I'm sorry to say that this, will be the final chapter.
-rabid cries and groans from the fans while they throw things-
Ah! Well, you should have seen this one coming! Anyway, so yeah, final chapter but everything will be worked out. Naruto's Pv
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Everything had been so weird from the moment Kakashi 'claimed' me. No one seemed to want to talk to me nor could I even attempt conversation with them without Kakashi magically showing up and asking their intentions. So everyone, besides Sasuke, Suigetsu, and Kakashi, wasn't talking to me. It was actually very annoying to say the least. How was I supposed to get any work done with the chunins and jounins didn't want to come into my office and receive their missions. I had to send Sasuke out there a few times just to drag people in to get their missions for the week. They had been so terrified by the Uchiha that they were completely happy in dealing with me.

" So Naruto, has Kakashi said anything to you recently?" Suigetsu asked, practically drooling. I had learned some very strange things about Suigetsu in the past year or so. He's a bit of a gossip, not that he spreads rumors around, more like he likes to know the dirt on everyone and every little small detail pertaining to a certain relationship. Sasuke and I have kept him entertained on numerous occasions by spillings the other's secrets. He had more dirt on us than the ground did. And of course he has a front row seat to the 'drama', as he calls it, between Kakashi and I. I rolled my eyes at him and pushed him off the corner of my desk, making Sasuke smirk a little to himself. " I'm just curious, you don't have to get all sore about it. There's nothing else to talk about anyway."

" Suigetsu does have a point." I nodded. It was true enough, there really wasn't much else to talk about. Sakura finally gave Lee a chance when she realized that Sasuke was with Suigetsu and their relationship didn't seem destined to fail. Sai and Ino have been dating forever it seems, she gave up on Sasuke also, but also Shikamaru since he ended up with Temari. I think they're having their wedding this summer, and until then, we couldn't really talk about it. Tenten and Neji were also planning a date and I was happy for them since Hiyashi didn't seem to approve of her at first. Kiba finally confessed to Hinata, who was still heartbroken over me since our relationship didn't work out. It was hard to be in love with someone when you're attracted to the same gender. They're trying to work out Hinata's emotional problems together and I already told them that I hoped they ended up happy, and well, together. Chouji and Shino are the only ones besides me who don't have a definite future with someone. I sighed. Maybe I should settle down, find a nice man, adopt some children, and live out my life the way I wanted. But then a realization dawned on me.

" Sasuke, how are you supposed to restore your clan if Suigetsu's a man?" The two of them seemed derailed by that one. But as soon as the random awkwardness of my question passed Sasuke just smirked at me.

" We Uchiha are well prepared for that situation. My kinsman weren't kidding around when they said that they'd keep the entire Uchiha clan going strong. They made a jutsu that rearranges the sex organs so that a man gains a vagina and all the required sexual organs that goes along with it. After the baby is carried to term, the gender realligns itself and the vagina would once again become a penis. And you know, vice versa if its two girls." Sasuke said. " But the only way it works if one partner has the Sharingan."

" I'm not carrying your baby." Suigetsu blurted out suddenly. The Uchiha looked almost devastated until he opened his mouth again. " You're carrying mine. Now remember that when you want children."

Sasuke shook his head, anger starting to play on his face. " No way. You're carrying my child, I don't care if I have to rape you. The Uchiha made a jutsu for that too."

" What? Is the Uchiha clan like a worse case scenario kind of people? Did they also have a jutsu for making a fellow kinsman want their cousin or sibling to ensure high chances of Sharingan in the offspring to follow?" Sasuke was silent and I think Suigetsu and I died a little on the inside. " WHAT? THAT'S SO CREEPY!" He went silent again. " Do you think you were the product of incest?"

" No, Sasuke wouldn't be. When the third heard about that process in the Uchiha clan he made one of the Anbu take the scroll so cousins and siblings wouldn't be forced into the incest." Kakashi said. " Though, some of the Uchihas were willing to participate without needing the jutsu. They were dedicated to the clan. But somehow their children didn't come out with the Sharingan so they banned the practice all together." I nearly jumped out of my skin when he started to talk. Sasuke didn't seem fazed and neither did Suigetsu. Well, I was the only one facing the other way, they probably saw him coming.

" What're you doing here Kakashi?" Suigetsu said with a sneaky smile gracing his features. There was something off here. Sasuke got off my desk and started to move towards the door when Suigetsu followed. I blinked a few times. WHERE WERE THEY GOING? Kakashi turned my chair around and started to smirk at me.

" Why hello Hokage-sama. How are you today?" I rolled my eyes and leaned back in my chair a little.

" Good before you got here. What do you want from me?" I said turning my chair around. I started to fill out some mission requests and paperwork when Kakashi sat down on the papers in front of me. I blinked at him. Did he seriously expect me to act like he had not ruined my life? To act like he hadn't made everyone avoid me? To act like he hadn't been avoiding me save for the few times he told other guys to back off of me? Yeah, I had yet to forget about all that. He cupped my face in his hand and made me look into his eyes. I tried to jerk my head away but he had a firm grip.

" Why are you so mad?" He asked with the most serious tone. I looked away from him as tears started to burn the backs of my eyes. How stupid was he?

" You've avoided me for the past two weeks, you say that you love me and yet you never so much as hold me. How am I supposed to act? You've spurned my feelings for no reason!" I yelled into his face. That's when he pulled me into his arms and kissed me. I don't even remember when he pulled off his mask because my mind was so muddled from the pressure on my lips. I pushed him away and shook my head. No, I had to keep myself in control, no giving into feeling. " Don't try to win me over with kissing and your damn perverted acts!"

" Do you love me?" He asked. I felt a flush creeping up the back of my neck and I averted my eyes again. Why couldn't I look him in the eye? " I'm waiting."

