University Life

Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note. Sadly.

Warnings: Language, shonen-ai

Hey there, everybody! Pika-chan is back with a new story!

Read, review and enjoy :D

Chapter 1: Wammy's Dorms

The street in front of the University of Winchester was crowded with people, mostly freshmen in bright colours. They were yelling and cheering, proudly running around, waving flags with the University crest.

19 year old Mail Jeevas sighed, and pushed his way through the crowd. 'I fucking hate crowds.' he thought as he walked through the gate.

Pushing past students, parents and other people, he sat down on a bench. Putting down his three heavy suitcases, he got out the map of the university he kept in his backpack.

"Lesse, I'm here?" he asked himself, sighing as he stood up, trying to find someone that could help him. At that moment, a skinny blonde girl in a tiny skirt and fishnets walked past, texting.

"Hey, umm, can you help me?" Matt asked, adjusting his goggles as he walked up to her.

"Hm? Yeah, what is it?" the girl asked, a huge smile on her face.

"Umm, where exactly am I?" he asked.

"Misa knows! You are riiight here!" she said, giggling.

"Ok, thanks, umm, Misa was it?" Matt rolled his eyes behind his goggles. 'Why are all the cute ones such fucking morons?'

"Yes! What is your name?" Misa asked, fluttering her eyelashes.

"Matt." He said instantly, and waved. "Bye now, Misa."

"Buuhhiiieee baaaiiii!!"" she yelled, and he sweatdropped. 'I feel sorry for the poor idiot she likes.'

Grabbing his suitcases, he quickly found his way to the administration office.

"Umm, Mail Jeevas." He told the secretary, who smiled at him.

"First day?" she asked in a motherly voice.

"Yeah." he nodded.

"Mail Matthew Jeevas, right?" she asked, pulling out a heavy stack of papers.

"Yup." he nodded again.

"Alright, you are in the Wammy's dorms. It's on the other side of the school." she said apologetically as Matt sighed. "All the information you need is here."

"Thank you." He put on a smile, and dragged his stuff back out.

"Wammy's dorms, eh? I should have so brought my car!" he muttered, and continued making his way to the eastern side of the school.

About an hour later, he walked up to the building with the sign 'Wammy's Dorms' on it. It was a three story plain looking apartment building, painted a dull gray.

"Alrighty. I'm on second." He walked in, and was greeted by a tall man that Matt guessed was the room adviser. He walked over, and smiled.

"You must be the new guy! Hi, I'm Stephen Loud, call me Gevanni." the black haired man said as he helped Matt with a suitcase. They climbed up one flight of stairs, and Gevanni put down the bag he was helping Matt carry.

"Hey, everyone, the new guy is here." he called. "What's your name?" he asked Matt.

"Mail Jeevas. Please call me Matt." he said, his goggles hiding his eyes.

"You called, Gevanni?" two boys had walked up to them. One had messy black hair, and was barefoot. His companion had neat brown hair and was wearing a dress shirt and slacks. Another black haired boy stuck his head out of his room, a slightly hungry expression in his eyes as he looked at the brunette.

"Yes. Light, L, this is Matt. Matt, that's Elliot Lawliet, but everyone calls him L." He pointed to the slouching boy. "That's Raito Yagami. We call him Light." Light smiled, and stuck his hand out.

"Nice to meet you." he said.

"Yeah, nice to meet you too." Matt said, shaking his hand. L and Light smiled at him, and went up the stairs to what Matt assumed was their lounge area.

"You must be the new guy. I'm Teru Mikami." The black haired boy said, adjusting his glasses.

"Hi." Matt nodded back, and grabbed his suitcases. "Umm, where is my room?"

"Your room is over there. I'll get the others here." Gevanni pointed to the room at the end of the hall, and disappeared up the stairs.

Matt started to walk to his room, attempting to carry his three suitcases that felt like lead. He walked a few more steps, before he tripped over a toy robot.

"What the fuck?" he grumbled, his cheeks red in embarrassment. "Tell me no one saw that."

