Me – Hi!

You all gather round with pitch-forks and death spikes-

Me- So, I'm guessing this is about me updating late?

You all brandish weapons-

Me- well about that...- runs away-

Iggy- Here just have the chapter-

Disclaimer- I don't own the characters but i do on the now developing plot and my OC

3rd person POV

(Before the kiss)

One Block away from Dr M's house, in a cliché' black van If you squinted past the mass of entangled wires and bulky technology you could see two middle aged men hunched over screens on stakeout. Stakeout, in their opinion, was the worst part of the job but it had to be done to plant the clone.

Dr Eugene had been the head of the clone department at the school but had been banished due to his numerable failures. For some reason every time he cloned one of the flock, the clone would turn out to have some mental disability even though he had used the exact DNA right down to the last little molecule.

Most Nudges were bipolar, Fangs had a split personality complex, Angels were ALL egomaniacs, the Max's ranged from paranoia to obsessive compulsive disorder involving cookies, Iggy's had a serious case of psychosis witch didn't bode well with his pyromaniac tendency's and they couldn't seem to stop Gasman from spontaneously combusting.

Before being kicked out Dr Eugene had stolen one of his Fang clones from the Multiple personality section, and made a run for it. He contacted Dr Cecil, former Itex doctorate of hypnosis technology, and together they had plotted a plan to finally and successfully capture the flock. Then they would get there old job back along with its enormous salary.

They were confident in their plan, with IQ's above the average genius the only puzzle they had never solved was why people , when introduced to them, burst out in uncontrollable laughter.

Meanwhile, FangU_clone2 (or FU_c2) was in position. Technically there should of been a lot more zero's after the 2 but no one could be bothered, the also couldn't be bothered finding out what the U standed for but kept it anyway thinking it made it sound more scientific and due to the expected lack of common sense that all geniuses seemed to be missing, they overlooked the fact that his initials spelled out.

Fang2 waited for his earpiece to spit out the order to move in and replace the real Fang, in the mean time he was enjoying himself by playing thumbs wars...with one hand. It could be said that Dr Eugene had drawn the short straw with his clone but that would be lying. What Dr Eugene had really drawn the short straw with, was life. And while the scientist had drawn a short straw, Fang2 had drawn a shoe.

No one had known that a shoe was up for grabs in the game of life and quite frankly if they did they would of ignored it. Fang2 quite happily drew the external covering for the human foot. What came with the "shoe" package were multiple personalities, homicidal tendencies, hallucinations, obsessive compulsive disorders and some mental disabilities that haven't even been invented yet.

Fang had failed at every test the school had thrown at him, was prone to screaming hysterically every time he saw his wings on his back , convinced there was a giant albatross following him and for some reason believed that he could knock everyone in his sight by standing on his head. His reasoning for this was that everyone else was the ones upside down having all the blood rush to their head therefore causing them to faint. This generally ended up with Fang2 crumpled on the floor passed out. Not that anyone had minded and usually took bets on how long it would take for him to collapse. Smart money was on less than 10 minutes.

Some people see the glass half full others half empty. Fang2 sees the squashed beetle under it and names it.

The order was issued the moment the real Fang came outside to fly by Max's window. Fang2 waited on the ground beneath him, staying still and invisible. The real fang hovered for a moment at the window, while Fang2 admired his worn-out sneakers from below.

The scientist did not want to rely on Fang2's brain and brawn alone to capture Fang, so they made a device which would shoot out a small syringe that would paralyse him for 12 hours, also due to Fangs ability to blend he would be invisible until the scientist came to pick him up that night. A fail safe plan. Except for one thing.

Fang2 waited until Fang returned to the ground and aimed the syringe-shooting pistol at Fang, a clear shot nothing could go wrong.

Then Fang2 spotted wings. Behind Fang.

It was the albatross again.

Crouching low Fang2 crept around Fang trying to get a better vantage on the "albatross" and shot the syringe at it. The syringe in question hit Fangs wings just as he snapped them behind his back causing the syringe to pop out almost immediately.

Of course Fang2 thought he had accomplished his task, Fang was frozen and the albatross was gone. The thing was though; while Fang WAS frozen he was only frozen momentarily. Only half of the serum had gone in.

Me- comes out of hiding now death spikes have been abandoned- Well that chapter explains what most of you didn't get last chapter. That Fang, from the point that he fly's up to Max's window, isn't Fang its Fang's clone.

Iggy-So now we have "the bad guys" we might have "a plot"

Fang- You like quotation marks huh?

Fang2- AH ALBOTROSS!! –stands on head-

Iggy- And that, people, is what you call an epic fail.

R&R Next chapter Fang2 gets his "revenge" on Iggy...

Iggy looks over Straight-jackets shoulder o read next chapter-

Iggy – YOU MAKE ME DO WHAT?

Me- heh heh...

Fang- Clue it involves some hypnotism.

Fang2 – collapses on floor unconscious-

Iggy- I take that back, THAT was an epic Fial.

Fang- He only lasted two minutes!

Iggy- Ha! Told you, now pay up.

Fang- flips Iggy a coin- grumble....