" Well, what if I do." There was a sparkle in his eye then, and his mouth crinkled a little in the corners.

" What's wrong with that?" He asked sealing his lips over mine. This time I didn't push him away or fight the inevitable. He pulled off my clothes and cleared off my desk before I could even protest about the importance of those documents. Kakashi also stripped himself of clothing and was grinding against me, trying to excite my arousal, which was already pulsing hotly with blood. He bit at the pulse of my neck, making me arch up. He supported my back with one of his hands, using his free one to pinch my nipple. I moaned softly and bit my lip. He kissed me again this time a little more feral than before. I groaned into this kiss, opening my mouth enough for him to skip his tongue inside. He traced my mouth sinfully with his tongue, making my entire twitch with anticipation. I wanted to know what else he could lick so well with his tongue. " Naruto, I want you."

" Then have me." I said rubbing my hands down his back. He pushed me back against my desk, making sure only my ass was hanging off the edge. I laid back as Kakashi's trailed down my stomach with his tongue, leaving goosebumps and tingles on my skin. He got to my aching need and simply bypassed it, kissing down my thigh. It made my leg shake with pleasure and I giggled a little to myself. He gripped me with his free hand, stroking my arousal ever so gently. It was like a ghostly presence engulfing me in a cooling touch. I arched into the touch and he continued to kiss my thigh. He gave a hot lick to my entrance, making me gasp in pleasure. He thrust his tongue in, jerking it up and around. It was getting so wet and aroused. My stomach was tightening and clenching and I was surprised when I felt as though I was on the edge of climax. I whimpered and Kakashi pulled his tongue out. He sucked greedily at one of my balls and I brought my hand to my mouth and bit down on my palm. I was trying desperately to keep myself from climaxing. He grabbed my arm, giving me a dangerous look.

" Don't silence yourself. I want to have all of you, that includes your noises." He said, bringing his mouth up to the head of my arousal. He gave it a kiss, sucking enough to make a little more pre-cum work its way out. I moaned a little when I felt a finger pushing against my tight ring of muscle. I was panting as he stroked my inner walls, I was already slick from him tongue and he really didn't need much lubrication for his fingers. I was dripping wet...

He shoved in another finger, working them slowly. We weren't in a rush and I didn't mind him treating me so nicely. It was a relief to have him take it slow so he could map out my body and my reactions. I loved the attention. He thrusts his fingers in and I found myself unable to hold back. I came on his chest and he smirked at me.

" Couldn't hold back, I see." He said shoving in a third finger. He was thrusting them and out of me roughly, helping me ride out my orgasm. I arched when he pressed harshly against my prostate. I moaned so loudly and I wrapped my legs around his waist, pulling him closer. It caused his fingers to go deeper. He pulled them out and started to rub his arousal against my hole. " God, you're making it so hard to wait."

" Fuck me, Kakashi-sensei." He nodded, spitting on his hand. He covered himself with the saliva because, well, there wasn't any other kind of lube around here. He pressed in slowly, going inch by agonizing inch. I was panting harshly, digging my nails into his back. Kakashi bit at my neck in retaliation and I grunted through the pain. Once he was fully seated I let out a sigh of relief. It seemed like he had gotten bigger since we did last. I nodded my head and he pulled out most of the way. I moaned as he reentered, creating a steady pace at first. I started to rub down his back, noting that I had dug my nails in deep enough to make him bleed. I gave him a kiss on the neck, smearing more the blood onto this back. He either didn't notice, or he didn't care. He nudged my face over and gave me a kiss on the lips, pushing his tongue inside. I moaned into his mouth as the rhythm started to pick up. I arched up, spots dancing in my vision, a moan tore through my throat. He smirked to himself and started to move harder against that spot inside of me.

" Do you like that Naruto?" He asked rolling me over so I was face down against my desk. The wood had been warmed by my body but it wasn't the idealistic surface for your dick to rub on. He started to pound me hard and I moaned, nails grating down the middle of my desk. I started to tear up the wood as his hips jerked faster. " You're so tight and hot. You're really turned on aren't you? You've never been this tight before."

" Mmm, Kakashi. More. I'm so close." I said in a shaky voice. He kissed my back as his hand wrapped around my erection. He started to pump me in time with his thrust, causing my stomach to clench and coil. My climax was coimg upon me again. Somehow Kakashi made my body's pleasure increase dramatically. I moaned, resting my head on the cool wood of my desk as I came a second time. Kakashi's body tensed, filling me with hot liquid. He jerked his hips a couple times, riding out his orgasm inside me. I looked back and felt my face burning. He was biting his lip, eyes closed, and a red tint to his cheeks. It was the hottest look I'd ever seen. He looked down at me and placed a sloppy kiss on my lips. He pulled out and pulled me into his arms.

" I love you, Naruto."

" And I love you, Kakashi."

" But there's a problem." He said in a very serious tone. I looked into his eyes and there was a hint of mischief. Oh no... " You still have yet to learn lesson number one. NEVER LET THE ENEMY GET THE UPPER HAND!"

He stood straight up, grabbed our close and bolted out of my office. THAT EVIL SON OF A BITCH! I'LL GET HIM FOR THIS! I SWEAR IT!
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And that's how it ends. Hurray for Kakashi being evil to the one he loves. I hope you enjoyed the laughs and maybe for some people the tears...Idk why there would be tears but there might have been. until next time, this was Hitoko-sama.

Naruto: I can't believe its over.
Me: I can't believe its not butter! HAHA!
Kakashi: Neither can I, this totally tastes like butter. You totally set that stupid joke up Naruto.
Naruto: Don't remind me. I'll never say anything stupid again.
Me: And again is in the next few minutes right?
Naruto: DAMN YOU HITOKO-SAMA!