*Disclaimer: I don't own Resident Evil or any of the characters*

Leon was pissed, why you ask…well all he wanted to do was find the president's daughter, go home, and find Ada finally…but no here he was chased by Not Zombies and one of them HAD A FREAKING CHAINSAW, and he was out of anything to heal his many injuries. As he ran he found himself at a door to a house, ramming it open with his shoulder he slammed it shut. Leon glanced around….Different models of chainsaws and chainsaw parts lay around him "Oh fuck my life" Leon felt like crying…then he saw a diploma "…the hell" walking over he looked at it "….A murdering rampant psycho has a P.h.D…god its Umbrella all over again" then a thought struck Leon "…its so crazy it might just work…."

As the Villagers converged on the house the door flew open, Leon walked out with a smile looking right into their stunned faces, Leon took a breath "IS THEIR A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE" time seemed to slow down as Salvador flung his chainsaw aside into a group of stunned villagers and pulled a stethoscope from his pocket and ran forward, the Bella Sisters in nurse garb running beside him with a stretcher, he skidded to a halt in front of Leon "Tell me were it hurts"

*Not to far away*

Ada is on the ground laughing, on her videophone is an empty seat while from its speakers you can hear someone choking with laughter as well.

End