Chapter 5 AKWARD?!?!?

(ding dong)

Al: oh that must be Bella and Jacob!!! (opens the door to see Mike standing there) WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!!?!!!!?!?!?!?!

Mi: Me and Edward are hanging here for the day.

Al: YOUR WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Mi:…… hanging … here… for … the …… day….???

Al:…… EMMETTT!!!!!!!!

Ja: sorry Hun, Rose and him already left to go hunting for the day.

Al: DAMN HIM! (walks toward Jasper threateningly) YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS DID YOU?!?!?!?!?!?

Ja: ( backs up very scared) whoa, hey now, honey, HONEY! No I swear!!!

(Alice storms off)

Mi: so I'm, like, getting, like a vibe thingy that I'm, like a problem here..?

Ed: (comes down stairs) of course your not a problem! Don't mind Alice's manors.

Ja: actually. (whispers to Edward what's going on)

Ed: DAMN IT! I guess I'll just have to deal.

Mi: (clears throat) We'll

Ed: how could I have forgotten? (kisses Mike)

Ja: ! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!! (runs around screaming) (Alice walks in)

Al: jasper don't be rude!!( Edward and Mike kiss again) Alright damn it, kiss again and I'll get my samurai sword!

Ja: (Walks in with composure) Now Alice, don't be rude!( mockingly)

Al: G-R-O-U-N-D-E-D. What's that spell?

Ja: …………..Sex all night long?!……\

Al: hahahahaa yeah. NO!

(Jasper walks away sulking) (Alice tends to her cooking)

Mi: yeah so, dear, what's for lunch anyway?

Ed: well, honey, you know how dumb ass werewolves eat like rabid monster? So I'm sure Alice is making everything under the sun and more.

Mi: sweeeeet I'm starved!