"Tough luck, I did." A voice above him said. Matt looked up at a blonde in combat boots, tight leather pants and a leather midriff top.

"Are you a transvestite?" Matt asked, getting up, and dusting himself off. He got up, and instantly, a boot to his chest knocked him back down.

"Oww, what the hell was that for, Blondie?" Matt glared through his orange goggles.

"First of all, It's Mello. Call me anything but Mello, I will fucking shove my goddamn boot up your ass, got it, cunt? And secondly, if you call me a transvestite again, I will fucking hurt you." Mello gave him a glare that would scare demons.

"It's Matt. Jesus, just because your thong is giving you a wedgie, don't take it out on me." Matt rolled his eyes, and he stood up again, walking towards where Gevanni pointed his room to be.

"Fuck you, dickhead!" Mello yelled after him.

"No homo, baby." Matt smirked, and quickly ducked into his room, locking the door.

"FUCKING BASTARD!" he heard Mello yell, and chuckled. He threw down his suitcase full of clothes, and carefully put down his suitcase full of his game consoles and laptop. The last suitcase was filled with clothes, video games, posters and other crap he threw in before he left.

"Time to make this place look presentable." He muttered, and started 'decorating.' Or, in other words, putting up posters, charging his laptop, and putting his stuff away. For safe keeping, he gently placed his Wii, Xbox and PS3 in the closet. In case someone (coughMellocough) would try to smash it.

He finished an hour later, and started to play his DS, like he usually did.

"Hey, Matt, Gevanni bought pizza. Let's go!" Light knocked on his door, L right beside him.

"Sure." Matt followed the two upstairs to the lounge.

Gevanni and Mikami were sitting on a couch, talking. When Light walked past, Matt could see Mikami's eyes following his movements with a lustful look.

"Umm, L, can I ask you something?" Matt asked the insomniac.

"Is it about Mikami and Light?" L asked, and Matt nodded.

"Mikami has a crush on Light. By crush, I mean fanatical obsession." L explained, a barely detectable twinge of anger in his voice. "He is fuck buddies with Gevanni, as you can see." the two looked over at Gevanni, who had a hand up Mikami's thigh, rather close to his penis.

"I have much to learn." Matt laughed, and L nodded.

"Indeed you do. Matt, there is one last member of our dorms that you should meet, Near." They walked into a smaller room that was painted all white. The floor had toys, puzzles and dominoes scattered everywhere, and a small television set. In the center of the room sat a small boy, also dressed in all white. It took Matt a second to notice him.

"Near, this is Matt, the newest member of our dorms." L said, and they walked into the blinding room.

"Hello." Near said politely, not taking his eyes off the puzzle. "Welcome to Wammy's dorms."

"Hey." Matt waved, and smiled. Near didn't turn to look at the redhead, instead, he continued doing his puzzle.

"He is a natural loner. Please don't mind him, he isn't used to company at all. He is barely used to us." L explained in a whisper as they exited the room.

"I can see that." Matt nodded. He grabbed a slice of pizza before sitting down on the couch, ignoring Gevanni and Mikami,who were practically making out.

"Yo bitches, I'm fucking starved." Mello said, stomping towards the food. "Jesus, Mikami, Gevanni, keep it in your fucking pants."

"Says the one that can't get laid." Mikami muttered.

"Repeat that, four-eyes, before I fuck your face up." Mello threatened.

"Mello please stop threatening Mikami. And Mikami, don't provoke Mello." Light sighed, intervening. Mikami looked at him with adoring eyes, like a blind man who saw the sun for the first time. No exaggeration.

"Fine, pussy." Mello growled, rolling his eyes.

"Is he always like this?" Matt asked, cocking his head to the side.

"Yes. Mello is rather, how can I put it, impulsive and violent." L explained as he sat down beside Matt, and Light sat between L and Mikami.

"No shit, Sherlock." muttered Matt. L nodded, subtly death glaring Mikami, who was talking to a bored looking Light.

"Yo, ass face, move." Mello demanded, glaring at Matt.

"Suck it, Barbie. I was here first." Matt smirked, eating his pizza.

