From: "Haruno Sakura"

To: "Yamanaka Ino"

FREAK. I am frigging never talking to you again. And I used to call you my best friend. HA!

From: "Yamanaka Ino"

To: "Haruno Sakura"

I'M SORRY!!! What was I supposed to do? You know it was a family thing!

From: "Haruno Sakura"

To: "Yamanaka Ino"

What kind of best friend leaves their best friend in their time of need and runs off to bloody Suna?!

From: "Yamanaka Ino"

To: "Haruno Sakura"

I said I'm sorry. What more can I do? My mum dragged me in the first place.

From: "Haruno Sakura"

To: "Yamanaka Ino"

Arrgghh. Fine, fine, I know, I'm not being fair. But seriously Ino, I'm dying without you.

From: "Yamanaka Ino"

To: "Haruno Sakura"

No you're not. Come on, Sakura, you're a strong girl! You can do this!

From: "Haruno Sakura"

To: "Yamanaka Ino"

No need to sound like my mother.

From: "Yamanaka Ino"

To: "Haruno Sakura"

Uh uh uh! No spitefullity, Sakura dear!

From: "Haruno Sakura"

To: "Yamanaka Ino"

FYI, dear mother, it's spite, not spitefullity.

From: "Yamanaka Ino"

To: "Haruno Sakura"

You know I'm no good at English, give me a break.

From: "Haruno Sakura"

To: "Yamanaka Ino"

Hmmm… where are you right now?

From: "Yamanaka Ino"

To: "Haruno Sakura"

Bus. You?

From: "Haruno Sakura"

To: "Yamanaka Ino"

History, where else?

From: "Yamanaka Ino"

To: "Haruno Sakura" WHY??? What happened to party at Hinata's?

From: "Haruno Sakura"

To: "Yamanaka Ino"

It's two o'clock, Ino. And, that was yesterday.

And thanks so much for reminding me, my dear friend.

I hope you noted the sarcasm.

From: "Yamanaka Ino"

To: "Haruno Sakura"

Ohh, right, sorry, time change.

Reminding you of what?

From: "Haruno Sakura"

To: "Yamanaka Ino"

Hinata's party, damn it.

From: "Yamanaka Ino"

To: "Haruno Sakura"

Why?? What happened??

From: "Haruno Sakura"

To: "Yamanaka Ino"

… I dropped coke… on his… hair.

From: "Yamanaka Ino"

To: "Haruno Sakura"

SHIT, FOREHEAD!!!

From: "Haruno Sakura"

To: "Yamanaka Ino"

No shit, pig. This is the fifth party in a row I've dropped something on him. With the cake, I thought one small mistake won't ruin my chances, with the ramen, I thought, better watch it next time, with the soup, I was already thinking shit, shit, shit before he asked me if I was aiming for him, with the book, I thought, it's ok, just a book, at least it's not food, until I dropped five bottles of nail polish over him at the frigging same party. But seriously, why the hell was he invited to a make-over party? This time, I was just like, really? I mean, really? Someone up there really hates me.

From: "Yamanaka Ino"

To: "Haruno Sakura"

Yeah, I was there all those times, you know. And that make-over party was mine, and it was awesome. I told him we were watching emo films so he would come. I wanted to give him a make-over while you held him down with your freakish strength, but noo, goody goody Miss Sakura would never agree to that! What did he do this time?? And wait, it was the hair! You've never got that before!

From: "Haruno Sakura"

To: "Yamanaka Ino"

Yeah, because forcing him to have a make-over was definitely going to win his heart. This time he just stared at me with his eyes all narrowed and accusing, before just shaking his head and walking to the bathroom. When he came out his hair was all flat and he looked almost as sexy as he does when he comes to school without brushing his hair in the morning. Which is very sexy. I still can't remember whether I was drooling or not. I know, but I think he's jut so bored with the dropping things that he didn't even bother saying anything.

From: "Yamanaka Ino"

To: "Haruno Sakura"

Yeah, dropping things on him at every party you meet isn't the sure way to go either, forehead. Whoooooa. Well, congratulations on making it out of there alive! He must really like you if he let you get away with that. And, yeah, you'd find any hairstyle sexy after having to look at that chicken's butt every day. Honestly, why the hell would anyone want to look like that?

