A/N: Well, I decided to translate another one of my French fanfics to English. This one is pretty short and is already completed, so it shouldn't take me too long to finish translating it.

Hope you enjoy it =)

The Diary of Videl Satan

Chapter One: Great Saiyaman Saga

April 7 774

How did he manage to disappear like that? One moment he was in front of me, and the next moment, plop! He was gone!

You must be wondering who I'm talking about. That's normal, since I haven't mentioned him until now. It's Son Gohan, the new student who started school today. And as if by coincidence, this new "superhero," the "Gold Fighter", appeared the very same day, and wearing exactly the same clothes as this Gohan guy! I don't believe it's a coincidence. In some way, Gohan is linked to this Gold Fighter. I'm sure that guy's hiding something! And I swear to discover what it is! Even if it's the last thing I do!

You just wait, Son Gohan!!

April 8 774

I hate him!!! Who does this guy think he is, making himself out to be a superhero?! First the Gold Fighter, and now what's-his-name with his ridiculous outfit!How did he say his name again? Oh right, "the Great Saiyaman". Even his name is ridiculous! I hate him! I hate him! I haaaaaate hiiiiiiiiiiiiimmm!!!! And on top of that, this idiot takes the liberty of saving my life! As if it wasn't enough, I owe him my life now!

I hate that guy!

I swear I'll unmask him, him and his stupid outfit! And Gohan too! I hate them both!

Really, who does he think he is? And on top of that, he keeps doing poses that are completely stupid, making him even more ridiculous! And how does he fly? I didn't see any tricks, so how is it possible? What is he exactly, an alien?

What's worse is that he's stronger than me. Even I have to admit it; this guy with doubtful tastes in dressing is stronger than me, and maybe even stronger than my father. He may be the Martial Arts World Champion; I never saw Daddy lifting a bus like it was nothing. Where does his strength come from?

And damn it, how does he fly?!?

April 9 774

I'm beginning to believe that this idiot Saiyaman is really Son Gohan. It's the second time now that the cops have called me for help and Gohan has supposedly gone to the "restroom". And as if by coincidence, he arrives back at class a few moments before me every time. Furthermore, they both have this annoying habit of rubbing the back of their necks when they're nervous or embarrassed and their voices are practically identical. I need to make sure. I'm going to try and set a trap on him. If it works, I'll know for sure, if not, well… I'll continue to try to unmask this idiot!

21:32

I wasn't able to put my plan into action since the cops didn't call me for help today. I called them at the end of classes to tell them to call me tomorrow, and they agreed to help me. They owe me, after all.

April 10 774

It's official; Gohan and the Great Saiyaman are two different people. How do I know? It's really simple. The cops called me like I asked them to, and Saiyaman arrived. Only, Erasa assured me that Gohan didn't move from his seat the whole time I've been absent to "help" the police.

So it's not Gohan who's hiding behind the Great Saiyaman's disguise. That said, it doesn't mean that he's not the Gold Fighter. They appeared the same day and were wearing the exact same clothes after all. Moreover, they look rather alike. Except for their hair and eyes color. And anyway, I'm sure that Gohan is hiding something. Of course, everyone has a right to have secrets – even I have some. But I have the feeling that his are… how to put it… more extraordinary. Well, I'm exaggerating a bit, but I've taken interest in him. And anyway, he can't lie.

I have to admit, I think he's kinda cute. And, he's well-mannered and very kind. I think I like him. If it wasn't for Daddy's stupid rule, which says that I can't date a boy who's not stronger than him, I might have asked him out.

I kinda hoped that Saiyaman was Gohan, because Saiyaman is undoubtedly stronger than my father. But there's still the Gold Fighter. Maybe I should ask him directly if it's him or not. He's so bad at lying that I wouldn't have much trouble getting answers from him.

I might do it tomorrow.

Now it's late. I'm going to bed.

April 11 774

He's dating Angela!! That idiot Gohan is dating this… this… GAH!! I can't believe it! Gohan and Angela? They don't even make a good couple! Pfft!

I can't believe it's affecting me this much!

It's true what I said about him being cute and kind. I'm not the only one who thinks that way, it seems. But why Angela?

Why not me?

April 12 774

I knew it! Angela blackmailed Gohan; that's why they went out on a date on Sunday! He told me everything today:

"I don't want it to be a misunderstanding. If I went out with Angela yesterday, it's because she threatened me to reveal my secret to everyone."

"Your secret?"

He blushed. "Yeah… She saw me wearing teddy bear underwear. But they aren't mine!" he added hurriedly. "Well, they are, but it's my mom who bought them, and I wore them only because I had nothing else to wear." He then added: "Can you please keep it to yourself?"

I can't believe that's his secret. But anyway, I agreed to keep it to myself and not to tell anyone about it.

I don't know why, but I feel… relieved. Knowing that he's dating Angela, or any other girl, bothers me. I wish he wouldn't date anyone.

Except for me.

April 13 774

Today I chased Saiyaman. Again. And then suddenly, he stopped in mid flight, and I thought I had hit him with my Jet Copter, but he had disappeared. I later found him, since his disguise doesn't go unnoticed. And then that moron lifted my Copter and placed it on the roof of a building so that I wouldn't follow him! Because of him, I was late for school! How I hate this mentally retarded guy!! He's so ridiculous with his stupid outfit and his stupid, hopeless poses. If he wasn't so strong, I would've kicked his ass. Not that I never tried, but he always finds ways to escape the confrontation. He's so irritating!

I hate him!

April 14 774

I can't believe it! In the end, Gohan really is the Great Saiyaman!! He betrayed himself today, when dinosaurs came to the city to take back their kid. We thought at first that Saiyaman had stolen the young dinosaur from its owner who is the head of a circus in the city, but it turned out in the end that it's the head of the circus who stole it from its family. It was then that the little dinosaur, who's name is Chobi, started to cry and its parents showed up in the city, scaring everybody around. Saiyaman said not to shoot them – that they just came to take back their baby – and when the father, Toto, tried to attack me, Saiyaman said:

"But Toto, don't you recognize me? It's me, Gohan!"

He realized his mistake too late. So I was right; Gohan and Saiyaman are really one and the same.

But what I don't understand is how he managed to escape my trap? How can he be in class and out saving people in his disguise at the same time?

I'll ask him tomorrow. After all, now that I know his little secret, he won't be able to refuse me anything.

How about asking him to enter the World Martial Arts Tournament? If he would beat Daddy, I could maybe… date him… Well, he also has to agree to it, and I don't want to blackmail him like Angela did. I have my pride! And anyway, if he doesn't want to, well then too bad for him! He's the one who's losing!

Well…

I need to stop imagining things. I'm going to bed.