50 Things Alucard does when he's bored (or when he wants to piss off people ^^)
Maibe: A friend of mine and I was wondering what Al does when he's not hunting freak vamps so... we made a list
Magdalene: Maibe can not be held responsable for mysterious deaths of Twilight Fans
Maibe: DIE TWILIGHT!
Plays melonball (It's like baseball but with wild melons) Al- Smashy smashy (grins psychotically)
Watches Integra sleep
Plays with Seras's makeup Police Girl- MMMMAASSSTTTEERRR!!! [He turned her into a real Gothic Vampire]
Forces Pip to read Yaoi Pip- Nooooo! Make it stop!!!
Dyes Anderson hair neon-pink Anderson- Damn you VAMPIRE! Al- Aw come on Judaist Priest. It really suits you.
Goes to Cosplay convention Cosplayer- Dude worst Alucard Cosplay ever. Al- [Pulls out gun and shoots cosplayer]
Phases though random peoples walls
Steals Seras's bras and frames Pip PG- Get back here you pervert! Pip- It wasn't me I swear!
Goes to the female bathrooms as Girlycard and then changes to his original form Women come running out of the bathroom, screaming blue bloody murder, closely followed by unconcerned fourteen year old girl, whom is laughing her brains out
Goes to Metal concerts
Reads Vampire genre books Al- Pfft. Please! Like a REAL vampire would sparkle! Stephanie Meyer has just made it onto my hit list
Composes music and scores
Forces Rip to sing said scores
Goes to zoos as Baskerville Hound Small child- What an ugly doggy mommy! Hellhound jumps though cage bars. Mommy- RUN! IT'S A MONSTER!
Writes fanfiction about him and Sir Integra
Poses for photos Photographer- Why isn't he showing up on the photo?
Goes to bars
Demands that the bartender make his Bloody Marys out of real blood
Plays Cat and Dog with Schrödinger Al- Run Kitty Boy, RUN! MWAHAHA!
Challenges random vampires to duels.
Tries on Integra's clothing
Reminds Luke of how delicious he tastes
Laughs every time he sees Jan or Alhambra
Throws buckets of water on Jan and Alhambra Al- Now you won't burst into flames!
Sells Police Girl's uniforms on E-Bay
Demands that Walter fill his bath with blood
Runs around with a "Death Note" shouting that he is Kira.
Kills anyone who says he is not Kira
Watches Hellsing AMV'S Al- This is Hellsing. This is Hellsing. Hellsing, Hellsing, Hellsing, Hellsing!
Experiments in Hellsing Laboratory
Gives Major questionable sweets and drinks Major- Alucard why is the food glowing? Al- Its glow-in-the-dark. Now shut up and eat it!
Makes Walter go clothes shopping with him as Girlycard
Summons his army of familiars to kill off all Twilight Fans
Customizes Police Girl's coffin Al- Now its all nice and black
Pushes all the buttons in Doc's lab. Haunts graveyards
Replaces Integra's cigars with exploding cigars
Draws upside-down pentagrams in blood on church doorsAl- That will teach them to mess with me!
Constantly asks Heinkel and Yumie if they're a lesbian couple
Sets up blind-dates for Zorin
Tells Anderson Maxwell is gay
Watches the TV series of Hellsing
Sticks angry wasp nests in all of Iscariots toilets
Has tea with the Queen
Hides Integra, Rip, Luke, Anderson and Doc's glasses
Tells Schrödinger his blood tastes disgusting
Pokes Major's stomach
Stalks Integra
Steals all of Police Girl's cloths and replace them with Gothic Victorian Clothing
Steals Anderson's bayonets and chases him around with them
Maibe: Yeaaahhh! My first published fanfic! Praise Me! Praise Me! (Immitates Shader from Chrono Crusade)
Magdalene: Please review
Alucard: Maibe lets go kill some Twilight Fans
Maibe: Yeaaahhhhh! (hugs Al)