As this is my first Rangers fic I thought that I would have some fun b4 I get into the serious story telling where dies and all of that.

BOOK NINE SPOLIERS and all the others I think!

Disclaimer: If I owned the rangers apprentice series I would kick myself laughing! (With joy!)

Will's hand book for dealing with Halt

The barrel takes 31 buckets

Always pay attention when Halt says something along the lines of 'that's odd'

Remember the floor is on the ground

Never say 'but I thought'

In Halt's eyes one apple for tug is enough

Learn to accept things without asking questions

One question is to many

It is a bad idea to bring Halt and Gilan They might start talking of old times

Never ever get on his bad side

Aim for the left calf

You always need a lot more practice

Halt knows everything. That's a well known fact

Answering a question with another question is a very I repeat very bad idea.

Because it is such a bad idea it is here again answering a question with another question is a very, very bad idea

The sky is up, the ground is down and nothing else matters until Halt has had coffee

Make sure Halt never goes on a mission that involves those..."Dammed Genesovains"… (A/N i think i spelt that wrong)

I live to turn authors worlds upside down

Alyss Mainwaring