"What did I tell you about calling me anything but Mello?" the blonde glared, a hand around the younger's throat. He bit off a bit of his chocolate bar with a loud crunch.

"You're gonna fuck me up the ass because you are horny and I'm damn sexy?" Matt said sarcastically, rolling his eyes.

"Repeat that. I fucking dare you." Mello moved closer, his hand restricting Matt's breathing.

"Jesus, someone's PMS-ing today." Matt choked out, struggling for breath as Mello's hand tightened again. He threw the foil of his chocolate bar to the side, and made the other hand into a fist. Matt closed his eyes, expecting a punch in the face that never came.

"Mello should not hurt Matt. Mello is very impulsive, and his emotions lead him instead of logic. Mello is being foolish." Near said. Matt looked at him gratefully, smiling as best as he could at his savior.

"Who the fuck did you just call foolish, dickface?" Mello lunged at Near, but was held back by Gevanni.

"Mello, enough. Don't hurt Near." Gevanni sighed in annoyance. It was like lecturing a little kid. A little kid with violent tendencies, but an emotional little kid nonetheless.

"Fuck you." Mello grumbled, and he stomped back to his room.

"Hey, Near, would you mind if I play video games here?" Matt asked, poking his head into the white room, as he dubbed it.

"Sure, but please don't be too loud." Near said, looking up from his puzzle.

"So, Near, what's with you and Mello? He seems like he really hates you." Matt asked after he put in COD:4 into the Wii he brought with him.

"Mello and I are academic rivals. Mello has a big inferiority complex." Near explained, and looked at Matt. "I suggest you do not piss him off."

"Damn, you can swear, Near?" Matt laughed, and smiled at Near. "So, what else should I know about Wammy's Dorms? What about L and Light? What are they?"

"L and Light are interested in each other, but they are too stubborn to admit it. Mikami likes Light, has a girlfriend, Misa. He does not like her, and Misa is like Mikami. A fanatic obsessed with Light. Gevanni and Mikami are in a fuck buddy relationship, as L has told you." Near said the last part with a slightly bitter tone.

"What about you Near?" Matt asked, "You got anybody you like?"

"No." Near said, and turned to Matt. "What about you?"

"Hmm, no." Matt laughed. "There seems to be alotta drama here."

"That is true." Near agreed. They both fell quiet, except for the loud explosions coming from Matt's video game.

"Would you turn that shit down?" Mello screamed from the door, death glaring Matt and Near.

"Sorry, I didn't know the princess needed her sleep." Matt teased, and laughed.

"Suck my dick, bitch." Mello said, flipping off Matt.

"I know you want me to, but I'm not gay, Melly." Matt smirked. Mello stomped over to him, and slapped him in the face.

"Call me Melly one more time, and I'll make you wish you were never fucking born." Mello whispered in her ear.

"You're all bark and no bite, baby." Matt said, rolling his eyes.

"Fuck you." Mello glared, and bit Matt's earlobe roughly.

"No thanks." Matt glared back, attempting to push Mello away. But Mello was stronger, and he remained in front of Matt, leaning dangerously close to his lap.

"Mello, Matt it is late. Please be quiet, I wish to sleep." Near said, walking out of the room.

"Goodnight, Near." Matt called, and scooted back, away from Mello. "I guess I'm gonna go sleep too. Goodnight, Mello-hime." he winked, and walked to his room.

"You too, Bitch." Mello bit back in annoyance, and walked to his room, pissed.

'This new guy, no one ever talked back to me. He's something else. Hn, he may be fun to mess he isn't that ugly. This is gonna be fun.'

Ok, how did you like the first chapter of my newest story?

Sorry if some of the information on dorms is misleading, I'm only in gr.9, so I wouldn't know =.="

And, I'm so sorry, but I had to name L Elliot. L is an awesome name, but I think that it wouldn't sound like an actual first name someone would have, so I just changed his name. Don't worry, no one will call him that, but I just needed to do it! Gomenasai!!

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With love(and cake to reviewers),

Pika-chan