41. When doing the 3 month sewer flushing schedule please make sure no one is in the bathrooms.

A few of the autobots had volunteered to go flush and clean the sewers to the humans bathrooms. One autobot connected a huge hose and the other waited till told to flip the switch. When he did they failed to hear blood curling screams above them. Leo, Wheelie, Simmons, and Galloway slowly walked into the hanger glaring at anyone who uttered a word. They were quarantined for 2 weeks. Ratchets med bay was greatly avoided.

42. Leo is banned from Epps room.

Leo had wanted to prank Epps for a long time. So he had decided to do something to his room. With a little assistance from Wheeljack he planted a jell bomb and triggered it so when Epps opened the door it would go off. It did. But Leo failed to say it was for a human. Epps had to have a full body and cavity flush.

43. Autobots are not allowed to spy on humans taking a bath or shower.

Optimus had found Jazz, Jolt, Mudflap, Sunstreaker, and Wheelie in the autobot shower welded together in such a way that everyone had mistaken them for shower heads. That worked. They refuse to talk about it.

44. Redalert must stop following the Secretary of Defense.

Secretary Keller new he was being followed by an autobot. It wasn't till he was locked in his own house that he had proof. Redalert took it upon himself to guard the human. He had locked the man several times in several different places because of the news. Redalert had to be hunted down by his friends to bring him back. Keller had to move.

45. Mudflap and Skids are not allowed to give humans baths.

The small twins had volunteered to wash an injured Sam and Will since their guardians were away. Ratchet had to bandage old and new wounds. The medic through a throwing fit and the guardians played hide and shoot.

46. Will is banned from Epps room.

Will wanted payback from the temporary blindness and shock the last time he came in his friends room. He went into action when everyone was asleep and quietly started to take down the door that was wide enough to get Epps and bed out safely. Epps woke up in the meeting room with General Morshower looking at him from the screen. Epps slept in the nude. But when he looked down at himself he was wearing pink lingerie. Will woke up the same way the next day instead it was outside and the lingerie was red.

47. Do not introduce the autobots to the Power Rangers.

Mudflap and Skids, like kids, were reenacting a scene from an episode of the Power Rangers someone had shown them. Mudflap aimed a weapon he (borrowed) from Wheeljack's lab at his brother acting as a villain. He pulled the trigger and nearly offlined. Optimus prime was writing a very important report when his entire office was obliterated. He sat there in mid sentence his hand hovering in mid air. The twins had never ran so fast as they did that day. Optimus had to be held back when he found them.

48. Animals are not to be used to fight decepticons.

Wheeljack had just finished a devise to somewhat control wildlife within a 300 mile radius when he got a call that decepticons were attacking. In his hast he did not notice that a part of his leg flipped a switch. When the autobots got to Jazz they found him rolling on the ground in hysterics. The decepticons Barricade, Blackout, and Starscream were getting viciously attacked by every animal in the vicinity and more were coming. The humans on base watched the laughing autobots crawl back.

49. Ironhide is no longer allowed to get drunk.

Ironhide had gotten in the high grade energon again and was cursing at everyone he came across. In his drunken haze he decided to pull a prank on Optimus by messing up all his paper work and spiking his energon. Ratchet had found in his med bay a very angry, drunk Optimus sitting on a very scratched, dented, now sober Ironhide. Ratchet almost offlined laughing.

50. All cell phones must now be confiscated upon entering the base.

Makaela's cell phone again was a decepticon in disguise and was roaming around the base at night. It just went into a room when he heard grumbling from an autobot coming into the same room. It hid. It was Jetfire's room and without looking, to the horror of the small decepicon, he sat were it was hidding lodging it in his aft. The poor thing become insane.

black Dragon has giving me some rules and I've done 1 and a little bit of the second so the credit goes to the respective owner.