This is utterly ridiculous. Evangeline is... well, she is a star. What is a star going to do to help me? Still, no one can see me. And Ray does not seem crazy. I have to respect a bug with his skill on the accordion. Well, here goes nothing.

Evangeline? Uh, you do not know me, but I am a friend of Ray. My name is Naveen – that's Prince Naveen: you know, charming and handsome, ladies falling at my feet and so on. As you can see, I am suffering from some species problems at the moment, but I can assure you that as a human I am extremely good-looking. Actually, for a frog, I am still extremely good-looking, but I hope not to have to remain this way for long. I have even retained my considerable abilities as a dancer and musician, but of course all this is beside the point.

Evangeline, I am in love. Tiana, she is so much more than a waitress. She is beautiful and kind and still a stick in the mud sometimes, but, well, I am forced to admit that I could not have got this far without her. I... I admire her, Evangeline. I think that perhaps she is better than I am. It is true that she is not royalty or even nobility, but I do not think that matters. She is special, she is wonderful.

What if I asked her to marry me? Would she accept? Or would she wish not to be tied to a no-count, philandering, lazy lump on a log? She has a point there. But for her, I would change! I will do whatever she asks of me, Evangeline, even... even get a job!

Oh, Evangeline. Why I can't just look Tiana in the eyes and say, "I will do whatever it takes to make all your dreams come true, because… because I love you"?