From: "Haruno Sakura"

To: "Yamanaka Ino"

Shut up, pig. Or he's just sick at the thought of me being anywhere near him, which I find more likely. I seriously think he thinks that I hate him. Which is like the furthest from the truth possible. And, actually most of the female population of the school prefer a chicken's butt to a PINEAPPLE.

From: "Yamanaka Ino"

To: "Haruno Sakura"

No, why would he come if those were the circumstances? He would know that Hinata would never have a party without inviting you, so why would he come at all? And SHUT UP, FOREHEAD!!!!!!!!

From: "Haruno Sakura"

To: "Yamanaka Ino"

Gosh, pig's using big words! 'Circumstances'! Wow! Hmm… he probably thought I wasn't coming or something.

From: "Yamanaka Ino"

To: "Haruno Sakura"

I repeat, SHUT UP, FOREHEAD!!!!!!!! And, no, that's not true, Naruto was shouting to the whole school that he was going to a party with you, and there's no way Sasuke would be able to avoid hearing that.

From: "Haruno Sakura"

To: "Yamanaka Ino"

HE WAS???!!! I'm going to kill him. Gosh, poor Hinata!

From: "Yamanaka Ino"

To: "Haruno Sakura"

No no, he was saying Hinata's name as well.

From: "Haruno Sakura"

To: "Yamanaka Ino"

Oh, ok, good. Arggh, so bored without you right now…

From: "Yamanaka Ino"

To: "Haruno Sakura"

What you doing?

From: "Haruno Sakura"

To: "Yamanaka Ino"

Trying to drown out the noise of Hiate-sensei's droning like the rest of the class – I would give a quarter laptops, five eighths phones, and the other eighth are social outcasts who are ostentatiously pretending to BBM someone, when really they have about two people on their contact list (their parents) – while hiding my screen from my dear partner, who it is very ironic that I sit next to.

From: "Yamanaka Ino"

To: "Haruno Sakura"

Oh yeah, Hiate-sensei *shudders*. I feel for you, forehead. Oh yeah you sit next to SASUKE don't you?

From: "Haruno Sakura"

To: "Yamanaka Ino"

Thanks so much for being the considerate friend you are and writing his name in huge letters, which he would have seen, had I not moved my laptop just in time.

From: "Yamanaka Ino"

To: "Haruno Sakura"

You're welcome! Suna is so boring. All I can see for miles to my left is desert and to my right, there's just this long fall (we're on a cliff) to a river. Except this one road we're about to junction with, and there's only about one truck on it.

From: "Haruno Sakura"

To: "Yamanaka Ino"

Better than the scenery of drooling sleepers and Hiate-sensei, who's practically asleep himself.

From: "Yamanaka Ino"

To: "Haruno Sakura"

Just turn to your side! Plenty of beautiful scenery there.

From: "Haruno Sakura"

To: "Yamanaka Ino"

Nice going there, pig. Just made me blush bright red, and when he asked if I was ill or something, and I muttered no, he just looked at me really weirdly and shrugged.

From: "Yamanaka Ino"

To: "Haruno Sakura"

HA, LOL! I laugh at your love problems. Stupid truck. It's not even moving and our bus driver doesn't know whether to go forward or not in case it's going to move.

From: "Haruno Sakura"

To: "Yamanaka Ino"

Thanks for being such a great friend Ino. Much appreciated.

From: "Yamanaka Ino"

To: "Haruno Sakura"

Finally, moving! Wait. Oh, so now that we're moving, the truck decides to move as well. Well, it's going to have to let us go first.

From: "Haruno Sakura"

To: "Yamanaka Ino"

Calm down, Ino! You'll get there eventually.

From: "Yamanaka Ino"

To: "Haruno Sakura"

I won't calm down! We've been on the bus for frigging two hours! Wait. That's weird. The truck isn't stopping. But we're right in the middle of the road. It has to stop. But it's not. Oh my god, if it doesn't stop it's going to push us off the clif sbvj

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From: "Haruno Sakura"

To: "Yamanaka Ino"

PIG!!!???

From: "Haruno Sakura"

To: "Yamanaka Ino"

Oh wait, I'm not that gullible.

From: "Haruno Sakura"

To: "Yamanaka Ino"

Pig??? Come on, haha, you got me.

From: "Haruno Sakura"

To: "Yamanaka Ino"

Pig??? PIG????? PIG, COME ON THIS ISN'T FUNNY.

From: "Haruno Sakura"

To: "Yamanaka Ino"

PIG!!!!!