A/N: Hey guys. I know I should be writing my Ash and Mary-Lynnette fan fiction instead of this drabble, but I was bored. ): This is just a random idea. Hope you enjoy it.
The guys in Circle Daybreak dared Delos into prank calling Hunter. This is how their conversation went. (:
Disclaimer:
Stationary
Me: Check
Books
Me: Check
Homework
Me: Check
I do not own Night world or the characters, and if I do, it's just a dream.
Me: *sighs* check
Hunter: Italic
Delos: Bold
*ring….ring….*
Hello?
…I'm a little teapot, short and stout, here is my handle-
Who's this?
*Ash whispered to Delos*
Err… Bernard?
Who the hell is Bernard?
…The man that spies you through your window?
Oh shit! You are that creepy human next door aren't you!?
…
I demand an answer!
Yes, yes I am. Hey sexy.
*Hunter screams like a little girl*
Leave me alone!
*Hunter hangs up*
12 in the morning
*ring…ring…*
*Hunter yawns*
Hunter speaking, who is this?
*James shoves a paper into Delos's hand*
Hi sir, is your refrigerator running?
*Murmurs 'what is a refrigerator' to James who was laughing*
Who dares laugh without my permission!
Apparently… me, HAHAHA(fake laugh)
Err…that's not even a real laugh.
Yes it is
No its not
Yes
No
Yes
No
No
Yes
HAHA, gotcha, in your face old man!
Delos, is that you?
…
It's you isn't it. You think you could fool me but you can't! I can recognize your voice anywhere! Nobody can fool the mighty Hunter Redfern! *evil laugh*
= = Hey is that a purple squirrel?
Oh, where!
*Delos hangs up*
Hello? Hello? Oh darn… *sighs* lonely…I'm Mr. lonely… I got nobody…
BUNPIRE
A/N: (: I will post more soon. Please review! The next prank call will be done by POPPY, bye for now…