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Recap:

FAT! I am not fat, I'm skinny, SKINNY!!!!

I jumped up and could feel my face go red with anger.

"SUPER AMAZING BITCH SLAP!!!" my hand whipped around at the speed of light and collided with…

CHAPTER 6: ONE DOLLAR BILL (name has nothing to do with chapter)

My hand collided with... Christians face!!!

There was a massive, gigantic smash that could probably be heard in China and a thump as the guy hit the ground.

"What the fuck!!!" he screamed, leaping back up.

"What the hell!!!" I yelled back, louder.

Oh yea, I'm louder than Christian.

"You want to kiss Me" he raised his eyebrow.

"No I do not!!!" I tell him, eye twitching.

Strange, I have a warm feeling.

"Compulsion!" I screamed as I jumped up and down like a monkey on steroids. "Christian's using compulsion!"

Rachiee walked over and Christian turned to her and.... humped her leg! Just kidding! But equally weird... Naruto jumped out of nowhere and there was a blinding flash of light and a meteor followed after him. The rabid blonde retard did a cart wheel and laughed as thought he was high – probably on magic mushroom- then, as suddenly as he had appeared, he ran out the door and into the woods. We all stared after him.

"Weird." Rachiee muttered, and then turned back to Christian.

"I knew that I didn't really wanna kiss you!!!" Rachiee yelled.

"I did not use compulsion, you know you want me!!!" Christian yelled back.

Rose walked up... and pulled off her t-shirt!!!!!

What the hell!!! Are these people insane! No normal person starts stripping in a situation like this! And why is Rachiee not making much sense anymore??? This is fucked up!!!

I peered to the side and saw Adrian staring dreamy eyed at Rose and next to him was his arch rival, Dimitri a.k.a the uber hotty I want to XXXX. Too bad he was drooling on the ground, that's not attractive. All the other guys in the room were drooling as well. Typical. They should see ME without a shirt!

Suddenly Rachiee's fist came out of nowhere and slammed against Christians face! OMG!! What the hell, she can punch? When did she learn to do that, and why didn't she beat up those stupid kids back home?? Like my brother??

Rose suddenly realizes what she's doing and pulls her top back on. Twitchy eye!! Christian falls down on the ground, unconscious.

"What the hell?" Asked rose.

Rachiee shakes her head in annoyance.

"OMG you people are sooo slow!!! In the book, you guys always missed the important things until it was too late as well" everyone just looked at her like she was crazy.

She sighed.

"Christian was using compulsion" Rachiee said slowly, so they could all understand it.

Just then Stan walks back into the room… wait, when did he leave? Isn't he suppose to be supervising… oh well at least we got some action.

"This is not a socializing place!! Back to work!!" he yelled angrily.

Man, he can be such a bitch.

Rose snorts "pe- lease, you were drooling as much s Dimitri. So stop bitching" then walks off.

Rachiee and I stay still.

"What the hell do you think you're doing? Get back out there!" Stan yelled again.

I put my hands on my hips.

"No," I tell him, "I'm bashed and bruised, and I am over it"

He glared daggers at me but I didn't care, this is bull shit!

"I told you to get back out there, now do it!" he roared at me.

What the hell is with these dhampire's and animalistic instincts? Seriously.

Rachiee steps in and pushes me back.

"Get over it! She's taking a break! She's new to this, so back off!" she screamed at him.

OMG, she is such a good friend!! Too bad she pushed me out of the way.

"What the hell? You are the worse novices I have ever had!!!" Stan looked like he would explode any second… I wonder what would be inside.

"Well what do you expect? Were fucking human!! And besides, I can still kick your arse you overgrown cockarock" she screeched at him.

Rose cracked up laughing.

"Yeah, baby, I love you!" smiled Adrian, pulling Rachiee into a kiss.

Oh god, she really knows how to go at it, then she started pulling off his shirt. I almost threw up, and decided to end it. I grabbed him by the back off the hair, and pulled him away.

" Goooo Rachiee! Kick his ass!!"?" I say, pointing Rachiee's attention back to Stan. "I would help.... but I'm fat, remember

Rachiee grinned back at me –couldn't tell if it was over kissing Adrian, thinking of me as fat or Fighting Stan that made her happy- and turned to Stan in one rapid movement and pounced on him.

I mean, she did pretty well, and at the start, it looked like she was gonna win. She broke him nose, and a few fingers, but I mean, the girl who had been fighting for 1 minute, vs. the old guy who's been fighting all his life? Well, it was pretty obvious who would win but it was still close. Stan finally got her ground to the ground, but then Kirova walked it.

"What the hell is going on here? Isn't there enough statigory rape already!" she yelled.

