Oh Sasuke! Sasuuukeeee do you hear meeee

-Shikamaru

Yeah wth are those soulful looks out of the window about?

-Neji

SASUKE

-Shikamaru

Would you nosy incompetent losers just leave me alone.

-Sasuke

Leave him alone, it's that time of month.

-Naruto

HAHAHAHA Naruto that black eye is going to stay a while.

-Shikamaru

You said that about the one he gave me yesterday. My eyes are now resistant to his punches.

-Naruto

'Resistant'? Neji I thought you were going to tell Hinata to stop teaching him English.

-Shikamaru

I did! She likes that retard for some reason.

-Neji

Err yeah what's not to like..?

-Naruto

Are you joking… And Neji do you mean LIKES?

-Shikamaru

Yes I think so.

-Neji

She does?

-Naruto

Yes retard.

-Neji

Wow… I never realised.

-Naruto

Which is exactly why I wonder why she does.

-Neji

Shut up!

-Naruto

So what are you going to do?

-Neji

What is he going to do? This is a GIRL, like an actual member of the female population, who actually likes him. He's never going to find one of those again!

-Shikamaru

As I said, Shut up! But you're right, I'm going to talk to her. Thanks for telling me.

-Naruto

Wow he's never been this serious before.

-Shikamaru

HA! Bet you're jealous now teme! The girl I like actually likes me instead of ignoring me.

-Naruto

Okay THAT black eye has got to last.

-Neji

Hahahaha. But what do you mean Naruto?

-Shikamaru

He's pissed coz Sakura's ignoring him.

-Naruto

Naruto, you despicable piece of shit would you please go and die in a hole before I kill you and stuff you into one.

-Sasuke

Err.. Is that a question?

-Naruto

Wow he's really pissed! Do you think he's coming back?

-Shikamaru

Meh who cares. It means more ramen for me!

-Naruto

Why is Sakura ignoring him?

-Neji

Meh dunno.

-Naruto

Naruto that note had ramen all over it. And I saw it drop from your mouth.

-Neji

Well there's gotta be consequences for trying to share ramen with me.

-Naruto

You repulse me.

-Shikamaru

I couldn't have phrased that better.

-Neji

So who's excited for Ten Ten's?

-Naruto

I can't go.

-Shikamaru

Oh the blonde chick'll miss you.

-Naruto

Would you please stop hitting on me Naruto.

-Shikamaru

I give up.

-Naruto

Do you think Sasuke'll come?

-Neji

Well he'd better! I don't have a lift if he doesn't coz that bitchy instructor didn't give me my licence.

-Naruto

That's coz you drove into a tree and a cat…

-Shikamaru

Well it's not my fault the cat was in the tree!

-Naruto

It was there because you chased it up the tree with your car…

-Neji

Details!

-Naruto