Yup it's me again, a new series coming your way ;) this'll be a funny series, and will have little to no drama. Pairings: NaruHina SasuSaku ChoIno ShikaTema LeeTenten KibaOC KakaAnko JirTsu ect...
This will be very random, maybe so random that you'll all be like O_o did I just read that?! Anyway, the plotline is small, don't expect an epic story. Crack fic.
Title: TUAOA: Naruto: Random Series
Book: lol
Chapter: AHHHH!!
It was a quiet day in Konoha, the only noise being made were from the birds. It was a Saturday, a day academy students have off to do what they want. The majority of them all still in bed... except of course...
"AHHH! STOP POKING ME!" Sasuke shouted as he began to tear at his hair from the amounts of stress he's under.
"AHHH!!"
"AHHHH!... why did you scream?!"
"AHHHHHH!!"
"AHHHHH!!"
"Shut up the both of you!!" Sakura interjected as she was close to hitting the two twelve year olds.
"SQUID!!"
"SHUT UP NARUTO!!" Sakura screeched as she slapped Naruto around the back of the head. Sasuke smirked until he got slapped around the back of the head.
"Ahhhhh! Why'd you do that?!" Sasuke asked as Sakura began to lose patience.
"You shouldn't have laughe..." Sakura didn't get to finish.
"AHHHHHH!" Naruto screamed before he was nailed in the face, sent air born with a scared Sasuke watching.
"E-easy now Sakura..." Sasuke said as he backed away from Sakura, whose fists were clenched tightly, a big vein appearing on her forehead.
Before Sakura could reply an unrelated pirate decided to braid his beard while passing by.
Sasuke and Sakura were too surprised to notice Naruto was following Ino, poking her as she walked.
"GO AWAY NARUTO!!" Ino screamed as she tried her best to ignore it
"AHHHHH!"
"AHHHH!"
"AGHHHH!!"
"WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?!"
"AHHHH!"
"AHHHHHH!"
"LOOK!" Naruto shouted while pointing behind Ino
"WHERE?!" Ino asked, highly confused.
"NOOO!"
"WHAT?!"
"SQUID!!"
"SQUID?!"
"AHHHH!"
"AHHHHH!!"
Ino began to ran as she became paranoid, Naruto looked at Choji, holding his face in the palms of his hands.
"CHOJI!"
"what?"
"THERE!!"
"where?!"
"WHERE'S THE CHAPSTICK?!"
"WHAT?!
"WE NEED TO FIND IT!"
"HUH?!"
"CHOJI!!"
"..."
"I LOVE YOU CHOJI!!"
Choji: - :o
"WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE?!" Naruto said as he feinted crying.
Choji proceeded to walk away silently, a tick above his eyebrow as he DEFFINATLY needed some TLC... some Tender Lamb Chops... that is.
"my god... he's too hyper this morning..." Kakashi said as he appeared from nowhere.
"KAKASHI! NARWHALS!" Naruto shouted with big white eyes.
"wha..."
"RAPE!!"
"WHAT?!"
"DUCK!!"
"STOP SCRE..."
"DUCK!!"
"SHUT UP!"
"AHHHHH!!"
"AHHH!"
Kakashi slapped Naruto upside the head and cleared his throat.
"Naruto... number one, you're a juvenile retard who has no sophistication or understanding of social up holdings... number two...
"TWOOOO!!"
"I give up..."
"DON'T GIVE UP!!"
"NARUTO! I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP!" Sakura shouted as she was beginning to lose her patience.
"TWO CAMMELS IN A TINY CAR!"
"I'm... speechless..." Sakura said as she looked down. the last retort completely winning the argument.
"BUG! BUG! BUG! BUG! BUGGY BUG! BUGGY BUG BUG BUG! BUGZY BOO BOO BUUUUUUUG!" came the soft shouts of a female voice. the group turned to see Hinata annoying the hell out of Shino.
"SQUID!" Naruto shouted as he point an accusing finger at Kiba, who was with Hinata and Shino. Kiba just ignored him as he looked away from the two.
"WHERES THE SQUID!?" Hinata shouted as she began running around in a circle.
"EUROPEAN SQUID!!" Naruto screamed as he pointed at Kiba, who grew a tick above his right eye.
"SQUID!!" both Naruto and Hinata repeated over and over as they threw pineapples at Kiba who was growing annoyed quickly.
"WILL YOU TWO STOP IT?!" Kiba shouted in anger as Naruto and Hinata gasped.
"IT CAN TALK!!" Naruto shouted as Hinata casually shoved a chocolate cake in his face
"WHAT. THE. HELL?!" Kiba shouted as he chased both Naruto and Hinata who were running, arms flapping behind their head in an anime style run.
"what are we going to do with them?" Kakashi asked as he sighed in exasperation.
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Yup... love it, hate it, I'll write more, and longer next time, I just did this cause i was bored and your mom was out of town ;)
I kid, i kid. There's bound to be some flamers, all I can say is that if you didn't find this funny, then you're a boring person ;)
I am truly a random person, and I needed to vent. This story was made at 2AM meaning I didn't put much work into it...
Reviews plz ;)