Rachiee took advantage of Stan as he was distraction by the old bat and went for the second weak spot… that's right she gave him a nipple cripple!! He squealed like a girl and Rachiee turned the table and pinned Stan to the ground.

"I win!" she declared happily.

Oh man, what a bitch. Allen is already a good fighter, and now Rachiee has beaten a teacher. That means there gonna expect ME to be good. Oh man, they were in for a shock.

Everyone stood with open pie holes at the fact that some weird girl had just beaten a teacher at his own game. And I gaped in fear of my epic turn that inevitably would happen… probably in a cheesy scene when Lissa is kidnapped or something (I'm so physic -_^).

Rachiee got up and flung her hair like one of those hot girls in teen movies that the guys fall head over heels for and walked over to receive her victory kiss for Adrian. Hasn't she had enough kisses for today, it's not even lunch. I glanced over at Allen. Yeah, you know what I'm thinking (-_#).

Stan, who was still on the floor like a scrub Jim, was completely traumatized. That was probably because he had never had a nipple cripple before, not even from his ex. And somehow I sense this becoming a new attack strategy… gay.

Whatever, now all I need to do is get past the last five minutes before lunch and plot an elaborate plan of action for Allen and I and that would involve the magical bushes in the made up outer campus.

5 minutes later at lunch

"Hey, I'm going to eat outside" I said as I got up from the table with my food, "does anyone want to come out with me?"

Everyone was too busy eating.

"I said, does anyone want to eat outside?" I repeated.

Nothing.

"Allen?"

The white haired boy looked up at me with his mouth stuffed with French fries.

"Pardon?"

"Want to eat outside?" I asked for the third time.

"No thanks"

I glared at him with evil eyes, "um, yes you do!" I said darkly.

He leaned back a bit but didn't argue with me, he's too nice for that, and grabbed his five trays of food.

"Okay, see you's later." I smiled mostly at Rachiee.

"Oh yeah, you go girl!" she winked at me and I giggled.

There was an awkward sort of silence as we walked to the desired spot and it had nothing to do with the fact that there was no one around or that I could actually hear Allen eating still.

I headed towards a spot that I had seen before and that was down near a couple of thick bushes... no one would ever see us behind them (MWHHAAAA^_^). I sat down and like a cute little puppy; Allen followed and just as I had hoped, sat next to me. I leaned in to kiss him, but just before our lips met...

Naruto jumped out of the tree above us, and kept screaming like a rabid squirrel with a rock up its ass. My face dropped and I flushed with anger. I picked up a random stone and pegged it at the blonde retard which hit in the temple.

"WOULD YOU FUCKING SHUT UP YOU RETARD!!!" I screamed.

Naruto ran off into the woods crying like a monkey. I turned back to Allen but found, unfortunately, that he had finished his five trays and was starting on mine!!!! That pig!!

"HEY, THAT'S MY FOOD!" I roared.

He looked up at me innocently with his big gray eyes, "I wasn't entirely sure whether you were going to eat that." he said honestly.

I sighed and sat back down. This was not going the way I had planned. Why do things always end up like that? Because life sucks.

"Are you alright?" Allen asked.

"No, I am not alright, this is crap! What kind of story is this? I mean, Naruto? I hate Naruto?" I huffed.

"Um... I'm not sure what Naruto is but I'm sure everything just seems bad. Back in my world there's a man called..."

"Called the millennium earl and he's trying to take over the world with akuma, yeah, yeah, I already know."

"How do you know all of this?"

"The wonder box and it's called being a nerd."

"Um... ok," he still looked confused, "there's still a lot I don't understand about this world, like this TV thing and stuff and why those kids are fighting if it isn't against the earl."

"It's to protect the moroi for the strigoi."

Wait, how did this conversation start, it isn't even funny? This is bull shit!

"Hey, maybe you could use your innocence against them." I suggested even though I knew that was the stupidest thing ever.

Just as Allen was about to reply there was a loud snapping sound and suddenly I found myself being tackled to the ground and it wasn't by Allen –something I would have loved.

"RAPE!!!" I yelled.

Who is this person who is attempting to rape me in front of my beloved Allen?

That's right who is this person or thing... find out in the next chapter!!! Oh man, sorry it took a while to write. Lots of love for Rachiee in this chapter because she really helped me when I was stuck. *cry* I really wanted to make out with Allen. I'm really that perverted. But don't worry I'm not a paedophile –seriously, because that's just wrong. Remember to review or you won't get the next chapter! Don't forget the poll too which is on my profile!!!

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Btw, it is NOT meant to be cockroach. It is meant to be cockarock – Rachiee thought that was funny!

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