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Naruto the Red Joker

A small boat floated along the current near a small town. Sleeping in the boat was a young man with blond hair with whisker marks on his cheeks. He wore a black shirt and blue pants. He also had a small container attached to his belt.

When the boat hit land the jolt woke up the young man. "Land at last." The man stood up and stretched. He reached down and pulled out a tan overcoat with a a picture of a fox's head on the back. Surrounding the head was the four card suits. At the top of the head was the Spades suit. To the left was the suit of Hearts and to the right the suit of Diamonds. At the bottom was the suits of Clubs.

He walked around and saw that there was nobody around. He could however hear voices in the distance as well as loud explosions. "Sounds like someone's having a party. Might as well crash it. Heh heh heh!" the man said as he jumped onto the roof of a building and started running towards the noises.

As he arrived he saw a group of pirates led by apparently a clown floating in midair without any of his limbs. He also saw a green haired man who he recognized as the pirate hunter Roronoa Zoro.

He also saw a girl with orangehair and wearing skimpy clothes and a young man wearing a straw hat in a cage with a huge cannon pointed at him.

Suddenly he noticed a hand holding a knife floating in mid air. It stabbed Zoro in the side. Strawhat and the girl gasped as the rest of the clown's body began to reattach itself.

The clown then explained that he ate the Chop Chop fruit and that the fight was over.

Hearing enough the man jumped over to wear the pirates were and shouted "Hey Big Nose! Attacking from behind is cowardly! Also using a cannon on a guy trapped in a cage is a definite sign that you're a wuss."

The clown turned to see a blond haired man in a trench coat glaring at him. "Who...has...a...BIG NOSE?" He then threw the knife which sank into the man's chest.

The pirates laughed at what happened while again the girl and Strawhat gasped. Zoro however had huge eyes as he said quietly "What's he doing here?"

Strawhat turned to Zoro and said "You know that guy?" Zoro nodded and said "I went after him once when I was a pirate hunter. He was the only pirate to defeat me. I am feel sorry for Buggy."

The clown who was apparently named Buggy looked at Zoro and sneered. "Feel sorry for me? What for...OW!!!!"

Buggy turned to see the trenchcoated man grab his detached arm and was practically breaking his wrist. The knife was on the ground and covered in a liquid that looked like blood only it was green.

"Geez Zoro you weren't this weak when we fought. I never thought you'd be beaten by the love child of a rodeo clown and Rudolph the red nose reindeer." the man said as he tossed Buggy's arm back to him.

"I'm going kill you whoever you are." Buggy growled.

"Well since Zoro hasn't let the cat out of the bag I'll introduce myself." the man said as he walked towards where the girl was and bowed to her. "Namikaze Naruto at your service." The girl backed away slowly from him.

A few of the pirates were mumbling "Namikaze Naruto? As in Naruto the Red Joker? We're gonna die."

Naruto chuckled and pointed at Buggy "You attacked me. That gives me the right to kick your ass."

Naruto then pulled what looked like an ordinary playing card only the picture was a huge pink heart with a praying mantis inside it.

Naruto smirked as a belt with a strange heart shaped device appeared around his waist. His eyes got a murderous glaze as he spoke one word just before he slid the card through the device.

"Henshin."

What do you think? I seen a few fanfics with Naruto gaining riders powers and going to another world but usually it involves the advent decks. This time I'm giving him the Rouze cards. If you like it I'll put up the next chapter over the weekend.