50 Things Alucard does when he's bored (or when he wants to piss off people ^^)

Maibe: A friend of mine and I was wondering what Al does when he's not hunting freak vamps so... we made a list

Magdalene: Maibe can not be held responsable for mysterious deaths of Twilight Fans

Maibe: DIE TWILIGHT!


Plays melonball (It's like baseball but with wild melons) Al- Smashy smashy (grins psychotically)

Watches Integra sleep

Plays with Seras's makeup Police Girl- MMMMAASSSTTTEERRR!!! [He turned her into a real Gothic Vampire]

Forces Pip to read Yaoi Pip- Nooooo! Make it stop!!!

Dyes Anderson hair neon-pink Anderson- Damn you VAMPIRE! Al- Aw come on Judaist Priest. It really suits you.

Goes to Cosplay convention Cosplayer- Dude worst Alucard Cosplay ever. Al- [Pulls out gun and shoots cosplayer]

Phases though random peoples walls

Steals Seras's bras and frames Pip PG- Get back here you pervert! Pip- It wasn't me I swear!

Goes to the female bathrooms as Girlycard and then changes to his original form Women come running out of the bathroom, screaming blue bloody murder, closely followed by unconcerned fourteen year old girl, whom is laughing her brains out

Goes to Metal concerts

Reads Vampire genre books Al- Pfft. Please! Like a REAL vampire would sparkle! Stephanie Meyer has just made it onto my hit list

Composes music and scores

Forces Rip to sing said scores

Goes to zoos as Baskerville Hound Small child- What an ugly doggy mommy! Hellhound jumps though cage bars. Mommy- RUN! IT'S A MONSTER!

Writes fanfiction about him and Sir Integra

Poses for photos Photographer- Why isn't he showing up on the photo?

Goes to bars

Demands that the bartender make his Bloody Marys out of real blood

Plays Cat and Dog with Schrödinger Al- Run Kitty Boy, RUN! MWAHAHA!

Challenges random vampires to duels.

Tries on Integra's clothing

Reminds Luke of how delicious he tastes

Laughs every time he sees Jan or Alhambra

Throws buckets of water on Jan and Alhambra Al- Now you won't burst into flames!

Sells Police Girl's uniforms on E-Bay

Demands that Walter fill his bath with blood

Runs around with a "Death Note" shouting that he is Kira.

Kills anyone who says he is not Kira

Watches Hellsing AMV'S Al- This is Hellsing. This is Hellsing. Hellsing, Hellsing, Hellsing, Hellsing!

Experiments in Hellsing Laboratory

Gives Major questionable sweets and drinks Major- Alucard why is the food glowing? Al- Its glow-in-the-dark. Now shut up and eat it!

Makes Walter go clothes shopping with him as Girlycard

Summons his army of familiars to kill off all Twilight Fans

Customizes Police Girl's coffin Al- Now its all nice and black

Pushes all the buttons in Doc's lab. Haunts graveyards

Replaces Integra's cigars with exploding cigars

Draws upside-down pentagrams in blood on church doorsAl- That will teach them to mess with me!

Constantly asks Heinkel and Yumie if they're a lesbian couple

Sets up blind-dates for Zorin

Tells Anderson Maxwell is gay

Watches the TV series of Hellsing

Sticks angry wasp nests in all of Iscariots toilets

Has tea with the Queen

Hides Integra, Rip, Luke, Anderson and Doc's glasses

Tells Schrödinger his blood tastes disgusting

Pokes Major's stomach

Stalks Integra

Steals all of Police Girl's cloths and replace them with Gothic Victorian Clothing

Steals Anderson's bayonets and chases him around with them


Maibe: Yeaaahhh! My first published fanfic! Praise Me! Praise Me! (Immitates Shader from Chrono Crusade)

Magdalene: Please review

Alucard: Maibe lets go kill some Twilight Fans

Maibe: Yeaaahhhhh! (hugs Al)