SorceressoftheNightwing: Hello! I'm sooooo sorry I haven't been updating recently. I'm running out of ideas! Or actuallly I already did...I bet your wondering who the hobo is, right? Well, you'll find out a mili-second after you've read this or maybe less...Thankies to Rowanna Renee for offering this idea...or a slightly different idea...I don't own R.A., the Cupcake Garden, the Farm, Mc Donald's, or Horace's clothes. Please R and R!

Horace the Hobo was a hobo, obviously. He can't seem to get a job! Every single time he was either denied or moments later, fired. Now though, he was traveling (once again), looking for a decent job.

"Oh, lookey there! A Mc Donald's!" Horace exclaimed. But sadley, his smell never gave him chance at that job.

Three days later, Horace found himself in front of a farm-like farm. But what was peculiar was that there were no plants or vegtables growing, instead there were cupcakes in rows after rows! And besides a rooster and a shaggy, small horse, there were no animals!

"Weird," muttered Horace. Then, Horace-in his ragged, filthy clothes went up to the front door and knocked continuously. The door opened, but that didn't stop Horace. And since the person at the door was quite short, Horace was knocking on his head...

"Will you quit that?" yelled the irritated farmer.

"Oh, hi Will! You're a farmer now?"

"No! It's just my part time job. And you're a..."

"Hobo, yes."

"..."

"Oh, hi Horace! What are you doing here?" a new voice asked.

"Hi, Jen! I'm looking for a job. Can I work here?"

"Sure. You can take over my job while I'm gone. I've got to do some errands."

"Yes! Thank-you!" Horace was so happy he started knocking on Will's head again. He stopped immediantly when Will let out a low growl.

After Jenny left, Alyss instructed Horace on what to do.

"Ok. This job is very simple. All you have to do is stand watch, Ok?" Horace nodded. "You have to keep full awareness over the Cupcake Garden. If you see a small, white dog, then shout dog. But whatever you do, DO NOT look at it directly in the eyes! Heed my warnings. Will and I will be inside doing chores, if you need us."

"Alright." Alyss left and Horace sat there, staring over the Cupcake Garden. Hmm...What will they do if I called dog? Horace thought.

"Dog!" Horace shouted. Right after, Will and Alyss ran out of the house shouting,"Where,where?" while looking all around, but not seeing any signs of the dog, Tina. Hands on hips, Will and Alyss were obviously mad.

"Why'd you call 'dog'?" Will asked.

"I don't know, I just wanted to see if you were trustworthy," Horace replied. Alyss rolled her eyes.

"But are you trustworthy," Alyss asked. With that, she and Will strode off together.

Later on that day...

Horace was still on duty, but he was bored out of his mind. He thought back to when he was at Mc Donald's. It seemed that it was so long ago. Then he remembered that he was fired because of his smell..."I don't smell that bad," he told himself. But then he smelled himself... and he almost vomited...He sighed. Boredness is like a sickness he realized. Suddenly, an idea struck him. What would happen if he cried dog again?

"Dog!" At once, Will and Alyss ran out immediantly.

"Where's the dog?" they asked. When they realized there was no dog, they huffed and turned away.

"We're not going to fall for his dirty tricks anymore," Alyss announced to Will. Will gladly agreed.

Later, later on that day...

Horace was just sitting there, watching the Cupcake Garden. When suddenly he heard a soft rustle, "What the fudge was that?" As if on cue, a small, white dog popped up. "Gahhhh!" Horace then squeazed his eyes shut, very tight and screamed on top of his lungs, "DOG!"

Nothing.

Horace tried again, "DOG!" Still there was nothing. Where are they? He thought.

Meanwhile...

Will and Alyss were relaxing inside, when they heard a high pitched scream, "Dog!" They got up quickly, but then remembered the last two times so they sat back down, turned on the T.V., and ignored the cries.

Reversed Meanwhile...

"DOG!" Why aren't they coming? Tired of screaming, Horace accidentally opened his eyes. "OMG! The dog ate all the cupcakes! No, wait that's impossible! There were thousands of them!" Horace fainted. At that, Will and Alyss ran out to see what happened. They gasped.

When Horace woke up, the dog was miles away (or so they think) with Will running after it. When Will returned, they saw that he didn't catch the cunning dog at all. And him and Alyss took the pleasure of saying, "YOU'RE FIRED!" to Horace. "Plus you have to pay us back for all the cupcakes."

Meanwhile...

The fat dog was laying upstairs where she watching the whole scene. She was literally choking of laughter.

Moral of this chapter

Even when liars tell the truth, they are never believed. The liar will lie once, twice, and then perish when he tells the truth.

My Vursion

When you're bored don't do something stupid XD

SorceressoftheNightwing: No, I do not own the Moral of the chappy moral thingy...XD Hoped you enjoyed and next time I'll try to do more humor and less weirdness XD And any ideas are welcomed! It doesn't have to include my doggy! I really REALLY need ideas! Please Review! Or else...Tina will eat your cupcakes!