A/N I repeat! This is not a NaruSaku OR a HinaNaru fic! I hate these couples for my own personal reasons. Sorry to those who love these couples but you're reading the wrong fic.

Disclaimer: You already know that I don't own Naruto.

Note: After you read just review about what couples you want. I don't care if it's yaoi or not. Just don't pick Hinata or Sakura. Naruto has two rare kekkai genkai. The Imitator (Made this up) and Analyst (made this one up too. LOL!) Also, some jutsus are made up. Heheheh…

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Naruto and his team were dashing through the woods to go back to Konoha. They had to return back a secret scroll to Tsunade, who was currently the Godaime. When they were close to the Konoha a massive amount of kunai's and shuriken's headed towards them.

'HOLY SHIT!' They all thought.

They took out two kunai's and tried to deflect them. Keyword: TRIED. Kakashi wasn't in the worst condition; there were only tears of his clothing and just some cuts on his body. Sakura's hair was messed up and her clothing was ripped on the bottom and there were cuts on her arms and legs. Sasuke just had a cut on his left cheek and his right arm. Naruto was in the worst conditions. He had cuts on his face, his body, and his arm was broken from the force of the kunai. His lip was bleeding on the side and there was a huge gash on his forehead.

Sakura healed herself and went to heal Kakashi and Sasuke. She only healed Naruto's gash on his forehead.

Naruto was angry that she just healed Sasuke and Kakashi's injuries more than him. He just shrugged it off and healed some of his cuts with a simple medical jutsu.

"We need to get out of here," Kakashi said. Naruto rolled his eyes.

"Yeah no shit, Sherlock," He muttered.

Then two ninjas jumped out of the bushes. One was a female and the male other looked like her twin.

The female had long black hair in a ponytail and purple eyes. She had the Oto headband around her neck and a katana strapped on her back. She wore a long sleeved purple shirt with a dark purple bow on the back, a black skirt with purple leggings, black sandals and was about 5'4 feet tall. Her features were deadly and gave off a deadly aura.

The male had messy black hair and much more darker eyes than his sister. He had the Oto headband on his forehead and a katana strapped on his back like his sister. He wore a short-sleeved purple shirt with a white sash from his shoulder to the left side of his waist, black baggy pants, black sandals and was the same height as his sister. His features were the same like his sister but gave a more calming aura for some strange reason.

"What do you want?" Kakashi asked calmly.

The twins looked at him and then looked Sasuke.

"Orochimaru-sama has ordered us to bring the Uchiha back to Otogakure," The girl said with no emotion in her voice.

Kakashi went into a stance with a kunai in his hand.

"Sorry. Not gonna happen," He said. He was about to charge when Naruto pulled him back.

"Not now Naruto," Kakashi growled.

Naruto shook his head. "Don't go against them. The girl over there is Kimiko Sanashi and that is her twin brother, Kim. You can't go against them alone. You need someone that knows kenjutsu since they are mostly kenjutsu and taijutsu users. Kimiko uses her katana called the Black Rose. The Black Rose is a very deadly weapon and is known for their elegance and silent killing, but it's more deadly with the Black Sun, which Kim has over there."

Everyone was shocked at the information he brought up.

"How did you know?" Kim asked.

Naruto turned to him and replied, "My secret."

Kimiko took out her katana, which the team, except Naruto, looked at in awe.

The katana had a black handle with the kanji 'Black Rose' engraved in white and a long black blade that was about 5 inches. It had a small silver rose on the bottom that shined with a mysterious aura.

Naruto was worried.

'Should I?' He thought.

"You should, kit," Kyuubi said in his mind.

Naruto decided to slip his mask a little bit so he can beat the twins.

Naruto took out a scroll from his pocket and unraveled it. He did some hand seals and slammed his palm on the scroll. White feathers swirled around from the scroll and revealed a more deadly and elegant katana.

The katana was about 6 inches and had a white handle. The blade was pure white with a small little dove on the bottom. The handle had the kanji 'Heaven's Dove' (A/N Don't ask me why but the name just popped into my mind).

Kakashi widened his eyes. "Where did you get that Naruto?"

Naruto just picked it up and tested it.

"I will tell you when we get back to Konoha," He replied.

Kimiko and Kim widened their eyes.

Kim quickly unsheathed his katana that looked similar to Kimiko's but had the kanji for 'Black Sun' and had a black sun on the bottom.

Kimiko and Kim took a stance with their backs against each other and had their swords risen above their heads pointing straight.

Sasuke and Sakura stared at Naruto's katana.

"Sensei, what is that?" Sakura asked curiously.

Kakashi looked at Sakura and Sasuke.

"The blade is called 'Heaven's Dove'. But don't let the name fool you. It is the most deadly weapon among the Seven Blades of Heaven. I don't know how Naruto got it but people say that you have to pass a certain test or you either have to have a Summoning Contract for doves. (WARNING: I am making up most of the stuff in this story and I can do it since it's my fic.) The Heaven's Dove is known for their elegance in battle and their silent killing. The wielder can force chakra into it so it can become more faster and can give more power to other blades."

