"I already told you, idiot, I'm forming an alliance with Poland!"

"Hungary, you're stupid! Poland's a girl! You haven't even grown your penis yet! Hanging out with her will turn you into a girl!"

That did it. Hungary pulled his foot back, and...

"Fuck! Whaddya do that for?!" Prussia cried as he spiraled to the ground clutching his abused vital regions.

"Girlfriends don't turn boyfriends into girls, Prussia! Girlfriends turn boyfriends into men!"

"Says who?!"

"France!"

Prussia watched his friend stomp away, sharing a scowl with the other as he stood up. "I hope you grow boobs, Hungary!"

"Idiot!"

Ahh, to be young again.