Disclaimer: You know the drill. I love Xemnas, but he's just too much fun to torment :D

#1: Ways to make Xemnas light-saber you in the face.

1. Throw paint at him.

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2. Better yet, throw paint tins at him.

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3. Dye his Zebra-suit pink.

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4. Replace his Ethereal Blades with bananas.

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5. Tell him it was a gift from Saix.

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6. Insist Diz has better hair then him.

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7. Tell him Lexaeus has a deep, undying love for him

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8. When he lectures you about emotions shove Xigbar's socks in his face and run away laughing

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9. Tell him Kingdom Hearts would never love him

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10. Graffiti his room in bright, obnoxious colours

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11. Give him a makeover in his sleep

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12. Every time he walks into a room, scream in horror and jump out the nearest window

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13. Slap him upside the head while he's in the middle of a sentence

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14. Tell him you thought you saw a heartless

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15. Replace his coffee with laxatives

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16. Videotape him in the shower

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17. Set it as Saix's computer wallpaper

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18. Ask him what kind of pole's stuck up his ass

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19. Run down the halls screaming THE HEARTLESS ARE COMING! THE HEARTLESS ARE COMING!

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20. Walk up to him and randomly whisper, "I know what you and VII did last night…" Then walk away eying him suspiciously

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21. At the crack of dawn, bang on his door very loudly. When he asks what's gong on, tell him his alarm clock died

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Superior looked up from the paper that had been conveniently placed on his desk. "Who would make me want to do such things..?" He continued to ponder the subject as he headed out the door. Someone was going to pay for this…

Alrighty then~ First chapter up. Thanks to my friend Sam, for coming up with some of the ideas ;)