Sakura was fascinated by the information and waited to see it at work. Sasuke was jealous.

'How can the dobe have all that power? I should deserve it,' He thought with pure jealousy and anger. (Typical Sasuke)

Naruto chuckled. "Kakashi-sensei? I also have the other swords as well and I also have all of the Seven Blades of Hell. Those swords came with a summoning contract and I used them."

Kakashi looked like he was ready to faint.

"Sensei? What are the other swords and the summoning for it?" Sakura asked with eagerness in her voice.

Naruto took a stance and the twins charged.

Kakashi started to talk to Sakura about the swords and the summoning.

"Okay. The Seven Blades of Heaven are one of the most deadly swords in the whole shinobi nation. The first one is called 'Heaven's Phoenix' and comes with the Phoenix contract. It is very sharp and the wielder needs to use it properly or they burn into ashes because of the Phoenix's control over fire. The second one was called 'Angel's Wings' and comes with the Leopard contract. It is soft and good to use against taijutsu and ninjutsu users since it can disrupt the chakra flow like the Hyuuga's signature move, Jyuuken (Gentle Fist). The third one was called 'Dragon's Dance' and comes with the Dragon contract. It is known for its great power and it can never be dented or scratched at all. The fourth one was called 'White Rose' and it's the opposite of the Black Rose. It comes with the Butterfly contract and is know for its sharp and quick attacks. The fifth one (A/N I think it's boring you but if you don't want to read it I don't care) is called 'Angel's Touch' and comes with the Wolf contract. It can paralyze or poison, the opponent to its master's commands just by a touch. The sixth one is called 'Pure Sympathy' and comes with the Lion contract. It can give the wielder the power to analyze the opponent's movements and their next attack. It's also more advanced than the Sharingan. The last one is what Naruto has. 'Heaven's Dove' is good for kenjutsu and taijutsu users because it can never miss an attack and it always needs the right time to attack the opponent."

Sakura widened at the information and looked kind of surprised. Sasuke was burning with jealousy that was totally off the charts.

(Naruto's Battle)

The twins raised their swords and attacked at Naruto who was waiting for the right moment to attack. When Kimiko slashed at Naruto, Naruto swiftly blocked the attack and kicked her back. Kim charged towards him from the back and stabbed. Naruto quickly turned around and quickly blocked it. He put more chakra into the katana, pushed Kim's katana off of him, and slashed at Kim's side.

Kim stumbled a bit and blood slowly poured out of the wound.

Kimiko ran quickly towards Naruto and slashed him the side. Naruto stumbled and regained his balance.

"You're good but not good enough," Kimiko shouted throwing a kunai at his chest.

Kakashi was about to interfere but Naruto told him to not to and deflected the kunai with the sword.

"Himiko is going to kill me if she sees that the sword is scratched," Naruto mumbled.

Kim quickly attacked from behind and successfully slashed Naruto in his back.

Naruto fell on his knees clutching his wound.

"NARUTO!!" Sakura screamed.

Naruto chuckled. "Don't let your guard down."

POOF!

"A clone!?" Kim shouted.

The real Naruto jumped from the tree with two swords in his hands and slashed both of the twins in the back.

They fell on their knees and dropped their swords.

Naruto kicked their swords out of the way and pointed his two swords at their necks.

"Yield," He said.

Kimiko and Kim glared at him.

"We'll be back and get our revenge," they both said at the same time.

They disappeared with their swords gone with them.

Naruto smiled and sealed the sword back into the scroll.

"Give me a sword, dobe," Sasuke demanded.

Naruto looked at him and shook his head.

"You can't have one. Only the one who has two-kekkai genkai's can seek it out. Besides, you're too late. I have all of them. You can't steal it or take it away from me because all of my summons respect me and they'll kill you with no hesitation."

Sasuke glared at him and punched him in the gut.

Naruto coughed out blood and fell on his knees clutching his stomach. It was bleeding from Kimiko's sword.

Sakura gasped and ran to help him but Sasuke stopped her.

"Let him die," He growled. "If he can't give me a sword, then he doesn't deserve to live."

Kakashi looked at Sakura's hopeless expression and glared silently at Sasuke. He walked towards Naruto and picked him up.

"Let's go back to Konoha," He said dashing away.

Sasuke and Sakura followed behind. Sakura couldn't believe what Sasuke just did.

'I'm going to get a sword and kill my brother,' Sasuke thought angrily.

(Konoha)

Kakashi and his team arrived at the gates to Konoha with Naruto unconscious in Kakashi's arms.

"Halt! State your name and purpose here," the guard shouted.

"Kakashi Hatake here to return the scroll back to the Hokage with his team," Kakashi stated.

The guard nodded and let them through.

(Hokage's Tower)

Kakashi and Sakura bursted through the door and was surprised that Jiraiya was here. Sasuke just walked calmly behind them.

