Capture the flag yesterday was brutal, but I managed to win Annabeth, so I was in a good mood at breakfast. It was Saturday, so we barely had any practice... And we all knew what that meant.

Breakfast had just finished and the campers were setting off to find something to do, that is except Thalia, Nico, Annabeth, Taryn, Clarisse, and Chris. We made our way through the deserted dining pavilion, Taryn bringing up the mist web.

"So, dear friends? What havoc shall we make today?" She gave us a wide smile.

"Well, let's set a date, today. I mean we haven't done that...Yet, anyway." Clarisse suggested. Nico and I exchanged mischievous glances.

"Sounds good, but for who?" Asked Thalia looking through the latest updated profiles.

"How about Poseidon?" Taryn joked.

"We would, but I don't think he has any." Annabeth laughed. "I guess Little Mermaid doesn't exactly attract us girls."

"Are you saying Artemis isn't a girl?" Thalia questioned, jokingly.

"Oh, right he has her... So he does have hope..." Nico chuckled.

"Okay, enough of bashing my father. If you think his profile is funny let's just see your parents." I took the controls from Thalia, typing in Athena's name.

A picture of Athena came up. She didn't look her usual "let's start a war" self. She was wearing an ankle length blood red dress, that had frills at it's base and was long sleeved. In one hand an owl was perched and in the other she was twirling a lock of black hair.

I have to admit for the Athena, I've grown to dislike, she looked....what's the word?....Hm, no pretty isn't the word.... Ah, hot! That's it....Moving on, before Annabeth finds out what I've been thinking.

Name: Athena

Territory/ Domain: Smarts (Yes, I know I've lacked in certain people. I am so sorry, President Bush) and Battle Strategy (Again, I'm so sorry President Bush)

Interests: The intelligence of the world: those who dear to make a difference among the small minded and the cold hearted

Favorites-

Band: Enya, Enigma, The Arithmetics (Basically the name)

Actor: Actors serve very little purpose in life. I mean all they do is lie and pretend. If father was mortal I could make a fortune as his agent. Especially, if Hera was directing the film.

Example:

Hera: Zeus, where have you been?

Zeus: No where darling. I was teaching... Aeolus the effects of smoking and why it is wrong...

Hera: Is that a cigarette I smell?

Zeus: No dear. *Mumbles: Dionysus said this would take the scent of burn away from my breath. (Looks down at bottle of a combination of nicotine juice and peppermint)

See! No big portion of work done there. Now inventors, and lawyers, and presidents. Oh, they've got something to them. For example, Bill Gates is so hot! Such a shame he's married.

Actress:Stated Above, don't make me give you another example.

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Least Favorite Mortal: I'd have to go with Heath Ledger. In his living years he got more attention than me from Daddy!

Desires: Intelligent, Diligent, Clever, They must respect women as equals or superior, for we are obviously the better gender. If you don't agree with me I have enclosed the links to several debates and speeches on the subject.

Description: Hm, I don't feel like describing myself right now, but I have enclosed the links for three out of many autobiographies. But at basic I have been called beautiful.

A few links followed.

Everyone was cracking up and Annabeth's face was bright red.

"That was not funny, seaweed brain." She groaned, tugging on the ends of her shirt, trying to control her embarrassment.

"You're right Annabeth! It was hilarious." Taryn laughed.

"Yeah, talk about being an attention hog." Nico laughed.

"Yeah, talk about driving a tough bargain." Thalia laughed as well.

This time it was Annabeth's turn to take control. She gripped the mist wed, typing in Artemis's name.

Name: Artemis

Domain: Hunt, moon, maidens (yeah, I don't know why I'm here either)

Interests: Hunt, moon, maidens, (Am I being repetitive?)

Favorites-

Actor: As much as I hate to admit it Robert Pattinson is not completely bad looking. I mean I'm not team Edward. Nor did I read the Twilight series. Because that would be wrong as a virgin goddess. And because Jamie Campbell Bower isn't completely hideous, either.

Actress: Hm. Jenifer Antiston because she's still going strong, even after what's his face screwed her over.

Band: KSM because they know how to hold their own and is very inspiring and empowering to women. And Green Day because they know their enemies.

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Least Favorite Mortal: Taylor Lautner because every year I get less and less hunters because of him. And Angelina Jolie because she is a home wrecker. Megan Fox and Miley Cyrus (Let's face facts, no one gives a fury if you have the best of both worlds and you're trying to screw up both of them)

Desires: I don't know...It's my first time dating...

Description: Loves nature, Will have you pinned to a board and shot if you try anything funny, and cool.

And I'm back. I know: horrible, OOC, and just plain out not funny, but it's 4:00 in the morning in NY and I'm tired plus I'm no good at this. Thank you all for reading and reviewing. It means so much to me to get such positive reviews as I do suck at it. I want to thank those who have favorited and added this story to your alerts. I thank you all for trying to convince me I can right, but I know the truth. If you want this story to continue (I'm pretty sure you're all saying "can you just end this agony already!?") keep requesting. I hope you all have a great day! Also I'm starting a poll to see who should date who, starting Friday. You guys can vote every week. So sorry for the long A/N. See you later!