Me- Echale ganas fanaticos de Ahy Carly! (does Mexican cheer)
Freddie- Cinco de mayo was over a week ago.
Me- So? (wears Mexican hat) Arriba! XD
(Mariachi sings la cucaracha)
Me- Okay, enough mexicano chizz, it's time for iAsk The Cast!
(All cheer)
Bob- (Side comment) The beginning of this chapter is inspired by MAD! (smiles)
Spongebob-(pops out of nowhere) Yehaw! (dissapears)
All- WTC (What The Chizz)
Me- Randommmmm...so, today we have new people to torture!
Brad- Huh? I thought this was just an interview...
Me- Oh it's more than that babe...hehe babe; anyway, Behold, Brad!
Brad-(waves) Hey.
Me- And, behold, Sam's mother, Pam!
Pam- Can I leave now? I got a man waiting for me at home.
Sam- You mean Frothy, he's not even a he!
Pam-( rolls eyes) Any excuse to leave this place and go take a nap.
Me- Unfortunately your stuck here whenever I summon you all.
Tyler- Summon?
Freddie- Someones been reading too many medieval books. (smirks)
Gibby-(chuckles) or emo...
Me- Shush! Not medieval not Emo, and yes. I summon you all. Want me to make you read the book?
Sam- Kill. Me.
All- No.
Me-Exactly. Let's go on with the askin' and darin' :D
Boris Yeltsin
Question for Pam: How come you and Sam didn't get along
Pam- She was a stubborn little brat, she still is but she's a good kid.
All-Awe.
Sam-(rolls eyes and smirks)
TippyToe Zombie
I'm a guy.
I am the TippyToe Zombie
I like to Limbo
Often I fall on people's heads
All-Ohhhhhhhh
Spencer-So he's not a beavecoon?
Me-No Spencer, apparently not.
Spencer-Ah...
TotallyAwesomeSuperFan
Love you're story! Oh and Freddie I think you're really hott! So my first question is only if IOMG happened. Freddie did you like the kiss? And don't forget about the lie dectator! Also I have a dare. Since there's been nothing in involving ICarly, I dare Freddie to say he's in love with Sam and no loopholes. You can't say its a joke after it. And you don't have to do it, but if you do I'll give you 2500 dollars and a lifetime supply of laptops that no one can take(and NO loopholes on that either)
Freddie-Thanks, I've been working out. (Smirks)
Me-He already admitted his undying love for Sam.
Freddie- Not undying! Just...love. (shook head)
Me-Exactly, but did you like the kiss...?
Freddie-Well...(stares at surroundings nervously) Though it was a bit...uncalled for...I guess, it just surprised me. So...I guess I did... O_o
Me-Awe, nice. (:
Freddie-(Ears get really red)
Sam-(Rolls eyes and tried not to blush but fails)(Mumbles) Nub.
Me- Bob, give him his prize!
Bob-Ok! (Presses a button and a bunch of laptops fall on Freddie and 2500 bucks in cash)
Freddie-(Covered in laptops) Ouch! Help!
Me- Hehe...no. I mean, Freight Train!
(Freight Train, pulls Freddie out of mountain of laptops.)
Me- There we go (:
My final question is for everyone: who is the best girlfriend or boyfriend you have had? And no lies. Oh and Freddie you can't say Carly because you guys were horrible together!
Freddie- Well I guess no one, since Valerie was a skunk bag.
Carly-Jason (:
Sam- No one.
Spencer- Hmm... Well I'll have to say Janice, she was pretty nice, until I dumped her and she broke my pear pod.
Me- Oh wow...
Gibby- Tasha (:
Brad- Lisa.
Pam- None, they were all stupid.
Me- Oh well... :P
Harietta 'Moony' Bundy
I give you all 10 billion dollars! In pennies!
Me-TO THE BANK!
(At the bank)
(All waiting a really long line)
(Back at studio)
Carly: I dare you to do something illegal.
Carly- Why? It will ruin my reputation!
Sam- Oh please Carls!
Carly- What am I gonna do anyway?
Pam- I know what you can do, but it's tricky.
Carly- What?
...
(At movie theater)
Carly- I can't believe I'm doing this...(sits way back in the corner. Movie starts. Slowly rises camera to see the screen; hides it when an employee passes by.) I'm never doing this ever again.
(Back at studio)
Spencer- Did you get it?
Carly- Yeah, Here! (throws him the camera)
Sam- I'm so proud of you Carls (Smiles and hugs her) You have officially pirated a movie, congratz!
Carly- Ugh, I feel...icky.
Sam- That's the feeling of success my dear Shay.
Carly- Whatever (sits next to Brad and Sam)
Liif3-Use your author powers to prevent Carly from going to juvie.
Me-It's okay, they didn't caught her ;D
Carly- Thank God.
Everyone-I dare all of you to be handcuffed to eachother for 1 hour, and Sam and Freddie have to be next to eachother of course.
Me-This is gonna be fun (:
(Moments later)
(Socko is handcuffed to Tyler who is handcuffed to Spencer who is handcuffed to Gibby who is handcuffed to Guppy who is handcuffed to Sam who is handcuffed to Freddie who is handcuffed to Carly who is handcuffed to Brad who is handcuffed to Pam.)
Guppy-Happy Birthday!
Gibby-(States at brother in disbelief)
Me-(Looks at everyone.) Wait...I feel we're missing some people...but who...?
(Hears distant moaning)
Me- Oh my chiz...(Walks to a nearby door. Opens it and finds Mrs Benson in a fetal position, rocking.)
All-(Take a look behind me bumping into one another.)
Mrs B-(Looks up) My goodness, get me out of this darned room, now!
Me-Uh...sure...
Mrs B-(Stands up and walks out of the room.)
All-(looks at each other)
Me- Man, I completely forgot your crazy mother Freddie...
All-(Carefully sit down)
Freddie-(Mumbles) Me too...
Me- You okay Mrs Benson?
Mrs B- (Stares at wall) Mmhmm
Me- Right, Bob, tell one of those dudes (Points to some guys in a corner doing nothing) to takes her to a therapist or something.
Bob- Ok.
Me-Resuming with the...um...interview...
Carly-I also dare you to write a seddie song and perform it.
Carly-Um...I'm not the best writer but ok...(Starts writing in a paper Bob gave her.)
SeddieShortBus
Heeheehee... I dare Carly to do everything upside down, even speak. So, a 'w' would be an 'm', an 'n' would be a 'u', a 'v' would be an 'a'(based on capitals), etc. Also, Mrs. Benson must mug a clown wearing a hobo's underwear. And a fried chicken bucket on her head.
Really good, keep it up!
Me-(: Unfortunately Mrs Crazy isn't here, though for once I wish she was, that's something I would watch; when she comes back from therapy I'll make her do it. And Carly, wanna say something?
Carly- Mua po ! uve to tvlk l!ke tu!s?
Me- What?
Carly- Tu!s !s so nufv!r!
Me-I'm sorry, I do not comprehend your alien-like vocabulary. XD
Carly-(Sighs) Muvteaer...
Me-Still...nothing.
Carly-On sunt nb!
Me-You shut up!
Carly-Uom Aon nuperstvup we?
Me-No, I still don't understand you.
Carly-(Grunts)
Me-Yeah...well, that's about it, anything else anyone wants to say?
All-(Cricket noise)
Me- Oh well...Bye! :D