.

"That's a good idea, if anyone would know the answer, Wade would" Ron commented.

"Oh brother" Rufus replied.

Kim scanned the pile of travel brochures laying on the floor, until one caught her eye.

"Hawaii, haven't been there in a while" she commented.

"Yeah, not since you helped that little girl rescue her dog-koala-alien thing" Ron added "and there was that big guy who thought Rufus was an alien. How crazy was that? I mean, Rufus doesn't look at all like an alien, except for maybe the no hair thing."

"Hey!"

"Sorry little buddy, but it's the truth."

Rufus thought about that for a minute, then shrugged.

"Hawaii would be fun" Kim said "lots of beaches and cool places to see. And maybe if we're lucky, that girl Lilo might still live there. I'm sure she and her family would be willing to put us up."

"Hmm, chillin' on the beach getting a tan and you in a bikini? I'm not seeing anything wrong with that" Ron replied "what do you think Rufus, you wanna go back to Hawaii?"

"Uh huh" Rufus added.

"Then it's settled" Kim said "now comes the hard part; convincing my parents."

"A few days in Hawaii?" Ann Possible asked her daughter later in the day.

"Look, I know it's short notice, but with world saving, and preparing for college, I sooo need this."

"Well, it would certainly be fun" Ann replied.

"I don't know" James Possible said, "how can I be sure Ronald will behave himself?"

"Dad, have you met Ron?"

"I respect Ronald highly Kimmie-cub, but the young male brain can become quite unstable when exposed to the sight of a pretty girl in a bathing suit" James explained "seriously, we did a study on it at the lab."

"Umm, why?"

"It was a slow week."

"Oh, let them go, Ron will behave himself" Ann said "and, if by some slim chance he doesn't, I think Kim can handle herself."

"You're right" James replied "okay, you can go."

"Thanks daddy, you're the best" Kim said, hugging her dad happily.

"But I'm going to keep my radar scanning for any tropical storms" James replied "you know they're more common than you think."

"Okay dad."

"And make sure you pack plenty of sun block. I don't want you getting skin cancer."

"Already done"

"And be careful when you're on the beach. You have no idea the things people thoughtlessly dump in the water which end up on the shore."

"Dad, are you trying to ruin my vacation?"

"Just keeping you informed Kimmie-cub" James said "I want your vacation to be safe."

"I'm sure it will be" Kim replied "after all, it's just Hawaii, what could happen?"

"Are you sure you've got things covered if any bad guys start causing trouble?" Kim asked Wade via the Kimmunicator.

"Not to worry, Global Justice already agreed to step in if any bad guys start anything" Wade explained "and my information says that all your major enemies are lying low. So just enjoy your vacation."

"Okay, I will" Kim said "you know, you could still come with us."

"No thanks, that really isn't my thing" Wade explained "if I want to go to the beach, I'll just activate my beach simulation. It's like being there, but without the sand or water."

"Yeah, because people go to the beach to avoid those things" Kim replied "see you in a few days Wade."

"Bye."

After Wade signed off, Kim looked around for Ron. He soon arrived, carrying only a duffel bag.

"Surf, sand and fun, here I come!" he said happily.

"I'm surprised you packed light" Kim commented "I half expected you to bring a metal detector or something."

"You know, I thought about it, but then I figured, what were the odds that pirate treasure would be buried on the beach."

"I'd say very slim."

"That's what I thought too" Ron said, unzipping the bag "that's why I just brought the beach essentials; swimsuits, suntan lotion, cool shades, and a pail and shovel. They're not, mine, I just brought 'em for Rufus. He likes to build sandcastles and pretend he's a king."

At the mention of his name, Rufus popped out of the bag, "yeah, royal" he said.

"Well, we should get going" Kim said, "load up your bag and let's jet."

Ron put his bag in the trunk of the Sloth next to Kim's suitcase, with Rufus getting out and hopping into his master's pocket.

"This is gonna be great" Ron commented, as he buckled into the front seat "it'll be just like taking a plane, but no lines or security screening. Although that also means there's no in-flight movie or complimentary peanuts."

"Aww" Rufus whined.

"Well, it may not be peanuts, but…" Kim said, opening the glove compartment and producing something very familiar.

"Two grande sized chimeritos?" Ron asked happily "aww thanks Kim. But what happened to your whole 'don't eat in the car' rule?"

"Well, we're going on vacation, I figured the rules can be relaxed a little bit" Kim replied.

"Sweet, let's dig in buddy."

"You might want to wait until we've actually started moving" Kim suggested "I didn't get any more, so those are going to have to last you till Hawaii."

"Right, good plan" Ron said "okay then, Air Possible is on its' way."

"I'm so not calling it that" Kim replied, before gunning the engine. The car converted to flight mode and zoomed off into the horizon.

Next time, our heroes arrive and meet old friends, and prepare for a few days of relaxation. But of course, when you're a teen hero, that proves to be harder than you think.