Tsunade looked up with a small smile but widened her eyes in horror at Naruto's state. Jiraiya rushed towards Naruto and widened his eyes.

"He finally let his mask slip," Jiraiya whispered.

Tsunade grabbed Naruto and ran towards the hospital. The team and Jiraiya followed behind.

(Hospital)

"Get him to the ER! He's losing to much blood!" Tsunade shouted rushing Naruto to the ER with several other nurses and doctors beside them.

Those doctors and nurses were worried about Naruto since they grew attached to the boy when he was young and realized that he was just a sad and lonely kid.

"SHIZUNE!" Tsunade roared. In a second her assistant appeared and gasped.

"Get me more blood! Type B!" Tsunade commanded. (A/N I'm not kidding!! Naruto's blood type is B.)

Shizune nodded and immediately ran off to find the blood.

Tsunade and the other doctors ran into the ER and started to use the heart revive thing (I don't know what it's called. I know that it helps restart the heart).

"Stay with me Naruto!" Tsunade shouted. She jolted more electricity in his heart but he stayed motionless.

(Naruto's Mindscape)

Naruto looked around and looked confused. He appeared in front of the cage of his prisoner, the Kyuubi.

"Why did you summon me you damn furball!" He shouted.

Red slitted eyes appeared from behind the cage and looked at Naruto.

"I summoned you because someone wants to meet you," Kyuubi growled.

"Who?" Naruto asked.

"Beats me. Anyw-"

There was a huge bright light and a man appeared. Naruto gasped. It was the Yondaime.

Kyuubi growled and narrowed his eyes. His eyes snapped opened and he started cursing.

"YOU!! SO WE MEET AGAIN, HUH, BASTARD!! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SEAL ME INTO A FUCKING LITTLE KID? HUH! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SEALED ME INTO THIS…THIS…WEAKLING! THERE BETTER BE A FUCKING EXPLANATION FOR THIS OR I'LL RIP YOU INTO LITTLE FUCKING PIECES AND I'LL MAKE YOU BURN IN HELL!! OR I CAN JUST KICK YOUR ASS AND BEAT YOU UP INTO A BLOODY SHIT!"

The Yondaime covered his ears and cracked one eye open.

"You done?" He asked.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M FUCKING DONE?? I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR FUCKING LITTLE ASS AND RIP YOU INTO SHIT! THEN I'LL KICK YOUR SORRY LITTLE FUCKING ASS INTO HELL AND BACK! I'LL ENJOY EVERY FUCKING MINUTE AND EVERY FUCKING SECOND OF IT! HOLY SHIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SUFFERING FOR ALL FUCKING ETERNITY IN SHINIGAMI'S FUCKING STOMACH! DID YOU ESCAPE OR SOMETHING?"

Naruto and the Yondaime sweatdropped at his cursing speech.

"Actually I'm here becau-"

Kyuubi interrupted him again.

"HURRY UP AND TELL ME EVERY LITTLE SHITTY DETAIL THAT YOU'RE IN MY FUCKING DOMAIN!!"

Naruto glared at him. "Show him some respect will ya?"

Kyuubi was furious.

"RESPECT!?!?! RESPECT!!!!! ME, THE KYUUBI NO KITSUNE, KING OF HELL AND ALL OF THE BIJUU RESPECT A FUCKING PATHETIC SHITTY LITTLE FUCKING HUMAN?!?!? NOOOO!! I DON'T THINK SO! THE ONE WHO SHOULD RESPECT MEEEE SHOULD BE THE WHOLE WORLD!! BUT NOOOOO THE FUCKING YONDAIME OVER THERE HAS TO SEAL ME IN A FUCKING HUMAN BABY!!! AND THAT FUCKIONG LITTLE SHITTY BABY HAS TO BE YOU!" (A/N This is soooo much fun!)

"CAN YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!?!?!" The Yondaime and Naruto shouted at the same time.

"Hmph. Fine. I'll listen to your fucking shitty little story," Kyuubi pouted.

The Yondaime and Naruto face faulted.

(17 minutes later: The Real world)

Tsunade was crying so hard.

"DON'T DIE ON ME NARUTO!! YOU HAVE TO BECOME THE HOKAGE! DID YOU FORGET! YOU SAID YOU WON'T DIE UNTIL YOUR HOKAGE DUTIES WERE OVER!! DON'T DIE!" She screamed. She jolted one last time in Naruto's heart and prayed to Kami.

Then a miracle happened. Beep…beep…beep…beep…

Tsunade grinned with tears coming down her eyes. The doctors and the nurses sighed in relief and thanked Kami.

Tsunade walked out of the room and saw the team and Jiraiya waiting for the news.

"How is he?" Jiraiya immediately asked with worry all over his face.

"It was…a success," Tsunade said grinning.

HAHAHAH!! CLIFFIE! XD

I love cliffies! I hope you enjoy the story.

Hope you review about couples or something.

Ja ne~